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Me and Jen, and it involves shopping for umbrellas.
Quote by Verbal


Yeah, I did kinda bury the lede there didn't I?

It should be a frikkin amazing way to begin our life together. And you're all invited to the wedding!!! (Not really. We're just gonna elope. But it would make a hell of a party.)


i'm in charge of bringing the goats and the tequila!


https://www.lushstories.com/elliotlacey31

Elliot has been delighting Lush with his poems and stories for over 4 years now. Lush's very own answer to Pablo Neruda has a whopping 87 Recommended Reads to his name, and a couple of EPs thrown in for good measure.

He's collaborated with various Lush members over the years and is always able to meld his style so that each work is unique and yet seamlessly intertwined with the co-author. Those who are already friends with him will know that although he's initially quiet, once you get to know him he's a passionate soul with an amazing sense of humor. He's geeky and cheeky in equal measure, a loyal friend with an almost uncanny ability to find the perfect picture for every occasion and has risen to the occasion more than once when another member has been in need of a little loving kindness.

Please join me in congratulating one of Lush's most awesome members.
Quote by Ping


I spewed my beverage on the sweet old lady at the next table. This was funny. Still is, actually. An absolute funny.


i always like seeing you post cause i just automatically go 'ping' out loud. it cracks me up. biggrin
Quote by MadMartigan


You really ought to get that story back. You got low-balled.


hey, i had to ship it to the UK - any idea what the postage cost me?
Quote by browncoffee
I've talked to a guy who used to write stories to turn his partner on and she'd write them for him too. I've never written for one specific person though. Sometimes guys think I have but this is because of their inflated egos. Like...??? You really think you're worthy of an entire story. Please. It actually makes me mad that someone would be so presumptuous and full of themselves.

But if you're definitely doing it for someone and they know, that's pretty cool. And nice. I mean, if they want them. The word 'exchange' implies they do but please don't just send random porn to uninterested women.


she's lying. everything she writes is for me.
Quote by browncoffee
I've talked to a guy who used to write stories to turn his partner on and she'd write them for him too. I've never written for one specific person though. Sometimes guys think I have but this is because of their inflated egos. Like...??? You really think you're worthy of an entire story. Please. It actually makes me mad that someone would be so presumptuous and full of themselves.

But if you're definitely doing it for someone and they know, that's pretty cool. And nice. I mean, if they want them. The word 'exchange' implies they do but please don't just send random porn to uninterested women.


she's lying. everything she writes is for me.
Quote by She
Saw Ocean's 8, which was... okay. .


Cate Blanchette is in it. it could suck and i'd still go.
Quote by Magical_felix


That would be misleading in a way. It would give the impression that the story is good. A lot more people saw transformers than Schindler’s list but that doesn’t mean transformers is any good.


You check out Shindler's Transformers yet? heartbreaking and yet hilariously funny.
Quote by Verbal


Me-ow.


lol - reminds me. need to read your latest. sounds like something i might enjoy. smile
Quote by Verbal


I'll wrangle your cats (not a euphemism) if you unclog my toilets (also not a euphemism).


k. you can tame my pussy and i'll drain your pipes. sounds like a deal.
Real reason I'm a lesbian. Lesbians have skillz. today's project, replacing the workings in the toilets. mission accomplished while managing to look hot the entire time. envy me. hardest part, dealing with two cats who needed to help. for hire: cat wrangler.
Quote by curvygalore


'lo sweetie. Fancy a beer?


Hi beautiful! thanks, but this is an alcohol free weekend. smile
Quote by Verbal


BILL IS BACK! YAY!!!!!! We've missed you!

I will have a celebratory köffee, and whatever Bill is having.

New story is about to go up. I'm oddly nervous.


don't worry, i took it down again for you. now you don't need to be nervous anymore. your gratitude is all the thanks i need.
Quote by verytrustedsource
Thanks


moved it back again for you. no thanks needed.
Quote by nicola


"Test Tube Clones were Nyphomaniacs from the off", said the Professor, in front of the eagerly gathered audience who'd shelled out $500 a head to hear the true story of Dolly and Dilly.
Don't say I never help you out!


*throws up my hands* great. thanks. *scraps my story, starts over*
Quote by LYFBUZ
Manchester City


football, dude. not soccer!
Quote by seeker4
Scarlet Cream is going to be the heroine of my next story (after the comp one).


scarlet cream: cumming during menstruation.
Just so no one panics, Lush has changed it's color scheme from red and white to scarlet and cream to make your lushing experience all that much better.

You're welcome.
Quote by Green_Man
Hello, little Tonya, little Sara, Jeff, and Scott. I'll take some of that great java from Big Bertha.

I'm certain I'll be entering the comp. My only problem now is that I have no story idea. That can be challenging, doesn't everyone agree? I've created the beginning of a story in the submission panel. It has a title and the rest that is needed to simply start the process. One word in the story so far is "test."

Yes, that's the story. I'll get it done, I'm sure. I've entered 18 competitions here so far. It's one of the most enjoyable parts of being an author on Lush.

Oh, in preparation for the Open in Carnoustie next week I've been watching the Irish Open. Great links golf. Lots of fun. I saw a fellow shoot a hole in one today. But missed his name.

Now back to the story I am not writing yet. Cheers.


if you need help, i have a couple of ideas that i'm probably not going to have time to write. lol smile
Quote by Magical_felix


She's probably sucked his dick a few times when you've pissed her off.


was it me, i woulda.
Quote by Beffer


...except Hannah! She's slightly insane!


I know. She's like the daughter I never had. Couldn't be prouder of if I tried
Quote by seeker4


Guess what? I went back to the first one.


BOO!
Quote by Buz
ALL women are pornoholics, especially Sprite. She let me view her collection of 70s and 80s classic porn, also called The Bushy Beaver Era.


don't make me beat you again. last time i broke a nail and i was soooo pissed.UBSzpCFqkar5FCDu
i haz beer. i mean, i wantz beer. and i haz beer.