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Quote by ChuckEPoo


Oh your poor tongue. ?


MY poor tongue? i'd be the star attraction!
I just entered. I think i have a chance at this!
Quote by trinket


Tuff luck baby. Not even you can pull that one off.


give me a few weeks, and we'll see *gets out chainsaw and measuring tape*
There once was a girl from nantucket... oh, wait.. nevermind...
Quote by Guest


Suspending my account for 10 years isn't friendly banter. It's evil, considering I uploaded my stories to that account.

Fine, if you won't unlock my account, I'll just have to upload those stories to this account as well.


what account?
Quote by SteadyEddie


They're picking on me. I've done nothing wrong.


come on, just take it in jest; we're all adults and we can throw banter around and have a good time.

now, i think it's time for everyone to just relax and contemplate the awesomeness of Miley Cyrus riding a giant hot dog. smile

btw, it's okay to be angry, too. just don't direct it at yourself. we put up a punching bag on the back porch. it gets a lot of abuse. smile
Quote by ChuckEPoo
All the Laker Cheerleaders. One at a time.


i did them all at once in '09. go for it, we'll compare notes smile
Quote by Poppet


Are you offering? ;)


you know i am, baby. *blows kisses*
Quote by trinket

The poll results clearly show it comes down to height. People wanna be taller. They want to reach for the stars.

So, dear NASA, when you determine which zodiac sign has a "tallness" trait, the people would like to know. Thank you for voting. Please 'scuse me while i hop on over to my parallel universe. We have cookies


actually, i want everyone else to be shorter.
Quote by Poppet
I'll always be a Virgo heart


not if you have sex with someone... *giggles and runs*
Quote by SteadyEddie


Liz, please unlock my Hench account. I promise to behave and not be a bother.


i believe you have some apologies to make before she even considers doing so. smile
Quote by SteadyEddie


My initial post, that you took offense to, was actually a joke. Get a sense of humour.



let me remind you - your initial post:

Whoever uses one of those things has serious issues. It's obscene. It's a fucking horse's cock.

suggesting someone has serious issues isn't really as funny as you might think. take that in mind when i suggest that you have serious issues, and no, i'm not being funny here. i mean every word of it.

ps - i always write my stories so that i can save them on my own system. may i suggest that you learn how to do that? it'll save you from being pissed next time your account is deleted. smile
Quote by Ragnarök011
Across the Universe an all star showing of Beatles songs and a bs interpretation of the 60's. Was also informed by some twit that all the music was specifically written for the movie and none was written by Lennon & McCartney (Funny I remember playing the original records when i was younger)


one of my favorite movies, actually, but yeah - lol - the music was so not written for the movie - Lennon would be having to write from beyond the grave. silly
Quote by SteadyEddie


Yeah, I'm a crazy fucker -- no doubt. But I'd go as far to say that every person on this site is at least a little bit crazy, otherwise they wouldn't be here. It's a fucked up corner of the ether.


now you're just boring me. buh-bye. *Waves*
Quote by SteadyEddie


The huge chunk of meat between my legs, you mean.


lol - that was actually funny. see, if you could have just kept it to stuff like this, you'd be fine. smile
Quote by SteadyEddie


I have 2000 IP addresses. SO once you've banned all 2000, then you'll be rid of me. Until then, lump it. Why was my Hench account suspended for 10 years, with the reason "abusive account"? When was I abusive?


no, really, you DO get how this sounds, right? slightly unhinged?
Quote by SteadyEddie


Sorry, do you know what spam means? In internet terms? I don't think you do.


i think the spam was in reference to that huge chunk of meat between your ears, Eddie.
Quote by SteadyEddie


Let me make one thing clear: I couldn't give a fuck about the category. I was using that as an example to show that people on this site do shun certain fetishes. My initial post, that you took offense to, was actually a joke. Get a sense of humour.

Next point: why reply to my post knowing full well that I can't respond, since you've suspended my account until October 2026? That's pretty low -- don't you think?

Last point: no matter how many of my accounts you suspend or delete, how many times you block my IP addresses, I will always open a new account. Take note of this Albert Einstein quote: "The definition of insanity is doing something over and over again and expecting a different result."

Now I suggest you unlock my other account, otherwise I'm gonna bring out the big guns. And you do NOT want that.


hi again, Hench! *waves* lol - i haven't taken offense to a single thing you've said, i was just clarifying things. oh, and i didn't suspend your account. it was suspended when i signed on today - seriously, dude, you think i would have taken the time to reply to you if i'd known you were gone? (that will answer the question "why reply to my post, yada yada yada"). smile

can i just say, if you're so obsessed with the site that you're going to keep coming on no matter how many times you're kicked, you might want to pause and think about it... OMG! THE BIG GUNS! whatever will we do? *rolls eyes* whatever.
Quote by Hench


That is complete bullshit. Do NOT try to insult my intelligence. There are no legality issues regarding writing stories. You are spouting bollocks and you know it. The only reason is forbidden here, is because you and everyone else is judgmental against it. That is called "fetish bashing".

Now, since you're the one trying to insult people's intelligence, and being judgmental against people's fetishes, and trying to bully and intimidate me, a new member, into leaving the site, perhaps you should be the one that fucks off.


Like i said, not interested in getting into a pissing match with you. you go on believing whatever it is you believe. For the record, i've actually written stories for the site, back before the ban my Grimm Tales were originally brother and sister, i changed them to husband and wife after the ban. i have nothing against them, personally. i was here when the decision was made, and i know, intimately, why it was made... well, i thought i did. Obviously, after being on the site for a whole week, you know more than i and Nicola, the owner, does.

never once bullied you, just suggested that if you really don't like the vibe of the site, maybe it's not the right place for you. you seem pretty angry about the lack of , and to be blunt, it's not going to suddenly make a re-appearance smile
Quote by Dancing_Doll


I think one of the main problems with this is the fact that people keep procreating. Seriously. Like I cannot imagine how anyone would want to get pregnant and have a baby during a zombie apocalypse when you need to be mobile and adaptable but Judith forced them to hole up at the prison and fight for it. And now Maggie's pregnancy seems to be solidifying things. Watching them 'on the road' didn't seem like a fun experience considering food is legit scarce now if you're just scavenging. A secure space with walls and sustainable resources and safety is now a 'need' rather than a 'want'. This seems to be the motivating factor in fighting for what they have in Alexandria and not running.

While I agree, some previous storylines have felt redundant at times, and at other times kind of sloppy, this is ultimately a survivalist show - there's nothing to evolve to from here and there's only so many fresh ways to kill a zombie/herd. I think there is interesting potential for the first time as we come across other sustainable communities and the show looks at the idea of trade/barter and probably how to work together against a common evil. While I haven't read the comics, I imagine their only hope going forward to defeat Negan will be working with the other communities he's enslaved. They certainly don't have the manpower on their own. A lot of characters will evolve because of the recent deaths as well, which I think could be pretty compelling.



not sure who this Negan guy is, but if they really want him taken out, they should hire me.
Quote by Smoocher


I had 7 chest hairs but lost them. Does that make me sexier now


how could you be MORE sexier? trying to give us heart attacks here?
Quote by Shylass
Why somebody thinks I care if there are loads of women near me who want sex, is quite beyond me. I don't give a toss!

If it were men, though...


i'll work on it for you smile
oh, what about Ozzy, Black Sabbath, or Alice Cooper?
Quote by noll


The original by Screaming Jay Hawkins is more Halloweenesque if you ask me.


points to my earlier post. biggrin
Quote by Hench


Since the site doesn't accept , which is probably the most popular fetish in the world, I think you're talking shit. Banning fetishes from the site is the same as looking down on it and judging it. So this is actually the most judgmental site I've been on -- and I've been on them all.



we have a TOS which does caution people about the discussion of , yes. it's not a judgement call, it's simply a way to avoid legality issues, seeing as it's illegal in most countries.

if you're looking to get into a pissing match with me, you'll be sorely disappointed, btw. you don't like it here, feel free to move on.
bela lagosi's dead - Bauhaus (or any other Bauhuas, actually)
you put a spell on me - screaming Jay Hawkins
scary monsters - bowie
Quote by KittyKim


Very well said smile


as long as something doesn't break TOS, then yeah, se don't do fetish shaming. it's all about acceptance. anyone who has an issue with that can fuck off, simply put. we don't tolerate intolerance. (rachel? yes? is that supposed to be iroinc? sure! umm... what's ironic mean?).