Quote by Burquette
I was thinking anything that is done with the purpose of making you come. Oral, anal, vaginal, and genital touching.
I need to find out if there is a local chapter of the Naked Love Puddle Party Girls!
Quote by getnakedwithme
Fair question which unfortunately has no real answer other than that's how most men are. I believe most guys are here for a reason and it's not to make friends. My guess is men login generally cause they are already horny and wants a girl to talk dirty to him.
Plus a few of just us don't have any people skills. Girls like guys with skills.. nunchuck skills... computer hacking skills..
Quote by DamonX
I just did an online quiz... And it gave me Hufflepuff!! HUFFLEPUFF! Are you kidding me??? I am so obviously a RAVENCLAW!
This is so obviously just a product of the mainstream Gryffindor media! THIS IS BULLSHIT!
I'M SORRY FOR ALL THE CAPS! I'VE BEEN WATCHING A LOT OF FOX NEWS!!!
Quote by spinneroftales
First, I've only watched gay male porn, so my vision is a little skewed. Second, I only watch what is free, so I may not know if there is any good stuff or not. Most of it I fast forward through. I'd like some sort of story, and not just for the first two minutes. When they're through, they never say a word. And sometimes I watch a few minutes of a whole bunch until something catches my interest. It can be a lot of things, or something I can't describe, but I'll watch and it will give me an idea for a story. My completed story will be nothing like the porno film. A lot of the stories I've published here are based on porno I've watched. It would be fun to identify them, but i doubt that would be allowed.
Quote by kylie_kained
It Just goes to show just how shit faced you were that Day it was never Turnips it was Parsnips how do you think it got so deep in your ass? It could any of us the party was going great after you left!I'm not even sure you were just drunk either but you were definitely off your tit's on something
Quote by seeker4
Haven't watched the new one. The theme to the original was pretty good, actually, though I heard an arrangement of it on an album of film/TV music a few years after the original run that was better than the one used in broadcast.
Quote by adi_me33
There have been similar silly posts, for sure. I know I was gone for awhile but do you really enjoy being called a cunt? Should I have capitalized that? Cunt? Ugh. Please send a note about such changes. I suspect it will be a short note.
Should I start a thread asking what to have for lunch? I can't decide!
Quote by PhilU
And, as always, any constructive criticism would be especially welcome!
Quote by Buz
Her Royal Spriteness and I have talked about a collaboration but haven't got started yet. We have a basic idea which we think will work great with our personalities. It will be great fun! And WILD!
I'm also been talking with Jayne33 about co-authoring and putting it to audio. I was thinking 5 minutes of me giving her a motorboat but she said it had to be a real story. Maybe it can have a motorboating preamble.
So, I've got some real fun to look forward to, working with those two.
Quote by DamonX
’Twas brilliant in pages of Lush
Did writhe and squeal here in the slush:
White stockings and with sky-blue dress,
Almost daring to undress.
“Beware the Jabberwock, my Sprite!
The thighs that clench, the jaws that bite!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”
She took her vorpal sword in hand;
Long time with flaxen hair she sought—
So rested by that old oak tree
And stood awhile in lust she thought.
And, as in lustful thought she stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
Sprite left it dead, and with its head
She went galumphing back.
“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish Sprite!
O joyous day! Callooh! Callay!”
She chortled in her might.
’Twas brilliant in the pages of Lush
Did moan and groan here in the slush:
White stockings and with sky-blue dress,
Almost daring to undress…
Quote by Verbal
So, everyone complains about too many Mod boobs when times are busy. But now, during the dog days of summer, when the queue is short and things are chill, not a boob in sight. Sigh. Can there be more Mod boobage when the queue allows? Seems to me there should be a correlation. Boobiness should be predictable, like train schedules, or Presidential tweets.
