Quote by trinket
Listen, French fry... you don't have to suck up to the head mod to choose Nutella. We get it. Thanks for posting.
yes she does. it's in her contract.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
G'day, y'all. (he says, unashamedly mixing regional contractions) Phil, here's your metric bunghole worth of Bloated Bladder Beer. Enjoy?
Just a reminder that the 'MoreTentacle Sex!'campaign is still underway. Monetary contributions to the off-shore bride fund are welcome...preferably in the form of unmarked Franklins.
Phil, ya ready for a refill? Anybody else need to 'wet your whistle'?
i've done my part - i've actually written tentacle sex. in fact, i'm half way through a long ass series full of tentacle sex. the rest of you better get on it, or i'm gonna whup some butts.
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Quote by noll
If drunk mods are not willing to put more effort in it then it doesn't really warrant a thread of its own as it's just "basically like any other thread".
Waste of thread space this way.
you're a little bitch. let me rephrase that. you're a little bitch with a tiny cock. and you're ugly, you french speaking, piss drinking, Putin loving excuse of a cartoon duck.
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Quote by HeraTeleia
I have nothing but respect and adoration for the mods. They're a fine lot of bloody miserable illiterate cousin fucking piss Pabst drinking motherfuckers. I'll fuck anyone who says otherwise right the fuck up six different ways to Sunday.
*goes off to find a cider whilst waiting for her abuse*
fucking sad ass pistol shooting big titted wench, you couldn't hit the side of a barn if it was two feet in front of you and you write like you've never even seen a cock, let alone had one in you.
ps - bet you drink coors-lite and drive a prius. bitch.
to make it ok.
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Quote by kornslayer1
Two things that probably shouldn't go together, but for me at least, they work perfectly: buffalo chicken pizza. I usually get from Papa Johns pizza, but it is to die for. Just minus the onions though, then you have a masterpiece.
buffalo chicken
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Quote by noll
Wikipedia disagrees: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erin (or at least with the notion that it would be only a man's name).
come back to me when you have something of substance to post, instead of just calling me a liar.
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Quote by noll
Not according to https://www.tatatowel.com/about
Erin is a man's name, buddy.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
You people haven't approved any of my stories in over seven years, where may I lodge a complaint?
i'll get you a butt hurt form and you can lodge it up your fat ass. everything you're written in the past 7 years has been shit. the dead rat in the corner of our garage can write better porn than you, you old bastard.
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
Didn't Monty Python come up with this bit like 4 or 5 decades ago?? Jeez, Sprite... can't you think up ANYTHING original?!
they didn't do it drunk, you dumb, big titted bimbo. btw, it's BE abused by drunk mod - NOT abuse a drunk mod. can't get anything right, can you, Dykey McDykeface.
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Quote by KatieElizabeth
"Not drunk enough." See, that's exactly my point. Like me, you're obviously totally sober every time you're here. Paragons of virtue, you and me both xxx
give me a bottle of tequila and about 30 minutes and that could change, cheese-breath.