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Something about programming syntax, I'm sure. I'd like to think it's about Python or Ruby or C, or something else useful, but it was probably about JavaScript...
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I was under the impression that a previously posted story could not be entered as a comp entry... doesn't seem quite right.
It wasn't previously posted. we encounter this all the time where someone forgets to tick the 'comp box' when they send a story in. Simple mistake.
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
Gav gets vacation time???? He certainly deserves/needs it I'm sure.
he's actually in my garage - i've got him chained to the wall - later on, we take turns hosing him down and poking him with needles. we just refer to it as 'vacation time'.
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
It has been an interesting theme. I did try to read as many as I could. It is always interesting to see how people interpret the theme.
I was curious as to one thing. I thought that RRs and such were not awarded until after the competition was over. There is currently a story on the main page listed as a comp story that already has an RR. Perhaps I am mistaken in the protocol followed?
*nods* we're sorting that out - what happened was, it was entered as a regular story and RRd and then it was decided to enter into the contest - the usual fix is to scrub the original entry and re-enter it as new, but since it had already garnered votes and comments, and Gav is currently on vacation, it's been left to those with less tech skills to sort out...
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Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS
Everything in life is a choice--there shouldn't be anything wrong w/ choosing who to love/fuck but it's a choice.
Couldn't careless what the original op quoted but it's a choice...but then again Bill Nye comes to mind and he explained it well.
Mixed opinion seeing as I respect him.
Nice Gag Sprite.
not everything. being born of a certain gender or ethnicity isn't a choice. consider being born gay to be quite similar.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
How you all are?
Sorry about showing up so late...though nobody seems to have missed me. My problem was, after following the Vegas shooting story for longer than is mentally healthy, I turned to Lush, eager to find out if my entry had been accepted.
It hadn't been.
I can't fuss. It was approximately 100% my fault. I'd got it stuck in my head that the word count was 2500 to 5000 words. My opus weighed in at, 3300-words, way over the 'reall'y top limit of 3000.
So I've spent my morning pruning and then re-re-re-editing and then re-submitting.
As the old folks say down South, I ain't had so much fun since the hogs ate my baby brother. (that's a joke, I think)
Anyway, if this edition slips by the mods, I'll let y'all know. Meanwhile, I know Phil wants coffee, but the rest of you will need to re-order. Sorry about that. Oh, stop bitching.
psst - the version you have in the que right now is well over 6,000 words. i'm thinking something went horribly awry, Bill lol - no worries, we'll get it sorted. One of the guys has i locked right now - i'm assuming he'll let you know at some point.
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Quote by nicola
What a lovely charitable act Sprite.The island has been decimated.
Great idea for a competition. Would you like the winner to be gifted a "Platinum Membership" too? Very happy to arrange that.
"Stories must contain elements of figging, tentacle sex and dinosaur porn."
that would be a lovely gesture if you would, Boss.
btw, i need to have Gav drop a "super awesome" badge on you. 
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
I'm getting the same feeling. I have been trying to read as many as I can. I now just want a drink and to forget I entered. I'll take something strong since I do not have to be anywhere until tonight. I'm taking a break from reading now. My eye has finally decided that's enough focusing for today.
BTW, I love Canadians, I married one after all. Although it does appear at times that the rest of Canada is a bit removed from Newfoundland and not just geographically. It is a different place in many ways but one I have grown to love.
Cheers Everyone!
My wife's been to Newfoundland - she said it's one of the most beautiful places she's visited. She took a picture by the Dildo sign (Dildo's a city... well, a town, there - totes serious - look it up!) As much as I give Lyfbuz grief, Canada is actually one of my fav places - we're less than two hours by car from the border (Seattle) and visit at least once a year. I could easily see myself living there.
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Quote by robertl
I checked the charity navigator rating - 85%+ of their donations go directly to their intended benefit. It appears to be an outstanding charity to donate to.
Donated, I WANT MY STORY!
*nods* i did my research - def. a good outfit. ok, i got three entries so far - super awesome start, Robert and Mike! thanks! Lilly, too, who sent me a lovely PM. ya'll rock.
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Quote by DamonX
I see what you're saying. I would never wear a total green suit. That would just be weird. I do have a few green shirts that look good with a black sport coat. I can't really find any good pics of the stuff I have since fashion now seems to be skewed towards hipster tight pants that don't come down to the ankles and gross looking neck beards.
Like that? Gross.
Cobalt blue is actually my go-to color.
I used to wear a lot of red but I began to feel a little vampire-y. Especially with an eyepatch, I would feel as if I should be stealing diamonds from a museum or something.
top picture? don't do it! just don't! i like the bottom one better. and i'd go with a simple pattern on your tie, and think about lavender. it's not girly and if you can rock it, it looks sharp. i do like the blue, btw, maybe something lighter, and like i said, patterns. patterns have style.
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Quote by noll
So it is OK to imply that people who have different political believes are not very bright and get easily fooled then, here in the Spa?
i'm not going to argue this. since you're hell bent on taking offense - or nitpicking - i'm simply going to lock this thread. problem solved. if one of the other mods feels like i overstepped my bounds, they'll unlock it. until then...
locked.
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Quote by noll
You implied that Trump voters are not the brightest people, that they don't see Trump's deceptions yet, that they get easily distracted/manipulated by him and that they ignore evidence that he does this, even if it's in plain sight. And while I agree, this could easily be considered offensive in a true safe space, which the Spa is said to be.
you can take offense at anything if you try hard enough. please don't try so hard. thanks.
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
What a great idea (a personalized tentacle sex story, sorry I was just thinking out loud).
I have already donated once through the Red Cross but wanted to donate again through a different group. Especially after seeing how "well" our current administration is doing.
Thank you for doing this and encouraging everyone to continue to donate.
i would be more than happy to write a tentacle story if requested. i love that the american people are coming through, even if our govt isn't exactly doing a stellar job. *hugs*
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Quote by Liz
Or an Awesome Award if they haven't already got one?
Sounds like an interesting idea. I hope the winner picks some really crazy stuff for you to write about, lol.
All for a good cause!
awesome award would work, yep. let me know what you all think would be appropriate.
and yeah, the crazier the better *grins*
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Hey, folks.
I'm sure most, if not all of you, are aware of the devastation left in Maria's wake in Puerto Rico. Trying to come up with creative ways to help out, and one of the ideas i came up with is a little contest. here's how it goes...
the prize. i'll write the winner a personalized story about any subject, falling under any category, using whatever setting, elements, characters, etc, that they wish (remember, this needs to be lush legal). i'll even include myself in the story if asked. i'm perfectly fine with that.
here's how to enter. donate. this is an excellent site to donate to: https://hispanicfederation.org/unidos/ but it doesn't matter - any organization where the funds go directly to Puerto Rico.
such a little thing, really, that can go a long ways. it's also tax deductable. it's an honor system. not asking for proof, or of how much - you all know how much you can afford. it starts right now. all you have to do is post here, say you donated, and your in. i'll put all the names in a hat and have someone not me pick a winner and then, we'll work out the details, put everything else aside, and write a quality story for them.
as an added incentive - i haven't okay'd this yet, but i'm sure i'll be able to badger Nicky into letting me create a custom badge for the winner, something like, I
PR or Sprite wrote me a goddamn story or something like that - so, for you badge whores, that's a possibility, but i've yet to confirm it.
anyways, you have a week. there's people without food, water, power, phone service, or medical help out there - american citizens, not that it should matter, but yeah, they are. if you read this, spread the word. let people know. love to see lots of names here.
thanks
rachel
I'm sure most, if not all of you, are aware of the devastation left in Maria's wake in Puerto Rico. Trying to come up with creative ways to help out, and one of the ideas i came up with is a little contest. here's how it goes...
the prize. i'll write the winner a personalized story about any subject, falling under any category, using whatever setting, elements, characters, etc, that they wish (remember, this needs to be lush legal). i'll even include myself in the story if asked. i'm perfectly fine with that.
here's how to enter. donate. this is an excellent site to donate to: https://hispanicfederation.org/unidos/ but it doesn't matter - any organization where the funds go directly to Puerto Rico.
such a little thing, really, that can go a long ways. it's also tax deductable. it's an honor system. not asking for proof, or of how much - you all know how much you can afford. it starts right now. all you have to do is post here, say you donated, and your in. i'll put all the names in a hat and have someone not me pick a winner and then, we'll work out the details, put everything else aside, and write a quality story for them.
as an added incentive - i haven't okay'd this yet, but i'm sure i'll be able to badger Nicky into letting me create a custom badge for the winner, something like, I
PR or Sprite wrote me a goddamn story or something like that - so, for you badge whores, that's a possibility, but i've yet to confirm it. anyways, you have a week. there's people without food, water, power, phone service, or medical help out there - american citizens, not that it should matter, but yeah, they are. if you read this, spread the word. let people know. love to see lots of names here.
thanks
rachel