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really thinking outside the box with this, OR. cool idea - kind of jealous i didn't think of it myself! best of luck, everyone. smile
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First one needs to be another James Bond pun.
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Thunderballs?
You only cum twice?
Goldpenis?
Dr Yes?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. sad now. sad
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My kingdom for a story title.BYubfPDFU2iqC7tG

I've got nothing, still, for the first time ever.


Chestnuts roasting over an open pussy!
Quote by 69Kisses96
I feel like such a newbie.


*gives you a wedgie*
this is kind of like my second home and i have so much 'family' here. thanks for creating this wonderful haven of fun, thinking, sexiness, and love. i just nominated you for Sainthood. Pope Frank said he'd get back to me on it.
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Oops.7oouLWuvn0lV3OYF Sorry, I should've known that. How come I still see red and whites?



you're colour blind? smile
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Dang! Callisto is the bestest of the best, and one of the few mods who can put up with me! Gonna really, REALLY miss her! Congratulations and good luck! Hope the rest of the mods can take up the considerable slack!


your days are numbered, now.
moderator of the year, or maybe decade, more like. not a lot of people are aware of just how much Cal does behind the scenes here - this might give you an idea - there's about a dozen people taking over her workload. a dozen. thanks for all your time and work, Ms C. this place won't be quite the same without you. smile
Quote by Dani
It's really simple.

You: Hello female friend that is a female, would you engage in coitus with me?
Friend: Yes
You: *commences to engage in coitus with your friend*

Alternate ending:

You: Hello female friend that is a female, would you engage in coitus with me?
Friend: No
You: *does not commence to engage in coitus with your friend*

Fin


hey Dani. wanna fuck?
Quote by MadMartigan
Blast. This totally needs another 500 words added to the limit.

Mm. Less than 1000 words to work with for a super filthy bit of sex.


i hit 2000 just as i started the sex scene - you have NO idea how painful it was to edit out some of the fun stuff :
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You don't mention is your attached or single. That makes a huge difference in how this ongoing fantasy should progress. I can say from experience that reality almost never matches fantasy. Therapy can't hurt. It sounds like you're seeking.


actually, yeah, he says he's single.

my advice? explore your fantasies. labels don't matter. try cross dressing, hook up with a guy, that's really the only way to figure it out. you'll never know until you try it out, and yeah, you really should - nothing wrong with being straight, gay, bi, a crossdresser or whatever. *hugs* let us know how it goes.
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Cannibalism isn't allowed. Beastiality either.

I call shenanigans.


, not beastiality. common misconception. also, Bill is merely a bystander to the sexual hijinks. smile
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90% she says.




occasionally a straight girl will turn me down. smile
i just tell them i want to fuck. seems to work 90% of the time. smile
serious question. you including latex bras in this query? if not, about 11? if so, more like 14...
i am officially in. story close to done, in need of heavy editing. The Goat That Ate Christmas.
need someone to do dishes, laundry, and clean the cat boxes. must be willing to do occasional dusting as well.
We need more Dancing Doll stories. make it happen, bitches.
i'd be into blowing up your penis. *gets out the dynamite*
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Do any of us particularly act like ladies here on Lush??



me! me me me! oh, wait. nevermind
Quote by traddis
"flick the bean" a coarse vulgar phrase to describe a ladies most intimate and enjoyable part of their gorgeous bodies. If I was a lady I would not respond.


sorry to bust your image of us. deal with it and man, just lighten up. btw, we also say 'cunt' a lot and then there's that thing where we try to stuff our fist in our lovers pussy and fuck the shit out of her.
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I crashed and burned and stopped taking meds a few weeks ago for some long convoluted reason that doesn't make sense to people that aren't suffering evidenced by my gp just looking at me oddly. Anyway, I had hit a good stride for the first time all year and then something broke me. I've spent most of the last three weeks in bed, pretty much entirely dysfunctional... Hardly eaten, hardly showered, hardly living... After all of that I've decided to try a different medication, Pristiq (desvenlafaxine), which I'm really nervous about but hopefully all will be ok. Only two days in but no obvious side effects yet so that's a win as usually sleeplessness hits me pretty roughly from day one. Just sending hugs and love to all xx


damn, girl. *hugs* glad to know you found a reason to get out of bed. sometimes getting started is sooo hard, but once you do, it gets a bit easier. good to hear that you're managing some sleep, too. that's the one the fucks me up - lack of sleep - i do pretty well now, but there have been times when it messed me up. love you lots. keep at it and remember, we're here for you. heart
Quote by MadMartigan
I might write a funny. It's been awhile since I wrote a funny.

I'm looking for a challenge. I know you're reading, Disney Princess.

Gimme a challenge and I'll make it a funny punny.


how about a comical triple homocide with dismemberment?
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Leave poor Miss Trinket alone...perhaps she should report you for harassment


good luck with that, since she'll be reporting me to... well... me. smile
probably a line from an unpublished poem, Fuck Part 4.

I want to feel the earth shake while you're putting it into my shake and bake