Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
sprite
21 hours ago
Moderator
Fluid Female
United States

Forum

Quote by Meggsy
PARIS every time - Hollywood is just a branch of Disneyland in my opinion.


you say that like it's a bad thing smile
Quote by Emerson501
Would it change anything if the distance of the cumshot was denoted on the picture? Assuming an impressive distance, of course


i'd need videographic proof.
Quote by RumpleForeskin
If the story has a 'roaring lion', then Hollywood would, thanks to the MGM lion, seem a logical choice. BTW, the other town is Paris, France, right, and not the Paris that some consider the queen city of northeast Texas?



yes, France, although Texas might be an interesting setting as well...
Quote by oceanrunner


If by mimosa you mean sparkling mad dog in a glass of sunny D, then sure.


I'm more of a night train girl, but sure, that'll work too.
Quote by seeker4
Paris. I'll always take Paris over Hollywood. Though Paris was actually more interesting in the 1920s. That's when Hemingway, Stein, et al. were hanging out there (as shown in movies like Midnight in Paris).

EDIT: Actually, I'm confused about Rachel's setting. She says "roaring thirties" but it's usually the twenties that are "roaring" with the 30s being "dirty".



there's a lion involved. lions roar.
So... working on a story set in the roaring 30s. thing is, divided on the setting. Paris or Hollywood? could use help here! please advise! smile
Quote by browncoffee


what flavour? this is important!


umm... cherry!
Quote by oceanrunner

The lesson I learned was "even if you tick the box, put "THIS IS FOR THE COMP!" in the "note to mod" box, just in case, which I've done ever since.


during the comps we also get the occasional story that is ticked off as a comp piece, and is obviously NOT lol - like this one, i've gotten a few 7k word stories that i had to untick the box for smile

howdy everyone! btw, i hate practical jokes and pranks, and it's april fool's day. i'm saying this so that you all understand that the first person who pulls one on my is getting crossed off my christmas list.
Quote by browncoffee


i like your hat, sprite.


that's a lollypop in my mouth, btw! and umm....butterflies flying about...
Quote by oceanrunner



youth is wasted on the wrong people. ;)


i'm young and wasted and totally wrong!
Quote by noll


What does god know about marriage?




god invented marriage, moose-up-his-ass.
Quote by browncoffee
Dude, you're. like 40.., *wide eyed*


that's 280 in people years, ya know.
gay people should not get married. it's an affront to god.

ps - i adore the cape.
Quote by PhilU
So, this slightly inebriated kangaroo hops into a bar... Actually, that sounds like the start of a good joke, but I don't know the punchline.

Anyway, I made a comment that I found humorous, which wasn't even intended as a whinge about having no RRs, and I wake up this morning with an RR, a BC and a slightly sore head. Most unexpected (except the sore head bit).


i really liked that one - it was a favorite - thing is, we can't award RRs to comp stories until the comp is over, because that would sort of be unfair, so... congratz.smile
Quote by LYFBUZ
Me? Aggravating? I'm universally adored. I'm Canadian.


it's true. even i worship at the temple of Lyf.
got my strap on caught in the tail pipe. explaining that to my mechanic was embarrassing!
Quote by SammiTS


Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday! I'm covered for three years just in case.


lol - i'll mark you down for an extra year, cause i'm feeling magnanimous right now smile
what about cheese tributes? i'm rather fond of cheese.
Quote by LYFBUZ
I couldn't care less about my birthday and decided to stop at age 28. My life, my rules. I did not sign up for the annual recognition event although i try to remember those of the people close to me. Personally I'm more interested in what they did the other 364 days, likewise what i did the rest of the year. Regrettably I'm a disorganized fuckup so I forget sometimes. I'm usually able to redeem myself.

oh...and Happy Birthday in advance Sprite!


you still missed last year... my goons are out looking for you even as i type...
Quote by TexasEagle
Das ist die schlimmste Deutsche Grammatik die ich jemals gesehen habe. Offensichtlich wurde dieser Eintrag über einer furchtbaren Übersetzungssoftware erschaffen. Ok people, cut the crap and say something sensible in English. The German just isn't working.


Nein nein nein nein nein!
Quote by noll


LOL (you obviously used Google Translate or something alike).

And where's Sprite now? I always get reprimanded by her when I make light of other people's grievances here ;)


KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF BEFORE I SHOVE A MOOSE UP YOUR ASS!
those who have forgotten my birthday now reside in unmarked graves where they will never be found.
if it's an internal (inserted into the vagina) vibe, it would. this one is not - it's and external vibe and works bypressing against her clit, those items have a tendency to slip a bit if you're wearing something not tight fitting or with minimal area to hold the vibe in place. personally, whenever i'm using a remote vibe, i go with latex panties, but that's just my taste - external vibes need the extra pressure to be effective - if it's just sitting in your panties and not pressing firmly against you clit it's going to be a bit frustrating and unless you're manually holding in place and applying pressure.