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Quote by IAMLOVE


I love going by myself. Isn't it fun?



not a fan, so much, myself.
Quote by Simmerdownchick

I got an 80. Yes, for a VERY VERY close friend, I'd give an egg. I would give my kidney (already offered it once)...however....Sorry, but I am going to that concert! It's probably a band I haven't seen and have always wanted to see, OR, it's Paul McCartney and nobody gets between me and Macca.
Fav outfit? Eh, clothes are clothes, don't leave me naked (when it's inappropriate ;)
I'd watch the dog, I keep my word about shit like that.
And, if I thought it would help, I would pee on my friend for a jellyfish sting...

I've been burned on the money thing, so that's an iffy one


my rule on money is i'll lend it if i'm comfortable with never getting it back - if i do, it's a bonus, but certainly, never expected.
Quote by Adagio
What about a "Gunslinger" category, for western cowboys.


i think, if we did that, it would simply be westerns. that said, it's kinda covered under historical.
Quote by prettywild
I am here as I am in real life.... pure , sweet and incredibly innocent


i just choked on my drink. gee, thanks.
Quote by Smoocher



Is that your LUSH side or your IRL side?? Makes a difference in how you are perceived you know.

Me...?? I'm just an over-sexed septuagenarian who is dangerous for all the ladies to be around who want to maintain proper decorum and modesty. ... Really ... that IS me.JckmwS0DVqMOwjVU


my irl side... here, i can hide that side of me a lot easier.

and yeah, we're all about maintaining proper decorum and modesty here at lush.
Quote by Fletch64


Shy??? and this from one that would pee on a jellyfish sting???

Oh say it isn't true


yeah, but i'd be blushing the entire time.
answering honestly, before this gets too off track, what you see on lush, is pretty much me IRL, with the exception that i tend to be a little on the shy side at times.
Quote by apptobebad
And he has a sense of humour





ouch! *high fives you*
Quote by LYFBUZ


Even without the bonus points...


i don't give out bonus points, sorry. your score is simply based on how number of orgasms i achieve.
Quote by apptobebad






i KNOW you would, but i assume i'd have to beg for it...
ok, back on why i hate LB

he won't fondle my butt, no matter how many times i ask.
Quote by prettywild
I'd like a "Brad Pitt takes PrettyWild " category. The possibilities for stories on this area are endless .....


smh.
Quote by LYFBUZ
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but this test is seriously flawed...
sperm donor: legal issues and world over-population
kidney donation: I'm surprised mine are functioning at all
lend money: never, gift it no strings attached
fav outfit: nope but an outfit that makes them look their best
jellyfish sting: pee is a bad idea and will likely cause more stinging

So I have concluded I am a thoughtful friend...


you'd pee on me, tho, if i asked nicely, right?
Your score is: 70

What does your score mean?

Camaraderie is your specialty, and you tend to keep your pals at the very top of your priority list. When a friend is in need, whether for emotional support, a financial boost, or a simple helping hand, they can count on you to come through. You give the very best of yourself, and will actually put your own desires (and sometimes needs) on hold for the sake of a pal's happiness. Your friends surely appreciate your self-sacrificing nature and probably sing your praises. While it's wonderful to show such intense dedication, however, there could be some negative consequences to your high level of commitment; do you ever feel, for example, that you are giving much more than others give in return, or that you are being taken advantage of? While most people see the value of such a fab friend, there are also folks who will milk your generosity for all its worth - not always out of maliciousness, but sometimes because it's just too easy. There is also the danger of developing bitter feelings when you give up your own wants for those of others - a true friend, in fact, will not expect you to drop everything for them in every situation, and will surely respect your decision to put yourself first from time to time.

for the record, i would totally pee on someone who got stung by a jelly fish.
Quote by Fletch64
Seriously K??????

I have been replaced????

OMG the inhumanity of it all..




so have I!
Quote by kiera


I was like that a few nights ago sad

I am around for a bit if Liz is unavailable xo

Hey Wild, Congratulations xo


we're currently negotiating a spanking. if talks fall through, i'll contact you - you got your paddle ready?

i am really hoping for a spanking.
i am also gonna go see Thor later today. GOOOOOOD OF THUNNNNNNDEEEEEERRRRRRR. (mostly going for Cate Blanchette *fans self*).
Quote by prettywild
I am awesome.... I have a badge to prove it ??




Hey kiera
Hey sweet Sprite


lol - why yes, yes you are. good morning... er... afternoon... smile

i am hungry
Quote by kiera


I am giving Sprite a Paddington Bear hard stare. Why are you up this early, miss?




couldn't sleep. bad dreams. plus, Liz usually will flirt with me if i catch her around this time.

i am shameless.
Quote by kiera
I am awesome. I made muffins today, and they were edible. Hearing my kids yell "YAY MUM! You didn't ruin them this time" was like music to my ears


you're my favorite cook.

i am up waaaay too early. silly
Quote by Buz
The Dawgs beat those Cocks today!

Georgia Bulldogs 24
South Carolina Cocks 10

Athens, GA was rocking. Sanford Stadium was packed. 93,000 and the loud crowd was deafening. The Dawgs whipped the Cocks, Between The Hedges. And the Dawgs clenched the SEC Eastern Division Championship. With a lot more to play for.

Go Dawgs!!!

Rump's LSU Tigers are playing 'Bama right now. And Daisy's VA Tech Hokies are in a battle with the Miami Hurricanes.

I'm ready for some ice cold Tecates with limes.

PS. I can't wait to read Sprite's story.


Shame on you, Buz. you, of all people should know that talk of dawgs beating cocks goes against TOS. on the ground, now, and give me 50.
Quote by WellMadeMale


'tis always better to give, than to receive.


my point, exactly ;)
Quote by WellMadeMale




I pissed on her as a trade-off for her dropping her insistent pleading to fuck my ass with her strap-on. I think I got the better end of that entire deal, so-to-speak.


don't knock if if you haven't tried it.
Quote by 69Kisses96


actually, i'm licking the insides of Jen's mouth right now...
Quote by noll


OMG, there's just so much wrong with this, on so many levels


don't fuck with the fairies. they're close relatives of sprites, fyi, and they BITE!

random fact and true story - earlier i threatened to start randomly following you around and locking threads right after you posted and claiming it was a glitch. i found the idea hilarious. that's how i amuse myself, btw, thinking of things and not actually following through - it's kind of like a personal mental pressure relief valve. just thought i'd share. smile
Quote by noll


Ooh, that's a nasty accent you got there. Get well soon!




About doubling of threads.


didn't even know you were trying to make a point. must have missed that, Duke. i mean Duck.
Just posted Pretty Wild's contest story - i rarely get nervous about stories anymore, but since i'm writing it for someone else, i am a little bit about this one. lol - i was talking to Doll earlier, about Lush evolution. i remember when i'd submit a story and be all nervous and checking back every 5 minutes to see if it was accepted or not, and then, once it was, every 5 minutes to see if it got a vote or a comment, or if it got into the top stories list or if i was a top author... now it's like, yeah, it's in. whatever. i kind of miss that giddy excitement. not that i'm not excited to put up a new story, just kind of more chill about it. smile

anyways, here it is, if you're curious.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/pretty-wild.aspx
Quote by noll
Two threads about something so obvious.



Thanks for proving my point about The Lounge/The Spa smile


what point, Dork? I mean duck.