
Quote by Dani
It's really simple.
You: Hello female friend that is a female, would you engage in coitus with me?
Friend: Yes
You: *commences to engage in coitus with your friend*
Alternate ending:
You: Hello female friend that is a female, would you engage in coitus with me?
Friend: No
You: *does not commence to engage in coitus with your friend*
Fin
Quote by ChuckEPoo
You don't mention is your attached or single. That makes a huge difference in how this ongoing fantasy should progress. I can say from experience that reality almost never matches fantasy. Therapy can't hurt. It sounds like you're seeking.
Quote by traddis
"flick the bean" a coarse vulgar phrase to describe a ladies most intimate and enjoyable part of their gorgeous bodies. If I was a lady I would not respond.
Quote by sweetsinner
I crashed and burned and stopped taking meds a few weeks ago for some long convoluted reason that doesn't make sense to people that aren't suffering evidenced by my gp just looking at me oddly. Anyway, I had hit a good stride for the first time all year and then something broke me. I've spent most of the last three weeks in bed, pretty much entirely dysfunctional... Hardly eaten, hardly showered, hardly living... After all of that I've decided to try a different medication, Pristiq (desvenlafaxine), which I'm really nervous about but hopefully all will be ok. Only two days in but no obvious side effects yet so that's a win as usually sleeplessness hits me pretty roughly from day one. Just sending hugs and love to all xx