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rainbows are lovely
umbrellas are practical
going to Scotland!
Quote by browncoffee
No, I didn't show anyone my tits. God!


it's never too late, you know! ;) congratulations and well deserved. that is some fine writing you got going on there
Quote by Tanya_B


Wallow in shit. And end your days therein.


classy. sorry you're not going to stick around with that attitude. you'd be such an asset to our community.
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now if he delivers on his promises?



not looking good on that right now. i think most sensible people have figured out that all his promises have been complete and utter bullshit. don't worry, you'll figure that out eventually, too. smile
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Wouldn't it be great if Lush were a tactile site? Where one can touch, smell, feel, taste the person you're talking to.


It's not? *blinks*
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lol sad but true.


don't even get me started on that subject
I am here right now
I am David Bowie, dudes
love and peace - beep beep
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A variation on the Weeping Angels theme from Dr Who?


don't blink!
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I wanna know about the woman having desire for SEX . can you explain what tricks Females Usually do to attract the man She WANT ? It will help me to find out my real Mate ...!


Dude. i thought you were already married.
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at least he didn't call them deplorable smile
Quote by Tanya_B
Well ... I sort of wish I hadn't strayed here for a peek tonight. But, having seen all this chaos, I'll take a few seconds to clarify it for you although, to be honest, I'm absolutely fucking mystified.

I left because of nothing to do with any moderators or anything on the forum. It was due to a little 'spat' that I had with someone in a chat room on St Patrick's Day. It was that only (although real life has intruded too), and nothing to do with the forum at all. Having said that, I'll also say shame on you Liz, there's nothing funny about it. I've heard it said that gingers are snide little people and I suppose that's sort of true.

My reason for leaving was stated in 'Why are you leaving?' on the delete account page. As far as I was aware, that information was given in privacy. How it ever found its way onto the forum I don't know. Have you no standards at all? What anyone says to me in confidence stays with me, but perhaps that's a standard that doesn't even occur to the likes of you, whoever it was that leaked it. Fuck you for that. The comment I made in 'Why are you leaving?' was a parting shot in relation to the chat room people, who are the absolute dregs of the earth. If any idiot wants to jump on that comment and make it into a forum issue, then you need to grow up. I repeat: IT SHOULD NOT HAVE APPEARED ON THE FORUM TO BEGIN WITH. Not even by hearsay or through friends of friends. I can't even imagine this happening on any other site.

The posts I previously made in this thread seem to have turned to 'guest', and I see extra comments also called guest. Just so you know, my last comment was the one giving thanks for the help I got. I imagine someone else has posted their hapenny's worth and have likewise left, so their posts have become guest too.

As for the story, it was fun to try to write my own, but would rather leave it to the professionals. I'll restrict my Lush involvement to reading the stories from now on.

Tanya B

I will leave my account open until tomorrow, so that you know it's me and not 'guest'.


If your gonna internet on an adult site, you're gonna need a thicker skin. you should also learn that, if you have an issue with on person, you should probably not throw a tantrum, call an entire sites membership "posers" or even a good portion of them and go poof. oh, and no, that information is NOT given in privacy. there's not a single word on the delete account page that says "this information shall remain private".

look,it's obvious that you're not cut out for this, so deleting your account is probably a wise course of action. not sure why you felt the need to return just to blow a gasket, but really, human nature stumps me constantly.

and please, feel free to respond to me in the most caustic manner you can dredge up. everyone else does, so why not.

sincerely,
the bemused owner of Cleo el Gato.
i am pretending not to notice that the dishes in the dishwasher are done so i don't have to put them away.
The snow leopard rubs it's cheek against rocks and then urinates in order to leave it's unique scent as a marker... yes, i have been watching nature documentaries! they're educational!
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Not if we're already dead. Draw!


*pulls out sketch pad and pencil, does a portrait sketch* bet you didn't see that one, coming, tenderfoot. biggrin
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You're sitting in my chair.


you killed my pa. *bust bottle in half on the counter* Bill's gonna kill us when he gets back.
how come ya'll never have any brawls in here? i keep popping in hopping for a brawl, dammit! what kind of bar is this?
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Good grief....maybe we need a "Rage Against Mods Cage?" (For those who take posts too seriously this is a joke FFS)


*shrugs* i'm getting to the point where i'm just going to stop posting. some days, logging into lush is like stepping into a live minefield - between the public posts, the PMs, and the BBs - it gets old after a while and honestly, i don't really need this shit these days.
Quote by Mazza
Oh the OP has gone but I can't believe no one suggested "Baby got back-ache"...

*Mic drop*


this was perfect. if she's not gonna use it, i might just write up the story smile
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And here I thought I was unique! I didn't know kitty ears were a frikkin phenomenon!

Could we have a Kitty Ears "cat"egory for stories at Lush?


lol - i just put mine under "fetish" smile
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What? I can't write my Homeric epic?



Homeric Simpson?
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What if there is a "top 11" or "top 12" listed? Ive seen it a few times and one of mine was in a "top11" and got an honourable mention, (no RR though, which I find hilarious). The scores were too close to call it otherwise or something. I always thought it was a bit unfair the story had no visible type of recognition.



you got an honorary mention. how is that not recognition?
Quote by trinket

What if there is a "top 11" or "top 12"? Ive seen it a few times and one of mine was in a "top11" and got an honourable mention, (no RR though, which I find hilarious). The scores were too close to call it otherwise or something. I always thought it was a bit unfair the story had no visible type of recognition.



#11 is out of luck. honorable mention does not equal an RR smile
Quote by Liz
I have kitty ears. I think I paid about £8 for them.

Mew.


she has a tail too - ask her how she puts it on ;)
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I want something "less novelty and more upscale!" Read the customer reviews of kitty ears on Amazon - I swear to God every single one of them says the ears are "flimsy and easily damaged." What on earth could these people be doing to those ears?


we like to play kitty round up at our house. lot of lassoing, wrestling, and tying up involved. lots of things get damaged
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How do you know this, pray tell? Was it because 'people who bought this item, also bought'? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN BUYING??

And a collar and bell? But... if I had a bell then people would know when I was coming. (the pun here is unintentional, I swear. I just want to be a stealthy lil' kitty.)


lol - what, you've never turned out the lights and played naked hide and seek? ;)

btw, i you want something less novelty and more upscale, i can point you out to those sites too ;)
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I got it already.


DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!