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Quote by curvygalore
Ooooh, ooooh! Where do I sign up???
did you even read the post? what is wrong with you? you simply post something here and someone comes along and abuses the shit out of you. is english like your third language? does anything that isn't all consonants like alien hierogplyphics? your people make shit beer, shit mead, and shit in peat bogs, and ya can't dance, ya wee jakey bampot mofo - see? even the scots have way better curses than you! and further more, you wouldn't know a comma splice if it bit you on the ass.
ps. the UK isn't even a real country - it's more like a trash heap that no one wanted to take credit for.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Castle4coochie
I do not remember if I updated, and not going too scroll through. But last year my Dady was in a bad tractor accident, puncturing a lung, he was in ICU for a month. Today he is healed, and back at work. The Louisisana, hat dose burn his lung, on occasion.
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Quote by Magical_felix
Eat bananas. Low potassium levels cause cramps (charlie horses). Also stretch regularly before exercise. Hot tub after exercise if you have access to one.
i was actually going to suggest this. Hyland's also makes a product (probably some other companies, but i am familiar with Hyland's) specifically for leg cramps that can be picked up at any pharmacy. capsules or cream.
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Quote by Limoguy422
Does the thought of getting naked in a vehicle bring back fond memories? Here's a few detailed questions... (I apologize if it's a little too detailed)
How old are you? old enough
Have you done anything sexual in a:
Car? yes
Pickup Truck? yes
Limousine? yes
Tractor Trailer Truck? no
Delivery Truck? no
Fire or Ambulance Vehicle? yes (firetruck)
Taxi Cab? yes
Police Car? erm... maybe
School Bus? hell no. wait, does a BJ count?
Rental Car? yep
Any Other Mode of Transport? motorcycle (more than once). hovercraft (ask Liz for details)
Where was the vehicle parked when you had sex in it? which one? and some of them were moving...
Secluded parking lot? yep
Public parking lot? uh huh
Deserted back road? yes
At a drive-in theater? what's that?
In a garage? no. wait, does public parking garage count?
In a driveway? yes
On the side of a roadway? yes
At a freeway rest stop? yes.
Any other place not listed? fire station. on the freeway.
What have you done in a vehicle:
Masturbated? yeah, probably shouldn't have, but done that lots...
Heavy petting? yes
Blowjob? yes
Fingered? yes
Handjob? yes
69? too much work - seriously!
Fucking? yes
Did you:
Get completely naked? have been but usually at least partly clothed
Left just a shirt on? have done
Left just socks on? god, socks are the first thing that come off. sex with socks on is just not my style.
Just removed underwear/panties? done that.
Where in the vehicle did you do it?
Front seat? righty-o
Back seat? hey ho let's go
In the bed of a pickup? yeah, but there were blankets and shit...
On top of the hood? no! i need to do something about that
On top of the trunk? against the trunk, kind of...
On the roof of the car? lol - no!
What positions have you tried in a vehicle? nothing fancy. the hungover yoda, devil dog bouncy castle, and Crazed cowgirl come to mind.
Have you ever gotten caught by:
Cops? no.
Friends? yes - not a big deal.
Strangers? yeah.
Parents? thank god, no.
Siblings? nope.
Someone else not listed? no?
If you got caught did you:
Stop everything and leave? hell no!
Keep going at it? i gotta be meeee!
Hide until they were gone? occasionally
Get arrested? no
Have your parents called? no
Get seen while actually fucking? yep
Get seen completely naked? who hasn't?
Did the vehicle you were in belong to:
You? yes
Your partner? yes
Parents? no
Work? no
A rental company? yes
Other? cab company. friends.
After you were done did the vehicle:
Smell like sex, sweat and cum? it smelled like bubble gum and flowers and kitty cats!
Have completely fogged up windows? sometimes
Had handprints on the windows? probably?
Not start or run out of gas? lol - i'm not THAT good.
Need significant cleaning? once or twice, yeah? there was a lot of blood once... coitus interuptus by gunfire...
Have you had sex in a vehicle to celebrate:
Birthday? not really. i hate birthdays.
Anniversary? no.
Prom/Graduation? no
Wedding? hell no. we did that proper - on the dining room table
Engagement? nope.
Valentine's Day? also hate VD
New Year's Eve? think so... yeah, pretty sure...
Was your first sexual experience in a vehicle? nope. under the bleachers at school, actually.
Was there any particular vehicle that was the best to have sex in? someone elses lol
Do you always "christen" every new vehicle you buy? not really that sentimental about it.
Have you ever encountered other people having sex in a vehicle? several times. pretty much leave them be.
Have you ever given or received "road head"? given, never gotten. lol - harder when you're a girl
Have you ever masturbated and had a huge shuttering orgasm while driving? yeah, more times than i'd like to admit to, tho i'll pull over if it's going to go there...
When was the last time you had sex in a vehicle? god, been a while. i have a bit of an issue with it these days..
Does the thought or memories of sex in a car make you horny even today? ...thing is, not to bring the room down, but i was sexually assaulted some years ago while getting into my car and its a bit of a trigger now - i actually sold the car and bought a pick up truck, cause just getting into the damn thing was triggering panic attacks.
Would you ever allow your teenage daughter to have a date at a drive-in? again, what's a drive in? and sure, but it would have to be a theoretical daughter
Approximately how many times have you had some sort of sex in a vehicle? Err... i have no idea? maybe 30? mostly btwn the age of consent and my mid 20s...
Any exciting stories you'd like share? not the kind of exciting i think i want to share
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i am def the high maintenance one, but not for the reasons you've listed. i'm not the kind of girl who needs spoiling and i'm very self sufficient. unfortunately, with health, mental, and emotional issues, it's not easy being married to me. i am incredibly lucky to be married to a woman who is able to deal with the roller coaster that is me.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
In her announcement of the 'Filthy' contest winners, Nic hinted that she has an idea for the next contest. Maybe so, but I do believe that she actually longs for some suggestive suggestions from Rumplators. The only two I've cogitated on are 'Unlimited' allowing any category and any word limit between the standard 600 and 10K. My other thought was something in the 'Fantasy' category which I don't believe has benn used in a contest.
we've done supernatural and magic, but not a proper sci-fi or fantasy theme. be kind of fun, tho those aren't the most popular subjects on lush.
