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11 hours ago
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Her Royal Spriteness
Just a reminder. we have certain subjects that we won't publish.
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-underage (16 is a hard limit).
-non-consent.
the last one is bold for a reason. recently we have rejected several stories that are either stories or fantasies. we do not publish those. anyone submitting such gets a note in their moderation box as a warning. if it happens a second time, you will be deleted. period.
i hope that's clear?
thank you
sprite.
- .
-underage (16 is a hard limit).
-non-consent.
the last one is bold for a reason. recently we have rejected several stories that are either stories or fantasies. we do not publish those. anyone submitting such gets a note in their moderation box as a warning. if it happens a second time, you will be deleted. period.
i hope that's clear?
thank you
sprite.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by LYFBUZ
Betty's soft fingertips brushed slowly up Rachel's inner thigh as they enjoyed the Giant Hamster Harry Styles Revue. Rachel felt a rush of heat as she imagined the pleasures she would enjoy later that night. Her lurid thoughts were interrupted by the insistent vibrations of her phone which of course she promptly moved between her creamy thighs. Glancing down she saw an avalanche of mail from Nicola, each email appearing to have a large attachment. A frisson of annoyance rushed through her that quickly dissipated between the delicious vibrations and Betty's imploring fingertips as they approached her silky blue panties. Unconsciously Rachel opened her legs wider at the same time imagining her favourite Canadian atop a moose in a vain effort her stifle her rising passion. Instead, the scene in her mind only accelerated her rising need. Frantically she searched her purse for her long discarded checkbook, desperate to cover the new $100 fee and in turn reach the climax of the story.
that's it. you're banned for life, Sasquatch.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Buz
Remember, what trio stormed the beaches at Normandy? The USA, Canada, and the UK. Who stuck their necks out for our embassy escapees in Teheran? Canada. Who do we share the most cultural overlap with? Canada by far the most, but a lot with the UK, too. Borrowing a Brit rock and roll term, 'The Kids Are Alright'.
Eh!
but they also gave us Nickleback, erasing everything good they've ever done. fuck them.
Her Royal Spriteness
1) Those of you submitting stories involving people dressed up as giant hamsters performing Harry Styles songs , please knock it the fuck off!
2) all submissions should have "save for Nicola" posted in the mod note box.
3) there will now be a small fee of $100 dollars required to submit lesbian themed stories.
4) Any story with a character named "Betty" in it will be automatically rejected and your account will be deleted.
5) we are no longer publishing stories by Canadians. Happy Canada Day, you moose riding hippies!
thank you for complying.
Her Royal Spriteness.
2) all submissions should have "save for Nicola" posted in the mod note box.
3) there will now be a small fee of $100 dollars required to submit lesbian themed stories.
4) Any story with a character named "Betty" in it will be automatically rejected and your account will be deleted.
5) we are no longer publishing stories by Canadians. Happy Canada Day, you moose riding hippies!
thank you for complying.
Her Royal Spriteness.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by curvygalore
Nothing assorted about you, Missy. You're a specialist licker!
and you're special. just sayin' ;)
btw, have an idea for the comp - don't get too excited, Hannah - my ideas rarely turn into finished stories these days, but yeah, i like it and might try to get an entry in.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by curvygalore
Right, since lovely Tonya's done her shift, it's my turn to crank up Big Bertha, get teas, coffees and hot chocolates going (plus assorted lickers, of course).
I'll give the bar a wipe down while I'm at it. *hunts for a cleanish cloth*
do i count as an assorted licker?
Her Royal Spriteness
when we first started doing this thing, i said we wouldn't do mods. well, someone recently pointed out that Gav is not really a mod - he's a tech monkey (which always makes me giggle a bit, picture him swinging around like a spider monkey in a storm trooper suit with a wrench inside a computer). and really, i can't think of anyone more deserving.
a few things about Gav that i want to share before i turn it over to the rest of you. he's not just a tech monkey, he's THE tech monkey and has been so from the very beginning. this site wouldn't exist without him. period. and every improvement, big or little, has his stamp on it.
a few other things. he's a sweetheart. he's sexy as hell. and he has a wicked sense of humor. really, one of the true good guys out there and one of my favorite people to send naked pix too (he doesn't get paid in cash - Nicola worked out a deal where he gets mod porn, not that most of us mind).
anyways, nothing i could post here could ever truly express how wonderful he is and how much i value his friendship, so i'll stop there and let the rest of you have a go.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Verbal
There are wrong porn sites?
Hey Seren, hey Sara. Hey Bill, wherever the fuck you are.
Me, the girls and my Dad are flying off to the deep South tomorrow for a family reunion, and will be back the 3rd, so everyone have an excellent weekend.
I will hopefully return with a new story.
all porn sites are wrong. perv.
