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Quote by Verbal


There is literally no better feeling than writing while listening to the post-game show of a Mets win.


oh? *smacks gum and shakes head* none, huh? oohh kaaay.
Quote by kiera
What's an orgasm?


*gets out the white board and start making flow chart*
Quote by landofmin85


You must be picking the wrong guys...maybe you need to pick a man that is more attentive to your needs instead of their own...

LovingSadist - not all women fake orgasms...


or... i could stop being a lesbian.
Quote by LovingSadist
I’ve read that it’s impossible for women’s to have an orgasm and they are faking every time. Is this true. Do women really have orgasms?


totally true. all my orgasms are fake (mostly cause guys are shite in bed).
Quote by prettywild
If ....for example , you were having phone sex while your partner was at home, but the phone sex wasn't with your partner ......you'd find that being quiet is necessary . Hard...but necessary

Allegedly


that reminds me. call me. we have unfinished business.
why would you want to? making noise is fun. it's probably my favorite part! well.. ok, it's so not, but it's still fun!
Quote by Beffer



I ADORE your accent!


which part of she hasn't got one don't you get? sheesh. two degrees and you still have no comprehension of language? THE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL AND YOU'RE DRIVING THE BUS!

i really need to get breakfast....
Quote by kiera
I don't have an accent.


*snorts* you totally do. she sounds all posh. like the queen.
k - i'm going to road test it sometime soon - i'll put up an announcement before hand. smile
Quote by Jimwillhavefun


This is our problems with playing golf in FL, but I still go every chance I get. I just have to carry my gun with me. LOL.

Don't tell Sprite.



i know, see, and hear, all.


Quote by honeydipped
i believe trinityx already does this on occasion. however, it'd probably be cool for others to as well. good way to introduce yourselves to the membership??
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oh, i wasn't even aware of that! Thanks, Nia. maybe i should get with her and ask. smile
Quote by Magical_felix
Dang, sounds like a fucking party.


could be. someone else's gotta bring the snacks, tho. i sure as hell aren't.
So, just a stray thought, but what kind of interest would there be in an occasional chat room with a mod in it, to answer questions about the site, the forums, story submissions, etc? there's a poll, but love to hear any and all comments.

thanks.
rach
Quote by Denim_Daisy10
Howdy folks
Jeff ... Get the mlb at bat app for your phone /tablet and follow the games there smile
Tonya. Hi how goes it yay for him going back to work
Ping I'm sweet and innocent with just a little bit of crazy thrown in
Hannah just cause it sounds like you need hugs
Fuzzy love flip flop weather
Rump I'm on the road to a speedier recovery the moon boot gets ditched Friday ,& stitches are all healed up
Sprite hi how u ?

Rump sweet tea please!! ,


hi Sara! doing well, just insanely busy, so i haven't had much time to socialize. smile hope you all are doing well!
Quote by RumpleForeskin
The official 'Rumplations' Challenge of the Day' is to describe Ping's last post in 25 words or less. note: profanity and exclamation marks are prohibited.



Sprite is motherfucking awesome! Worship her ass!

what do i win?
Quote by Liz


Like this?

-> Fetish
--> Bathtub Fetish
---> Porridge Oats Bathtub Fetish
----> Snorkel Porridge Oats Bathtub Fetish


you left out shark attack snorkel porridge oats bathtub fetish.
Quote by trinket

Sprite


fixed that for ya, sugarlips.
Quote by Dudealicious


Negative, now go to our red room and wait for me.


sure thing. i'll wait for. in my leathers, with my crop. please don't forget to crawl on your belly and kiss my boots before i start punishing you, worm.
Quote by nicola


You've seen the show, "Bondi Rescue" have you?

When I lived there, more than a few tourists didn't make it out of the surf.


never heard of it, actually. maybe it's an Oz thing? honestly, i am not all that up on my australian beaches
Bondi in Sydney.

Anyone who Thinks Bronte is the best beach in Sydney has been smoking the crack.


Quote by jimbo2



Nah, Helen Mirren isn't hot! No one like Meryl Streep! Tell your wife to google '50 Actresses Over 50 Who Still Rule Hollywood'. I'll bet she likes them all! Hell, Cher is 71!


actually, Helen Mirren is hella hot.
Quote by Verbal
No Pacific Rim 2 today, because the Easter Bunny left a coupon for "Good for 1 movie" in one of the eggs, and the youngest (who got that coupon) wants to go see A Wrinkle in Time.

Frikkin Easter Bunny.

Hit me with a Fùrbâll please.


Pacific Rim Spoiler: There are credits at the end.
not knowing where you live, it's hard to say. i am assuming that you're looking for some sort of educational workshop type thing? i used to live in the SF Bay area, and the Good Vibrations store there had some wonderful workshops for all sorts of things. a lot of the larger cities often have organized groups that cover this sort of thing. there are also people who make their living as professional Masters or Mistresses who might be open so something like this - i'd suggest googling what's going on in your area.

that said, if you just have questions, you can always simply ask and people here will usually give you serious answers to the best of our abilities. smile
Quote by Dudealicious
Fifty shades of Grey?


shush, you. worst possible intro to bdsm ever.
Quote by trinket
Please forgive me for posting in this forum but I have to tell you that 30-35 is absofuckinglutely NOT when you hit the wall. My opinion has got nothing to do with the fact I’m 33

Seriously, it all depends on your lifestyle. If you’re a meth user you’re going to hit the wall at 23. If you look after yourself you can still look youthful at 50. Genetics also come into play. Don’t forget beauty is subjective.


i knew i shoulda quit the meth... damn. now you tell me...
Quote by bluecore
If you hate puppies then this is the perfect technique for you


favorite post of the week.