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Quote by Liz


I can be mean. I have the riding crop to prove it.


and i have welts to prove it...
I'd be willing to rent mine out if anyone is interested.
Quote by NicandNicey
I'd like to see erotic cartoons added. For some reason, erotic images from my childhood turn me on.


i actually have a thread of erotic cartoons going, but it's a gold members only thread, so unless you're a member, sorry, out of luck smile
Quote by seeker4
So, what's your favorite play? For me, it's Macbeth for the tragedies and Much Ado About Nothing for the comedies (it's fluff, but fun, enjoyable fluff). Don't really have a favorite history because I've seen fewer of them, though I do love Henry V.


Lear, for tragedies, Midsummer night dream for comedies. i don't really know the histories that well, cept for Antony and Cleopatra.
Quote by FeLush


Neither if us know the answer to that question... Nor the one of why I haven't stayed since the first time I joined uninterrupted.


oh! oh! ask me! i know that one! *bounces on toes, hand raised in the air*
Quote by LYFBUZ
If you want poetry from Jen meet her in the stock room; trust me she is exceedingly well-versed!
Coffee for me please.

Sprite has agreed to ghost-write a story for me. I won't articulate the outrageous demands she made of sweet, innocent Lyf but you know what her imagination is like...
Jen, stay close; I may need medical assistance later...


*glares* get back in your cage or i'll get the cattle prod out again, sparky. don't ya'll worry - it's for science! smile
I am...

the god of hell fire, and I bring you!
Fire, I'll take you to burn.
Fire, I'll take you to learn.
I'll see you burn!

You've fought hard and you saved and earned,
but all of it's going to burn.
And your mind, your tiny mind,
you know you've really been so blind.
Now's your time, burn your mind,
You're falling far too far behind.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, you're gonna burn!

Fire, to destroy all you've done.
Fire, to end all you've become.
I'll feel you burn!

You've been living like a little girl,
in the middle of your little world.
And your mind, your tiny mind,
you know you've really been so blind.
Now's your time, burn your mind,
you're falling far too far behind.
Quote by Buz
We have a long list of categories that covers the spectrum well. I think we're more than set on enough on categories. Most subjects beyond this point are really secondary things that should be listed in the tags. As it is not all categories enjoy the same popularity. I think any additional categories suggested would be weak in views under that subject, especially when that particular story can get more attention under a category already available.

Besides every time we add categories, all those authors who have worked their ass off to earn an Omnium Badge will lose it.


i know. this is why i keep adding them. it's hilarious!
Quote by latecomer91364


Thank you, Sprite! I shudder to imagine if anyone ever chose something for me based on my perceived persona...


you get to choose your own, so no worries (tho mine was given to me by Alan J. and Nicki).
Quote by latecomer91364
Please excuse me if this has been covered somewhere in the previous 151 pages (I didn't read them all).

I think it would be great to have a search option for things other than stories.

For example, among others: rank definitions (no, I don't mean definitions that are foul) - this weekend I suddenly became a forum guru - figured out that it was for posting 100 times. I cannot find what the rankings are and how you attain them, and I'm mystified: do you get to make up your own? Example: Dancing_Doll's rank is 'Alpha Blonde' - I'd love to find the place where I can see what that means, but haven't found it yet. The badges are defined, but not the rankings.

A separate search box for this and many other things would be awesome.

PS: I tried the other search option, but it only seems to lead to forum posts on the subject matter, rather than official site information. Maybe I'm just not using it right.


anything beyond 'forum gur' are unique titles, applied to members. it's one of the perks of membership.
porn movies have/had plots? get out of here. no way.
Quote by LYFBUZ


How much for a full story? I would have traded my virginity but there was an incident in the storeroom.
The story has to have unicorns in it.

Vodka. Mixed with ice please.


full story with unicorns? hmm. 2 dollars seems about right.

currently on the turn table in all it's vinyl glory:



110% awesome.
Quote by trinket


You're floundering...



sorry - i was a bit octopied at the time...
btw, i am available as a poem ghost writer for a small fee. very small, seeing as how it'll probably suck
Quote by trinket


No it doesn't.

You're so shellfish sometimes.



I sea what you did there.
Quote by oceanrunner


Try putting 3 6's at the same time. 666. It works for me.


actually, that's the tattoo on my ass... don't ask (cause i don't remember having it done, quite honestly).
i'm celebrating 420 today. i got so stoned on thursday that i forgot all about it..
i'm a prawn star - i star in nature docs. does that count?
it still won't let me score multiple 6s on my own stories. i think it's broke.
Quote by oceanrunner


I've been enjoying stuff by a new writer called "oddlittledesires."


she's a treasure, right? she's new and writes outside the box. if you guys haven't read her, yet, you really should.
Quote by LYFBUZ


You have orgasms while you're modding?


only when i'm reading your posts, sparky.