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Now I hate them even more
no one to blame but yourself.
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Quote by kiera
YES, I don't like anything at all by them. I fail to see what the big deal about them ever was. What's most annoying is people automatically assume that because I am British I must love them, I don't not even a little bit.
sorry, but we can no longer be secret lovers, Beatle-hating bitch.
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Quote by Guest
Not for me, but I know I am kind of old school. For areas of the body that are so sensitive and give such pleasure to a woman, I think it's a shame for them to poke holes in them. A lot of women around the world are forced into sexual mutilation. Not sure why so many in our culture choose to do it to themselves.
there's a HUGE difference between sexual mutilation (usually the practice of castrating a women's clitoris, and yes, it's barbaric) and having a procedure in which you decide to put a small hole through a piece of flesh for your own pleasure. for the record, our bodies are ours to do as we please. i have had my nipples pierced, though i let them heal over several years ago, and currently have my hood pierced. i enjoy the way it looks and, more importantly, the feel of it - it enhance my physical pleasure. how you could equate that with mutilation is beyond me.
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Quote by Little_wanker
Thanks for the advice and will definitely take it on board.
With regard to (2) you are judging that solely in quantity of views rather than quality. It certainly gives no impression of how many people read the story to completion. I would guess that although quantity declined the quality increased with each chapter because if you're reading ch 2, 3, 4 etc then you're clearly invested in the story. This assumes that the majority of people reading later chapters started from the beginning.
A little while back Facebook got into bother because it was claiming video viewings on the basis of a 3 second minimum. How do we know we don't face a similar situation? One way to tell would be the number of comments, votes etc on later chapters. Do these increase showing a higher quality of 'view'.
Of course, we all want lots of viewings but we also want people to read to the end and enjoy and come back for more. Chapters is a good way of doing that.
the point i was trying to make is, if you have a 8k story, submit it as one story, don't go breaking it down into parts. it's not about quality, it's about common sense.
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hey guys. just to let you know we implemented new software for our submissions page and we're having a few issues, so we've kind of ground to a halt with modding as we try to get it fixed, so put your patience hats on until we get the bugs worked out. thanks!
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Quote by hayley
We need to have a recruitment drive for dual membership... come and join ... be a red and blue member ... read relaxing nonsexual stuff between orgasms here ... it shortens recovery times!
"Won't you come?" .. instead of "Won't you cum!"
Won't you come to the Blue site?
Won't you come?
Bring your own cup of tea
And a bun
Because I like buns
And I have my own coffee
... awesome poetry and some really great stories [nonsexual] ...
seriously... just for a moment ... google stories space ... and come visit ?
[bh]
This has been an unsolicited and unpaid advertisement for Lush's sister site ... Stories Space.
Anyone visiting as a result of reading this advertisement may claim a sweet hello from me, or ignore me completely, depending on preference.
you just made my day, Hayley. thanks for the smile AND the advertisment. as for the 2 for 1, it's actually not a bad idea.
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Quote by Shadowforce1
The one thing that I find annoying is the reply to some of the forum posts. For example, if someone brings something up about the site that might need tweaking or looking into, it's like the lush goon squad comes out of hiding and gangs up on said, person. Which is a rather high school act in my opinion especially since most of the replies start gearing towards berating the person that brought it up.
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town. Beep beep. aww, Mr Bowie. Missing you still.
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Ask me, I always have an opinion!
Sprite, as is usual, given her innate creativity, is making shit up. A fear of reading is bibliophobia; a lexiphobe would have a fear of dictionaries if we are to accept such a word exists.
a dictionary killed my pa.
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Quote by Oshi
I had no idea there were Lexiphobes! Must be a new phenomenon, is there anywhere I can get more information on this issue?
lexiphobia:
A fear of reading; especially in public due to the anticipation of words that are difficult to pronounce or are unfamiliar to the reader.