spoiler alert - if you don't want to find out who the new Doctor Who is, don't go any farther. That said, my jaw literally dropped. it's epic, especially if you've been watching Broadchurch!
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Quote by VirgoGo
Same thing happened to me. The word count said 6,000 when I was about to submit. (Phew, I think). I published my piece, and the word count for the *unchanged* piece jumped to 6,009. Since I'm the kind of person who follows rules, I panicked. I then found ten words that seemed unnecessary, and I found a moderator. Super quick revision....but a definite surge of adrenaline!
"The wordcounts should be consistent," she says, as she slams the bar. (Haha)
But since the counts are whimsical and inconsistent, I shall toast them! "Here's to those naughty word counters...they keep us hopping as they keep us guessing! Cheers!!!"
the word count for stories here has always been suspect - that's why, if a story goes a little bit over the mark we usually cut it some slack (a little bit, btw, is NOT 1000 words over!
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Quote by TonyaL
When I first received the PM from Peri today I was in shock as to what she had done. I never once questioned what both Jen and Liz had said or done. The mods on both sites work extremely hard to get the stories and poems up in a timely manner for all of us. I know it is not an easy task and one that could keep you busy for hours and hours each day. Taking you away from your own life. Always on your own time. There honestly isn't enough recognition for what any of you do. I've had conversations with a couple mods about my stories and needing editing. They've always been kind and helpful. The drama she was trying to cause was unwarranted. Let me just say thank you for doing what you all do.
thank you, Tonya. this really makes doing what i do worth it. seriously, this made my whole month. *hugs*
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Quote by thepanther
Do any of you guys ever get coregasms?
I got one accidently when I was [redacted by sprite] while doing leg raises and didn't understand what had just happened. I got one again in high school and then did some research and found that they are much more frequent in girls. I am now extremely good at giving them to myself by doing little tricks while doing leg raises and can also make sure that it doesn't happen if I am in public.
What are some of the ways that you've gotten coregasms? Ladies can answer too but I'm especially curious about guys because none of my friends have ever had one.
Are your coregasms as intense as regular orgasms? Mine feel pretty different and tend to not feel super potent but still feel extremely awesome when I'm doing an ab workout.
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Quote by Magical_felix
Yet you posted two more times after this. You posted three times in response to a post you claimed you wouldn't fall "internet prey" to.
Seriously. Your penchant for sexualizing things for children should trigger a red flag. Acceptance is one thing, being a sorry ass person who even tries to normalize porn derived from children's entertainment is another. It's pretty gross.
Like really gross. You may fool the retards. But not me. You're sick
ps - your avatar promotes . please change it, you sick perv.
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Quote by Simmerdownchick
You're right. A little whimsy in our lives is downright rude and childish...gee wiz, what was I thinking,
xxoo (IU)
Whimsy is great, but when readability suffers because of it, a site whose main purpose is reading isn't going to let people haphazardly make it harder for people to read.
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Quote by Magical_felix
Yet you posted two more times after this. You posted three times in response to a post you claimed you wouldn't fall "internet prey" to.
Seriously. Your penchant for sexualizing things for children should trigger a red flag. Acceptance is one thing, being a sorry ass person who even tries to normalize porn derived from children's entertainment is another. It's pretty gross.
Like really gross. You may fool the retards. But not me. You're sick
yep, i'm sick. i get a kick out of coming on internet sights and bullying other people... oh, wait, that's you! sorry, i'm the pervert on the erotica site! totally had that backwards. thanks! you have an issue with my posts, you know where the 'contact us' button is, or you could just PM Nicola and bypass the system. Feel free. in the mean time, i'm working on a porn version of Good Night Moon complete with illustrations. i'll send you a copy when it's done.
oh, and posting pix at you doesn't take up any time - you're not usually worth the time it would take to actually write a post like that, tho. you should feel honored that i even bother. ceeya.
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for the record, i hated full metal jacket. it seemed (to me) to glorify violence and it seemed soul-less. of course, i'm not a big fan, normally, of mayhem in slow motion, but still, it seemed to take it one step further to the point that all i really recall of it is the over the top gore.
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Quote by eschofield
Hello, just stumbled across this and no idea how it all works. I'm Eric. Helloooooooo . . .
Hi Eric! welcome to the watering hole! basically, it's just a place for member to hang out, chat about their day, and about stories they've read or written. lot of friendly people and new faces are always welcome.
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Quote by SimmerdownchickJust wondering, why can't we put them (story titles) in caps? When I submitted my story "Free," I put it in all caps to emphasize the importance of the word as it pertained to my story.
If we were explain why we are using caps in the note to the moderators, maybe exceptions can be made? I would say, if it were allowed, there would have to be some ground rules.
I don't mind that my story's title was corrected, I wasn't aware at the time. But, since the subject has been brougt up...
edited in: I was also wondering why it isn't okay to use the larger fonts here in the forums. I completely understand that large print in a disagreement, especially in all caps, is the equivavlent of shouting at someone. However, I was instructed by a mod not to use large fonts. I like to use different size fonts and different colors. I explained that the smaller font makes my eyes hurt, and was told to have my eyes checked and get a higher prescription lenses.
Just making an point, really. If there are to be rules about font size, then fine, but if it's just 'because I said so' is, imo, kinda silly. Just my humble opinion~
And then, chaos, as everyone decided to capitalize their stories according to their own personal tastes...
at the top of my screen, there's a little button that allows me to make the screen larger - when modding, i'll have it up to either 125% to 150% larger so i don't tire my eyes out. that's my suggestion. as JWren said, the idea is to make everything look uniform and more professional. think about the books you read - how many of them look like this?
Yes, yes, YESSSSSSSS! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! OMG! YESSSSSSSS! oh, yeah, OH yeah, OH YEAH!
pretty sure nothing by Steinbeck did...
also, because i said so.
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Quote by JWrenQuote by Simmerdownchick
When I was verifying, I understood that Titles With First Letters As Capitals was the style designed for uniformity on the front page. It had been decded that the page looked cleaner presented that way.
I spent a lot of time correcting titles. Yes, some Mods missed them (including Sprite)
i used to miss them on purpose to test the rest of you, make sure you were paying attention.
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Quote by Magical_felix
Your avatar is a sexualized children's cartoon. Just saying. It's a cartoon/animation meant for children. And you're using an image of it with obscene huge tits on a sex site. Sorry if pointing this out is a suspendible/banning offense. But it's just a bit weird. Why, of all things is this supposed to be a turn on? I get neutral, I get funny, I get different... But your avatar is clearly a sexualization of a Disney movie. Super weird. Who is this supposed to be sexy to?
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Quote by VirgoGo
I'm working on a piece where the men are hacking their bodies with a mix of testosterone, Adderall and coke. They can get hard, but getting off is a whole other thing. And then there's the hyper-sexuality and uber-masculinity. Their cocks, basically, turn into battering rams. In case it wasn't obvious, this is for the "filth" competition. :-)
sounds more like a typical friday night to me. ;)
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Quote by Magical_felix
My avatar isn't rocking tits or a boner or anything. It's not altered in any way. Putting huge tits on rapunzel is like when those creeps put open buttholes n shit on my little pony.
Plus there are no children watching felix the cat nowadays. It's a cartoon from the 1920s...
just for you, btw...
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Quote by Magical_felix
That's how warped your brain is... You don't even understand... or you do... but you just get all "they are breasts blah blah" like I don't get that. It's not about the breasts. You know that. Don't play dumb.
Those images where creeps on the internet take cartoons meant for kids and turn them into porn is beyond weird. There is some weird wiring going on that they associate cartoons with sex and porn. It's like all those sick idiots who flood the internet with My Little Pony porn that children that just like My Little Pony inevitably stumble upon because they decided to google their favorite cartoon. It's almost like some weird lure.
So no, it's not a nudity issue.
It's about images you would find in some sex offender's dungeon.
lol - someone's bored today. sorry, you'll have to find your entertainment elsewhere - i'm truly not interested in being your internet prey today. ba-bye.
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Quote by Magical_felix
Your avatar is a sexualized children's cartoon. Just saying. It's a cartoon/animation meant for children. And you're using an image of it with obscene huge tits on a sex site. Sorry if pointing this out is a suspendible/banning offense. But it's just a bit weird. Why, of all things is this supposed to be a turn on? I get neutral, I get funny, I get different... But your avatar is clearly a sexualization of a Disney movie. Super weird. Who is this supposed to be sexy to?
they're called breasts. most women have them. their primary purpose is to provide nutrients to human offspring. i didn't sexualize Rapunzel (who, btw, in the film is over 18). i just relinquished her from being uptight about being naked.
if you have an issue with nudity, as, sadly, a lot of Americans do, perhaps you shouldn't be spending so much time on an erotic site. My guess is you don't actually have an issue, you simply decided to make a big deal out of nothing because it's me. you maturity astounds me at times.
is it supposed to be sexy to someone? actually, no - that wasn't my intent. that is simply what you read in to it.
