doesn't bother me one bit. most people, i think, or, at least i, don't read comments until i'm done with the story.
spritku: a poem of two syllables
blue rain.
Emerson has been shaving his butt since the age of 17 and he's saved all the hair trimmings so that he can build a replica of the statue of David out of them. right now, he's get enough for hips and both legs.
Just so you know, now that i have been declared the most awesome person in the universe, you are allowed to treat me as you normally would. btw, i'm thinking the throne should be placed in the center of the room. also, you don't have to kneel when you approach, but i would prefer if you bowed humbly and addressed me as She Who Is Adored And Worshiped By All.
thanks. oh, and could i get a cold brew, please?
*blows whistle* 15 yard penalty for flirting with girl who is not your girlfriend in a public forum!