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23 hours ago
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There are several people on lush that i love dearly. i don't know if i would say that i'm in love with them, but that could simply be semantics?
and if you did, did you like it? would you do it again? what kind of cactus?
i'd spend some time figuring out where Lyfbuz was hiding, then sit down near him with a boom box and play hip hop really loudly.
hopefully i'll have it perfectly timed for daylight savings so i can get an extra hour out of it.
What a beautiful gesture. Love to whomever did this.
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As a guy I can testify to the fact that many guys love having sex with married women because it's forbidden and the fact that she is cheating on her husband with can be such a thrill.


more proof that many guys are pigs.
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You've been dating ladyboys?


who wouldn't? some of them are HOT!
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Sorry i fucking spoke.


leave an offering at my temple and all will be forgiven.
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It's really just a huge clitoris


or, in some guys cases, a rather average sized one...
To add to what BC and Beth posted, hang out here - get to know people, talk to them. i find that when people try too hard, they get frustrated. talk to girls here, get to know them, not as potential lovers, but just as friends. get comfortable talking to them, be open, be honest, be yourself. if you're super into bdsm, cool, but like was said earlier, sounds more like you're just trying to figure it out and that's really all.
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says the woman with a squillion badges.


hey! i got all of those (except that one shh!) fair and square! not my fault that you're a slacker.
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I had no idea what it was until the other day. Sprite told me, she said it was something only girls did together and that I should do it with her. She said if I did I get a new Lush badge.

Hi Rachel


as you may have noticed, Kiera will do just about anything for a new badge... that's all i'm saying.
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I usually just use my fingers.


i usually just use Kiera's fingers too ;)
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I hope that you're feeling better soon and I love you, Sprite honey. I hate to hear that you're hurting so much. Just be extra good to yourself.



I'm hanging i there, sweetie, thanks. one day at a time, as they say.
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Sprite, bust out your guitar and start singing!


lol - actually, Rumple pays me NOT to sing.
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Sprite really wanted to use a sheriff's style badge with handcuffs.

I better have a drink or better yet, get Sprite a drink before she handcuffs me.



guns you down, more like. while i'm here... yeah, one of them drink thingies sounds nice. smile
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Simmer and Laura, about the dancing on tables while topless, if you two do manage to pull it off, so to speak, I'd just like to remind y'all that we blind folks 'see' with our fingers. ;)

It's Mardi Gras night. Let's start a new tradition. Instead of throwing beads, let's toss clothes...just a suggestion.

There's a one-for-the-price-of-two special on something that's sort of like, but not exactly the same as, Pat O'Brian 'Hurricanes'. So what'll y'all have to drink?

Oh yeah, finally remembered to ask if some kind soul would describe that fancy badge Sprite just laid upon me. I'd be much obliged.



it looks like the other badges, if you recall those? rectangular with rounded corners. they are grey, this one is royal blue, and says "awesome" on it. it also has a little gold button on the left hand side. the normal ones have a white button.
*Stares in horror* books are sacred. always carry a bookmark.
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I think we need a rubric (joke).


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Of course not. I don't suck cock at all. You could argue this is because I'm :

1. Uber boring
2. A hypocrite
3. A heterosexual male
4. All of the above

5. a wimpering coward (that's what Kiera said, i'm just repeating it *giggles and runs*
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Why would we have to wait if you're building a time machine?


i am still working out the kinks...
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Pizza and yes I burnt it.


not saying a word
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this insurance company has had tv ads for years now (probably ten years?) and the earlier ones had the tune a lot catchier which was why it made sense to me. I also remember singing along and saying to my mother 'isn't it great?' and she was unimpressed. the advert still makes me laugh 'cause the bird has such a boring voice! idk, we were a bunch of telly addicts in my house!


this spiraled out of control quickly. it's awesome!
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Tell me you're embarrassed and want to move on because you've never seen the advert before, and not because you didn't know that 1066 was the battle of Hastings?....


Hastings is a pudding, right? did you guys actually fight a battle over pudding. typical.
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booooooooooooring


what about you? yes or no?
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Oh, Jesus. It's like an actual nightmare. My grandparents are arguing right now, thinking I don't know because French always sounds angry.


now that i know your weak points...*evil grin*