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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by oceanrunner
I'll admit I was just posing before (as if it wasn't obvious). I don't know what too much of that means.
Anyone want a drink? I'm buying. (well, not buying per se, as much as allowing your drinks to be put on my tab, which is not entirely the same thing...)
Bartender, set everyone up with your finest 3.2 beer!
lol - you're better off. oh, and the next rounds on me.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by downunder911
Hi,
Now I am utterly surprised about your responses, specially the one threatening with legal actions! You got to be kiddin', right?
Perhaps I should add the following information
1. Have we talked about it? Yes, sort off. She agreed to try out a mmf threesome 'some day'
2. More than once I asked her, during lovemaking, if she could imagine another man going down on her and I never received a NO, always got a '..mmmmm that could/would be nice..'
3. I will be there! I am not leaving her alone, tied up with a stranger. If it gets out of hand or she doesn't enjoy it, I will ask him to stop, or leave, whatever. The stranger also knows that, we discussed 'things' via email. He is aware that it is a surprise for her and we both are aware that we need to wait for her reaction to it. We assume she is going to enjoy it, but we also agreed not to enforce anything and to call it a day in the event that she doesn't like it.
4. She also has a lot of faith in me as far as sexual adventures go. She knows, that I would never do anything to hurt her or that I would immediately stop if she wouldn't enjoy it. We had other adventures, like sex in public were she also trusted me fully.
Does that make a difference to the upcoming event? Do you really think she'll panic as much as the above ladies would? Yes, it will be a surprise, she doesn't know when it is going to happen, nor does she know WHAT will be happening, I mean, that a stranger will be coming into play when she is tied up and unable to resist! Until now, I honestly thought that this will be a great idea to give her that surprise... now, I am surprised about your reactions to it!
cheers
Downunder
here is how it works at hour house - the realistic answer. i meet him/her first. not just meet, get to spend some time with them. after that, i either give my consent for such a scenario to happen IF i am comfortable with them and there is mutual attraction - the surprise will be the timing, not the act itself. then, i will be given proper warning at the very least, if/when it happens.
baby, remember that fantasy? i'm going to make the phone call if you're still okay with it...
oui. make the call.
and yes, there had better be a safe word and my partner's presence. that's the reality vs the erotic fiction of the event. that's our rules. your wife may have different rules. you should discuss them with her first. not just a vague 'yeah, that would be hot' but a serious discussion of whether she's be okay or not with this scenario.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by HeraTeleia
How would I feel? Slightly irked, because 5-16 bullets delivered to centre of a 75 kg mass at close quarters tend to really mess up the bed linens. And the mattress. And the floor. And the bedroom walls.
In all seriousness, you and your "stranger" friend need to both be very sure that your wife is entirely on board with this idea. Lack of voiced objection is not implied consent, and you, at the very least, could well be brought up on criminal and/or civil charges if your wife is not entirely on board with this whole thing.
talk about over the top! i mean, really, bullet holes in the wall, the mattress and carpet ruined. i would never over-react like this (braining him with a baseball bat and then dragging him out the back door and depositing him in the garden isn't over-reacting, right?)
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Verbal
You crazy Cali kids. I have rigged lights for raves (and even performed at one), in...wait for it...BROOKLYN!!!, but when the "fun" started, I went to a quiet bar down the street and watched the ballgame.
Now get off my lawn!!!
Barkeep, I'll have a cold, sudsy mug of Falstaff.
it's not a rave if it's 6 kids in a basement with a flashlight and a boombox, ya know... *Grins*
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Emerson501
I like to drink my orange colored citrus fruit with a bit of vodka. I'll have one of them things, please Bill.
Popcorn's a poppin everyone. Jen, if the umbrellas don't work as pasties, I'm sure I can make some out of a popcorn bag. And if you need a hand, I can help put them on too. I'm neighborly like that.
Lauradj, while I personally find a woman being a teacher to be quite attractive, I did have my heart set on you actually being a DJ. Like the kinda sweaty raver chick on stage, dancing like crazy behind the turntables with purple hair and really big...I digress. Anyways, I hope your new nickname only sticks here, Boobies
Sorry I missed the naked kitty oil wrestling. Damn I love this bar.
i started going to raves at... let's just say 16... learned to DJ and yep, vinyl, none of this cd crap - still have my mixer and all my records, too. that said, i was never sweaty, and i never had purple hair. green, blue, fuschia, yep, but never purple
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by browncoffee
Dudes and dudettes, i got ya all beat. i grew up in england and i wasn't white.
however I'm willing to accept the loaned ears, rach. as for the tail.... depends where it's been. has it been used exclusively by your royal self?
i lived in a cardboard box and was working in the mines at the age of 6.
i am very particular about who wears my tail. i won't let just anyone play with it. you, however, aren't 'just anyone'.
as for where it's been... ;) 
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Verbal
Dude, I spent my twenties (and then some) in Brooklyn. Like, pre-gentrified, pre-Lena-Dunham-and-Girls, pre-martini bar Brooklyn. Crack-ravaged, crime-riddled Brooklyn. REAL Brooklyn. You wanna throw down?
I have GOT to quit calling everyone Dude.
doooood. your twenties. you're cute. bet you saw a lot of shit going down. like jay walking and not fully stopping at stop signs. dude.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Verbal
Dude, I spent my twenties (and then some) in Brooklyn. Like, pre-gentrified, pre-Lena-Dunham-and-Girls, pre-martini bar Brooklyn. Crack-ravaged, crime-riddled Brooklyn. REAL Brooklyn. You wanna throw down?
I have GOT to quit calling everyone Dude.
doooood. your twenties. you're cute. bet you saw a lot of crime. like jay walking and not fully stopping at stop signs. dude.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by HeraTeleia
Things To Do Before I Die, By Emerson501:
1. Buy Jen a damn virtual drink.
2. Send Jen a damn friend request
I'd say SSDGM, Emerson, but I know Rachel, and being that I'm 6' when I'm barefoot, which I'm generally not, I live in fear of her driving over and kneecapping me. She'll tiny, stealthy, and oh, drives a blue Ford Ranger. That's not super stealthy...still, run. Now.
also, i'm a master... or is that mistress? of disguise...
Her Royal Spriteness
i'm wearing my bunny ears. it's the day after easter, but i'm still wearing them. anyone got a problem with that? *glares around the room* i didn't think so. wanna know my favorite part of the awesome award is? getting tickled pink being able to celebrate some pretty amazing people who usually don't have any idea how amazing they really are (despite what she might say, Jen is totally deserving - i don't make these awards lightly). unlike me. i'm super amazing, right? *clears throat in the silence* umm... if you need me, i'm gonna be over there in the corner. the dark corner. under the table. by myself. with my drink... god, you are a tough audience... *sighs and slinks away*
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by HeraTeleiaOh goodness. Thank you, Rach.
Lush is a lovely, wonderful, delightful site and we are all, as a literary community, blessed by its existence. I'd like to clarify, I joined Lush January 25, 2014. The year is not noted in Rachel's lovely post.
lol - fixed it for you. funny - in my original draft i swear i had the year in there... oops!
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Dream_Weaver
But who could resist The Royal Spritness! I mean its like telling a bee not to not touch the flower.
Seriously though, it depends on the atmosphere as Sprite said. Is it a playful one, or just a perv copping a feel or is there possible danger! Yes I'm a man and I have been groped by women too. Crowded dance floor they grab everything!
Why is it a woman can smack a mans ass and wink and were like well hello there and its not the same when a man does it lol!
for the record, it's not cool when women do it as well - it's one thing if it's welcome, and that usually means there's some sort of 'foreplay' or flirting going on before hand and some sort of sign of consent, but to randomly grope an unsuspecting stranger, male or female, nope, sorry. crosses the line.
that all said, usually if a women is doing it to a guy it comes off more playful than menacing. the same cannot always be said for a guy groping a girl.
