Quote by RumpleForeskin
the jukebox might just break into an endless loop of Tom Jones singing, 'What's New Pussycat?" ;)
you are a very cruel man. At least Tomjones can sing, unlike the screeching of the blond wench who i am forced to live with.
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Quote by seeker4
*lowers expectations for my story another notch*
Seriously, I've only read about seven entries and I'm already thinking it's a stretch for me to think I'll make podium.
In the words of a great blues song (which I used to think was George Thorogood's, but he just did the most famous cover), "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer". It's a Sunday after all.
sorry - we don't serve canadians here.
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Quote by simplyjohn
Yeah I saw here in a room! She came in about the same time as another female who rarely ventures into the rooms but I cant recall who that was; I bet she didnt pull however.
that was Trinket - we're having a secret affair. you should hear the things SHE whispers to me.
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Quote by seeker4
Well, unless you are cosplaying the Riddler.JUjep9rsfQ7gWO4D
Actual line from Barenaked Ladies' classic "If I had a Million Dollars":
"If I had a million dollars (If I had a millon dollars)
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)"
Which riffs off the earlier line, "I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that's cruel)".
To be fair, though, the Ladies were a bit off on that one. I've seen some very lovely green dresses (in fact, IIRC, my mother wore one at my wedding).
i rocked green at my brother's wedding, but i usually look good i green. yellow, not so much.
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
My mind is behaving badly. I am dealing with a few difficult things. Taking care of aging parents, one with dementia and some other things. But the thing that is crippling me is the disappearance of one of my cats. I have two and they are both indoor cats. One got out accidentally three weeks ago. We have searched and searched and made flyers and called every animal hospital, etc. The problem is when I would come home just about undone by other things Apollo would be there and he would always know when I needed him. To not know what happened to him and not have him by my side is unhinging me and I can't afford that now. Old ways of thinking and behaving are trying to reappear. I know things could be worse, but anyone who has ever loved a pet might understand. There is nothing that I or anyone else can do. I just needed to vent and here seemed like a good place at 3 am when I can't sleep of course. Apollo's brother keeps trying to find him in the house too and that makes me even sadder. Sigh.... Maybe he'll make it home one day or someone has him and they are taking care of him. It just makes everything else harder.
*hugs* hope you find him - i can imagine how awful that must be. totally get it. to lose my baby and not know what happened to her would be gutting. thinking as many good thoughts as i can manage that he finds his way home safe and sound with lots of adventures to share.
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i don't really do chat rooms, but once in a rare while i drop in - a word of warning, feel free to whisper to me all you want - i'm happy to reply, but i'm going to to so in public as opposed to whispering back, so make sure you don't say anything you'll regret.
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i take it we're talking men's fashion here? or both genders? women can rock pretty much any color and be fashionable (long as they don't wear a swan dress). the picture above, the suit looks sharp, but it looks a bit on the somber/severe side with no bright colors to pep it up a little. a brighter, emerald green would have been more suitable, imo.
edit - just googled men's green suits under images and all i have to say is, don't do it! specially the ones that make them look like Batman's Riddler.
edit - just googled men's green suits under images and all i have to say is, don't do it! specially the ones that make them look like Batman's Riddler.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Your Spriteness, I feel well and truly elucidated. BTW, someone mentioned in a post that stories with cousins fooling around were no longer verboten. Can you elucidate me once again?
My LSU Tigers are being outplayed by, and trailing, Troy, from the Sunbelt Conference, 0-7 at halftime. This football is such a stoopid sport. (sob
Anybody else need to drown their sorrows?
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rules apply to immediate relatives only. no mothers, fathers, sons, daughters, sisters, or brothers. uncles and cousins are ok. step-parents and step-sibling also ok.
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Quote by Fletch64
I'll be badass and probably the most stupidest male on the planet and say
Her Royal Spriteass.
( dont kill me R...It IS meant in fun and HELL will NEVER freeze over)
i had to promise Nicky not to kill any more members, so you're off the hook. course, she didn't say anything about torturing them...
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Quote by oceanrunner
If I'm being brave, it's because my entry is safely in, not because Hannah's sick. My altruism is borne of safety.
As for the "rule" about winners of the previous contest not entering the next one, it seems to be one those items of "lush contest lore" that isn't written down anywhere, or if it is, it's one scrap of information in one place, and another in another place, and it's very hard for anyone to actually know what's going on. If anyone wanted to do lush a "goodness" it might involve writing down and putting all the various contest rules in one place.
i've been meaning to do exactly that for a while, Mike, just haven't really had the time to sit down and get 'er done with everything going on. don't give up hope, tho
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Now about the Rumplator doing business as, Brown Coffee and her not entering the current contest.
Being older than dirt, I seem to recall that once upon a time, there was a contest rule to the effect that a contest winner could not enter, or maybe it was, win, the next contest. If that's still so, then our Hannah is pure as driven snow and should be an example to certain other mods for upholding the law-abiding tradition of most Lush moderators. Then again, maybe not.
true story:
you're right. there used to be a stipulation that if you won, you weren't allowed to enter the next. it's only been enforced once. to anyone who thinks mods, especially me, ever get special consideration, the one time it was enforced was with me. i'd entered and won the summer loving contest with Paris in Flames.
the next contest was Winter Break, which i wrote for as well; 20 Words for Snow. . Shortly after submitting it, Nicky contacted me and pointed out the clause that disallowed me from entering. graciously, i didn't make a fuss and withdrew. afterwards, the rule was changed. i won't lie and say that it wasn't a little painful - it was a good story and i'm still certain there was a good chance it would have placed, but so goes life.
nowadays, as i stated, the rule's been dropped - you're free to enter each and every contest, regardless, so sorry, Hannah is not as pure as you'd like to believe. btw, it would make me feel better if you read both of those two stories (i rarely do self promotion, but i'm pretty proud of them, especially considering i was still fairly new to writing at the time.
anyways, water under the bridge. won a few since then, so all is good.
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I was going to complain about not having a drink named after me, and then, i thought about it for a while, and... nevermind.
writing again - not a comp piece (hoping Hannah loves me too much to kill me - not sure, but hoping) but something else - not going to curse myself by saying more, so i won't.
writing again - not a comp piece (hoping Hannah loves me too much to kill me - not sure, but hoping) but something else - not going to curse myself by saying more, so i won't.
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Quote by Liz
Did you get your new pedal?
I got to play Old Love by Eric Clapton on a £10,000 guitar last week and I'm having dreams about it. Unfortunately, I think the owner might notice if I swap his PRS John Mayer Super Eagle II with a cardboard cutout. *sniffs*
yes! it came yesterday. i unpacked it, set it up, hooked up my guitar, read the instructions, hit the pedal... and the power in our neighborhood went out for two hours... NOT MY FAULT! gonna give it another try in a bit, but now i'm a little gun-shy.
not if you do the cut-up right. or um... wow... it weight 10,000 pounds? how do you even lift it?
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Quote by seeker4
Hey, this may just be my librarian side showing and maybe it has been suggested before, but how about a "Series Title" field and the ability to then find all titles in a given series by clicking on the series title in one of them? Search can kind of do it but this would be more efficient (and it's how we do things in libraries).
this would be nice, especially with series that end up being labled under several different categories.
