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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know
Okay, but the rest of the story can be written with the caps lock button on, right?
I see that someone's published their very last story here...
also, while i'm at it. notes to readers are fine - i get it. that said, if you put them at the beginning of the story, THAT is what shows up in the front page - that's why we always move them to the bottom. if you put them at the end in the first place, we'd appreciate it. also, when we do move them, don't complain about it.
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Quote by kornslayer1
I promise I won't ever do that, Sprite. I only capitalize every word in my titles, but never in all caps. As mods have a lot to go through, if I can not do something to make sure I don't annoy them, I'll do that. BTW, you, MollyDoll, Buz and Ruthie are the last mods I'd want to have to spank me.
that's fine.
i'd promise to be gentle ;)
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Quote by browncoffee
Not much to say, fam. Just let me have something cold and non alcoholic and I'll sit in the corner. Or somewhere near Rach. I think I've got sunstroke or summat.
Sounds like you had fun, Laura. Next time? Remember to invite your BFF.
remember, when out in the sun, wear clothes. *pats lap* i have aloe lotion. happy to rub it all over you. *giggles* ;)
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Quote by GabrielSweet
I will admit that I didn't used to but have changed this time around and want to look for people that share interests and who's stories I like. I just came back and most of the names on my list are gone, this time I want to do things better.
Holy fuck, is that really who i think it is? Hey, Gabriel! been forever! where've you been hiding?
you better be here to publish more stories! 
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Quote by latecomer91364
If you have a story in the 'Pure Filth' competition (about 10 down on the main page as of 4:40 PM PST on 7-8-17) and need only one more vote to make it to the judging, is it considered manipulation to put a request for people to read and score it as your forum signature?
not at all - in fact, plenty of people send requests to their friend list via PMs asking for reads. it's perfectly legit.
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Please, for the love of god, don't do it. it's a little thing, but it's one more thing for us to do - make it proper.
THIS is how your story titles should read:
Sprite Is A Sexual Goddess
Not!:
SPRITE IS A SEXUAL GODDESS.
i swear to god, the next person who does this is gonna get spanked, and not in a fun, whimsical, sexy way.
THIS is how your story titles should read:
Sprite Is A Sexual Goddess
Not!:
SPRITE IS A SEXUAL GODDESS.
i swear to god, the next person who does this is gonna get spanked, and not in a fun, whimsical, sexy way.
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Quote by LYFBUZ
not sure if this is within Lush rules but can you bring in the piano...such as tied with piano wire, piano legs, banged on piano in public, tied to piano stool and shared with room service/maids, tied to piano stool and left on elevator for a stranger's use? getting fucked by assorted piano parts...the guy pries off a piano key or 3? something linked to music or a specific song theme? or use the pianist's connections with the hotel to take advantage of everything the hotel offers....pimped out by bellboy, a strange dalliance in the hotel kitchen there are endless possibilities of implements/foods, the spa, wild sex on the roof, sex in the window, some weird kink related to hotels (luggage fetish, she shines shoes while getting banged from behind, steals another woman's shoes...)
Maybe google pics of a bunch of high-end hotels and see what catches your imagination...
and you could call the story Highly Strung and Stylishly Hung...
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it's not a failing, and i do it at times, too, but often, you try to be nice, be kind, instead of just being blunt and putting it on the line - which, in the long run, is kinder. in other words, just tell him to knock it the fuck off cause it's starting to annoy her.
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Quote by Jen
Just to advise we're really busy at the moment. It's getting into holiday season, we're getting record numbers of submissions and Liz keeps posting pictures of her boobs. It's very distracting.
Anyway, a week to ten days is probably normal for now. If you're not wanting to wait, feel free to buy a gold membership, lol. Then you'll only wait a day, max.
#shamelessplug
https://www.lushstories.com/premium.aspx
Either way, remember the more proofing you do, the quicker we can get through it. Check the submission rules, use an online editor such as grammarly if you're not confident about your English, and always do a proof read to make sure the spacing etc has saved properly once you submit.
Cheers,
i'm sorry, were you saying something? busy looking at Liz's latest boob pix... dayum... *drools*
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Quote by DamonX
Holy fuck, Sprite you beat me to the punch. I had no idea. I'm usually the biggest TV nerd in the room.
While I'll definitely look forward to a probably 16 hour doc series on Vietnam, backgrounded with sensible era-appropriate music played over spoken letters written from both soldiers and the "girl back home..."
I know that sounded sarcastic, but I actually am excited. And I am genuinely pleased to hear this news. Ken Burns is the master of documentaries, and I'm sure this will be a masterpiece. I have watched all his Docs (sometimes twice), and this is legit making my day. I actually watched both his docs on the civil war and baseball which accounts for about 31 hours of my life. And then the Lewis and Clark doc... probably the best doc ever made.
Nevertheless, I think the conflict could and should be shown in live action on the small screen with the amount of time necessary to develop characters and such.
HBO... ignore Sprite and please give me a call. But please be warned that my script might have a bit more snippy dialogue, lesbian activity and anal sex.
i'll watch pretty much anything he does a doc on - i have no interest in baseball, but it was a fascinating watch, as was the world war 2 one and the civil war one. best, imo, was the one he did on Jazz. i knew a little about it before, but i had no idea how little - i was floored and ended up getting a lot of jazz albums. if the one on Vietnam is half as good, it'll be brilliant. i enjoy history and have a good grasp on a lot of it, but he really tends to dig deep and create a living thing. haven't seen Lewis and Clark - guess i need to remedy that. putting it on my list, so thank you
i don't think there's ever been a tv series about 'Nam? MASH was the korean conflict - kind of overdue, yeah? wait, lesbians and anal sex? sign me up!
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Quote by browncoffee
Red, white and blue? So we Brits can celebrate too? Any french people here too?!
I'll have... a lovely strong cup of tea. Work is kind of hectic which begs the question; why on earth am I wasting time at a bar?!
healthy dose of french on my mom's side - my grandparent's came over her from Lyon.
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Quote by DamonX
BTW, don't you think it's time for a new Vietnam TV series? I bet HBO could Game of Thrones that shit. I'm thinking a series like "The Wire" that follows the story from both sides. Goldmine. Call me, HBO.
oh, are you aware that Ken Burn's will be airing his new Vietnam Doc in the very near future?
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Quote by Magical_felix
Sure...
But if you really can't remember a movie's plot right after you watch it and you decide to engage in debate about it anyaway, maybe you should cut back a bit.
it wasn't a debate. i simply stated that you're wrong. a debate means that i am willing to present well thought out arguments and am open to changing my mind if your arguments sway me. i am and was uninterested from either outcome. i simply wanted to point out that you were wrong. it's really very simple.
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Quote by Dani
Yes.
I enjoyed it enough to see it twice, but I definitely thought it was overrated. Gadot did an okay job of playing a straight man, but even her deadpan humor fell flat often, as did the whole "Little Mermaid first time on land"-esque naïveté. Her fight sequences were fucking amazing, but overall she translated as a very flat character onscreen. Chris Pine definitely out-performed her.
Also, I think the story line was pretty sloppy. And what was up with that one guy who commissioned Dr. Poison to create the killer gas? They could have done so much more to develop that story line, but instead the random scenes of two bad guys being sinister just felt like filler.
While enjoyable, it just felt about as cliché as any other superhero movie, so it wasn't really groundbreaking in that regard.
Outside of the obvious fact that it has a female lead (kick-ass female lead, I might add), it falls in line nicely with all the other superhero movies. It just doesn't stand apart from them.
you are a traitor to your species, blue woman of Pluto.
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Quote by baddog992
Suicide squad had the awful Joker remix. The heroes using guns. If they needed people to use guns why not send in the Army? The leader of the Suicide Squad killing her own men? I could go on for pages about the plot holes in the movie. Its also very bland looking. Also why they included Crok in the movie is still a mystery to me. Or boomerrang that makes barely any use of his rang. I felt I got my moneys worth out of Wonder Woman. I would probably give it a 8. The over the top lesser villains are much to hammy for me.
yeah, but it had Harley. Every moment she was on screen it became the best movie ever made. not best superhero movie or best action movie. the best movie. ever. made. except for Wonder Woman which is the best movie ever made. ever.
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Quote by Magical_felix
Yes, yes it is.
I actually mentioned it was in the "last movie you watched" thread or something like that. Of course one of the local social justice warriors came in to tell me I was wrong and how it's the best movie ever. I brought up specific points about the movie that they did not even recall which makes me think they weren't watching that closely and went into the movie with a reverse closed mind, if that makes sense.
He's referring to me. i simply didn't understand his reference at the time. also, i smoke a lot of pot. oh, and also, i just like to disagree with everything Jack says on general principle.