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Dude


dude, don't even go there. that's my go to word. *glares*
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I agree with all gypsygyrl has to say, however, for me is it WHATEVER


whatever.
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What??? ME??? There were no bad words nor attitude or nuthin' in MY post.

Just bloodywell do it and get it over with.



i'm having way too much fun tormenting you.
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So, you are impossible to seduce? My money is on Bethany.


obviously, you haven't met Kate. i don't fool around with other women for their own protection. i'm nice like that. smile
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Yeah no, good luck with that.

Approach is everything.



that's it. i'm suspending you.
found a pair of breasts in mine. not sure how they got there. if anyone's missing a pair, PM me.
Quote by BethanyFrasier
Most? I can't answer honestly or my answer will be deleted, but 2nd or 3rd down my list is seducing a girl as hot, as intelligent, and as sexually free as me!


sorry, i'm taken.
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Aww Sprite. Your kitty just now came and whispered in my ear that you are far too nice a lady to ever do anything like that to some poor guy.


obviously my kitty hasn't seen my police record then
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Now wait a dam minute..Licking boots, spurs on tongues, hell freezing over and holding breath..

I have money, I would pay a dollar to see all that..(cept Trink being a moderator) (I would be banned for sure)


i wanna see your dollar first.
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I know its wrong but I just can't get her out of my head


you DO know i read these, right, Moose-boy? smile
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I dunno, just seems like she'd give a killer blowjob.


O.O
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Oh ok then, if it's easier to make me a mod, go right ahead. Wait a bit... I heard hell is about to freeze over!






just don't hold your breath. smile
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More like sticking the spurs into my tongue you mean.


it was ONCE and it was an accident! damn, you just can't let it go, can you.
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Super mean


is 'sus pended' one word or two...?
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God you are so mean to me. I don't know why I even love you. *batts lashes*


cause i let you lick my boots while calling you 'my widdle biddy unicorn girl'?
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I find the sex far harder to write than the story. I quite often write the whole story with the words "inventive sex" inserted wherever it will eventually be needed. I find it incredibly hard to find new ways to describe the sex.


let me help with some of my best phrases:

he put stuffed his drain pipe into her hooha and wiggled it about like a snake on fire.

"Shazam!" she cried out while bouncing up and down on his dingdong.

he spun her around like a top until she was on her back, her legs spread like an elastic chicken, one toe doing a slow rhumba in the air. be began slapping her hairy fluffadoodle with his monster shlong until they both exploded in a flurry of super duper hotness.

no charge smile
yep. beat the living daylights out of him too... wait, what...? sexually? oh! sorry! nevermind.
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Would it be possible to get a pop up confirmation box for the final stage of submitting a story? I seem to have developed a habit of hitting the "submit" link instead of the "edit" link. The story has already submitted before I've finished then and I've got to annoy a mod to get it back. I'm positive I wouldn't be the only person who has done this. Consider this Gav: if you can do that imagine how much precious mod time would be saved over the next five years!


actually, you are.
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Amanda Knox. Is that weird?


yeah, kind of.
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please stay on topic or i will delete your account. thank you.