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Quote by naughtyannie
Yeah, just look at those eyes, boring into your soul.

Once its seen you, it'll never stop until it's got its long sticky tongue out and licked you to death.

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Actually, that doesn't sound too bad...


sounds like a good date to me! biggrin

presenting, a vietnamese grasshopper...

Quote by naughtyannie


Rachel?




Rachel?




I'm coming to get you, Rachel!


see what i'm talking about? look at that thing! it's got attitude! it's about to spring and snuff someone out like a rabid tiger! RUN FOR IT!
The saddle-back catapillar (will eventually turn into a moth, not a butterfly, so it's still safe*

Quote by BethanyFrasier
I'm a perv, so this isn't addressed to me! But at best, you were going to get two comments, so I'm just helping fill up an otherwise empty page.


you are my favorite person ever right now
Lady and gentleman (this is lush, there's like one of each - rest of you are a bunch of pervs) may i present to you.... the spiny flower mantis!

Quote by Dancing_Doll
How about Havana, Cuba during the high life, pre-Castro, Tropicana, American mobsters, gambling, burlesque, sex clubs and brothels, rum and cigars.

"Havana's Tropicana cabaret has been the last word in near-carnal excess for more than 60 years, most famously during the iron-fisted rule of Fulgencio Batista, who seized power in Cuba in 1933 and presided over one of the most blood-soaked and corrupt, yet frighteningly successful, regimes of the century. Bankrolled by the U.S. government, supported by an army of thugs and torturers, and aided by American mobster Meyer Lansky, Batista built an island of fantasy dedicated to the seven deadly sins."

But... of the two you mentioned, I voted Hollywood, purely because of the genre. I think it might be a little more fun to play with, but maybe that depends on the style of story you're planning.


oo - never considered Havana. this one's gonna be set in Paris - it kind of works a little better for the story, plus, the masses have spoken. cuba, tho... yeah, there's a future story in there somewhere... smile
doesn't bother me one bit. most people, i think, or, at least i, don't read comments until i'm done with the story.
Quote by kiera
My Life - Billy Joel


Billy Joel wrote a song about your life? wow...
one of those head bands with the arrow bits that make it look like he's got an arrow through his head.

Emerson has been shaving his butt since the age of 17 and he's saved all the hair trimmings so that he can build a replica of the statue of David out of them. right now, he's get enough for hips and both legs.
Quote by browncoffee
Yay, Phil! My own awesome security guard! I'll heed your advice about bears and sprite.

If Mike doesn't want me to have a throne, fine. I won't have one. I'll just sit on the floor.

Verbal, you make me laugh every time you refer to Tracy Flick and I haven't even seen the movie!

I need some advice people. In the market for a new smartphone. A budget one. I.e under £150.00. No deals or nothing. Sim free. Any ideas? I'd really appreciate it because I'm broke and desperate and I know nothing about the unheard of brands.

Lemonade, please.


if you get two soup cans, punch a hole in the bottom of them, and put a string through the hole so that they're attached, it works pretty good (for short distances).
Quote by LYFBUZ
Happy Friday everyone!
I'd like a coffee please, I need a little jump


i thought you said 'a little hump' at first biggrin
Quote by Verbal


I am having a crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy day. For the record. Where's that Nyquil!?


if it would help, you can sit on my throne. sadly, i'll be forced to sit on your lap if you do. don't worry, i'm wearing clean panties. or am i...?

umm... i'll have what he's having. drink-wise, i mean...
Quote by SereneProdigy


I fully agree. It's like claiming that you've climbed Mount Everest because you once saw an immersive documentary about it.


damn. *scratches climbing mt everest off my list of accomplishments*
Just so you know, now that i have been declared the most awesome person in the universe, you are allowed to treat me as you normally would. btw, i'm thinking the throne should be placed in the center of the room. also, you don't have to kneel when you approach, but i would prefer if you bowed humbly and addressed me as She Who Is Adored And Worshiped By All.

thanks. oh, and could i get a cold brew, please?
sorry, but i love the word. cunt. it's just so satisfying, and i never use it as an insult. never call anyone a cunt. i just happen to love cunts. got one, too.smile
Quote by Simmerdownchick
People with pets live longer


you have, obviously, never met my cat smile
for once i really don't have a wisecrack or clever or silly remark. i never expected something like this, and i'm truly humbled. really, i've just wanted to give back what Nicki, this site, and all the people on it have given me and to write stories and meet a few cool people. i think i've achieved all of that so it's probably time to delete my account and move on... ok, maybe one wisecrack. now, stop it, ya'll. and thank you.
Quote by LYFBUZ


I shoulda had one of these...


in your dreams ;)
Quote by LYFBUZ
What wrong with you people? Talking baseball when the Hockey Playoffs are about to start!

I'd like a vodka with Maple Syrup please


we call that a moosebanger 'round these parts.
Quote by LYFBUZ
I'm only about half way through reading all the entries but there are some absolutely beautiful poems in the Comp. Great work everyone!

I had one going with "frottage" and "fromage"... but is just sounded cheesy.


Frotttag, wattage, cottage.
Quote by Verbal


I may hate the Yankees, but this is the best baseball play I have ever seen. Jeter was the best player of his generation.



*Glares* those are my As, you know...*
*blows whistle* 15 yard penalty for flirting with girl who is not your girlfriend in a public forum!