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Quote by 69Kisses96


What if Napoleon had B-52 bombers at Waterloo? Would this thread be in French?



Juste attendre jusqu'à ce que j'obtienne ma machine de temps a commencé vers le haut. Aller armer les armées de Napoléon avec des bazookas et vous montrer tout!
Quote by kiera


first I've heard of it and I never have.


u huh. likely story...
Quote by BethanyFrasier



What are you? The narrator, introducing some long-lost Monty Python skit?


if we built a wooden badger...
Quote by kiera


They eat snails that's what.


Brits eat the tongues of larks.
Quote by 69Kisses96
I am white. My wife is black. Both of our children are human beings. Any questions?


what would you have done if one of them wasn't? like a martian or maybe even a kryptonian like superman?
Quote by Burquette


My grandmother was French. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.



(I hope it's obvious I'm kidding. Not about my grandmother being French. That was true.)


both my grandma and grandpere immigrated from France, so i have a healthy streak in me. the rest of me is viking. smile
Quote by Burquette


True enough about the jingle. Although my bar is low for catchy. We had Head-on commercials here (Head-on, apply directly to the forehead! Head on, apply directly to the forehead! Head on, apply directly to the forehead!). It's not a jingle but it never, ever leaves your brain.

Hey, at least it's not French!


*glares* what do you have against the french?
Quote by kiera


This ^^

I was up early and made pancakes this morning. (I can actually cook pancakes)

I like mine with sugar and lemon, kids had cream and chocolate sauce.


what is this sugar and lemon shit. you brits are weird. MAPLE SYRUP DAMMIT
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God's honest truth. Never seen that before. I've seen Go Compare and Compare the meerkat but never that. Does that make me less British?


i think it's all that spanish blood in ya. smile
is it April fool's day yet? seems like everyone is running ahead of schedule this year...
William the Conqueror was of Viking origin, btw. though he spoke a dialect of french and grew up in Normandy, a fiefdom loyal to the French kingdom, he and other Normans descended from Scandinavian invaders. one of William’s relatives, Rollo, pillaged northern France with fellow Viking raiders in the late ninth and early 10th centuries, eventually accepting his own territory (Normandy, named for the Norsemen who controlled it) in exchange for peace.
Long as she's healthy and loved, what does the rest of it matter?
Quote by browncoffee


that's so mean. i can never write again.


*refriends you* then what will i read???? that's just cruel. *sniffles and crawls back inside my box*
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i'm afraid i detest pancakes.


*unfriends you*
Quote by FilthyBeautiful
I enjoy the lighter side of bdsm, but only with someone I have a strong bond with. It's all about pleasure for me. I enjoy sensation play, light bondage, spankings, edging play. And mild dominance/submission roles, but only during sex.

Never Violence, Humiliation, or Pain. But please bring on the kink!


same for me, i think that's fairly common, in fact. it's not just something i play around with or take lightly. i need to feel a bond with whomever i am involved with and there needs to be a great deal of trust on both sides.
Quote by seeker4


Was there ever any doubt? This man is awesome squared. Now get me a drink, you lout. A pint of whatever's in that tap. And one for the lady, too. All the ladies, in fact. Except Sprite. She gets two of whatever she wants for coming up with the award in the first place.

And I resolutely avoided the Oscars as usual. Lush awards are more relevant anyhow.


1000 litres of añejo, then, if you please. just throw them in my pickup - it's parked at the curb. don't scratch the paint! smile
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Sprite, what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?You wanna try a 'Hannah'? (a burst of brief, but sincere sincerity follows) I appreciate the award...almost as much as I do your kind words and the comments that have followed the announcement. (end of lapse into sincerity)


everyonce in a while i like to go amongst the common people and see how they live - long as they don't actually touch me or anything *shudders*

congratz. my top 10 were easy, to be honest, and there was never a question about pinning it on you first. it's all about just giving a thumbs up to the people who have been as much a part of making lush what it as as any of the staff. it's not just a site, it's a community, and you've rubbed a lot of yourself off on it... that sounds dirtier then i meant it to, btw, but you get the picture lol. and thanks for the drink. i hope it's got a kick to it - i'm not really big on the 'girly' drinks. smile
Quote by honeydipped


that best picture fiasco was straight trash. however, THIS...this moved me to my core. viola davis could stand up there and read the damn phone book and i'd cry like a baby. her gift for words truly astounds me.


not embarrassed to say that i was tearing up from the moment she opened her mouth to the moment she walked off the stage - the rest of the night was kind of anti-climatic. the best picture snafu was just kind of really anti-climatic... kind of a wtf buzkill...
Quote by sprite
nope. not a one.


little illumination. i have no trouble simply ignoring people if i feel the need. no need to go the extra mile.
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I would also spank Rachel's arse. ..or fuck it, probably both.


you say that like i'd mind...
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I would hog the remote, drink beer, watch football, eat curry and shag women.


you do all that now... *giggles and runs*
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and after your mama told you to always be good and never play with guns.


now, when i hear that whistle blowing, i just hang my head and cry...
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can you sing Johnny Cash?


no, but i shot a man in Reno just to watch him die once smile
do you have fancy drinks here? is there a ladies night? it needs more ferns. and kareoke. btw, that quote was from OR, so yeah, you would agree with it. there were others, but that was the best of them. do you need a singer? i have a guitar, i can sing folk songs!
Quote by kiera
Pretty sure you are not allowed to specifically use another members name in stories here anymore. A mod would have to clarify that tho.

I think Donna for the girl and Neil for the guy would work tho.


using a members name (not their user name, but their name name) is fine. we do frown on user names, simply because all it takes is a falling out to create an issue (make them take my name outta their story!).


There is a rumor that, when Nicola first started Lush, Rumple was already here, so she simply built the site around him. Since then, he's been a staple of Lush. Who here hasn't spent sometime at his watering hole (Rumplations) and had a friendly conversation? He's a top notch writer and a voracious reader, whose comments go beyond 'good job', usually having something of substance to say that makes a lot of us pause and take heed. Even when he has something negative to say, he always manages to do it in an uplifting manner.

He may not remember this, but i do. He read a story of mine, this was several years ago, and sent me a PM so as "not to embarrass me". he told me that he scored it a 4. Anyone else, he'd said, it would have been a 5, but i know you can do better, i have seen you do better. Since then, when a story is done, i read it thru one last time and think - did i phone this one in? is Rumple going to give it a 4 or a 5? it's led me to clean up one or two stories and make them that much better.

Btw, when i asked people to send in nominees for the award, apparently i wasn't alone in thinking he represents the best of lush - a warm and generous guy who is always happy to put aside what he's doing and help someone out...

He is always generous w his time and comments. And he is wonderfully able (and willing) to provide constructive criticism in a way that never stings, because it is so obvious that he loved writing and wants to help. There is never a sense of doing it in order to show off how smart he is or to play "gotcha." In addition, his "rumplations" thread in the Pub is, as he would call it, a goodness.

And, on a personal note, just seeing him sleeping on the beach with his sombero always makes me smile, regardless of what mood i'm in, so congratulations, Rumple, and thank you for making this place just a little bit better by your presence.

Quote by MadMartigan


Speaking of. Your profile background is an assault on the senses and makes it impossible to read anything.



it's plain white, doofus *rolls eyes* smile