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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Saucymh
Blimey, I've just spotted this

Well, that was unexpected, thank you. What a great way to start the week xx

It has, as always, been a team effort but I do need some new sex toys so... Yeah


hi, i'm rachel. let me be your new sex toy. congratz, Ms M. *hugs* good job and well earned.
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Quote by Magical_felix



Her band's name was Grab em by the Pussy. If anyone is wondering.


better than my band - we're called "The Prick Stabbers" smile
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Quote by Poppet
They certainly don't do it to be asshats


actually, that's my prime motivator smile
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Quote by seeker4
Just don't watch the Dr. Who two-parter The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances. You'll never see gas masks the same way again and will definitely NOT want them as a fetish.


i'm sorry, were this gas masks in that? i must have missed them with all the hawt captain Jack going on. smile
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Quote by Liz


You've turned four people into virgins?



that's my (our - Hi Ms B!) super power smile
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Quote by Magical_felix


This is highly sexually aggressive. It's not right and I feel uncomfortable.


good.
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Quote by Magical_felix


This explains a lot.


About that time i pegged you or about that time i feminized you? or both?
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So, what new shows are you gonna watch or have already watched and like?

For me, it's Westworld and Timeless. Enjoyed both.
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Quote by Magical_felix
Hemingway wouldn't have given a fuck about the pet peeves of other writers.


Hemingway, imo, was a crap writer.
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Quote by Lttxn
The Watchmen. I guess it was a Marvel comic must have sold one copy


Watchmen was actually a DC comic written by Alan Moore written in 1986. it's pretty legendary, as is he. as for sales, it's the best selling graphic novel in the history of comix.

xo
rach aka comic nerd.
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Quote by Liz


Nice. smile

So, the Mooer Reecho is a digital delay and the Biyang pedal is a fuzz box? You should have some fun with those!

Don't forget you'll need a 9v power adapter for the Mooer. Unlike the larger stompboxes it doesn't have a compartment for a battery. Hopefully it will come with one.

Let us know how you get on.


i ordered a 9v power supply too, cause i'm smart like that. of course, the mooer showed up today and the power supply won't be here until tomorrow, so,.. and damn, it's like sprite size, even, which is SO cool! biggrin
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Quote by MadMartigan


I am now considering sending you a poem from my HS creative writing class that depicts a sword fight that's drowned in metaphors about life's struggles. It is arranged in sword form on the page.

I ended with the correct meter to boot. Or so seyz my old teacher.


you're aware that i have a voodoo doll of you and a whole lotta pins?
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Quote by LYFBUZ
A knock on my door
And there was Ms Sprite
Sexy as hell
But high as a kite

Trick or treat!
She drunkenly shouted
Ignoring poor Lyf
As she suddenly pouted

She leaned to the left
Looking around
"Where's the damn chocolate,
Is there none to be found?"

She pushed through the door
Smacked Lyf in the beak
Her face lighting up
When she spied sexygeek

Remarkably fast
For a pixie so wasted
She grabbed my girl
And quickly tasted

"Asian spice!
My favourite", she cried
And she snatched her away
then ran off in the night

I stood there in shock
What a naughty trick
But at least she didn't find
My secret stash of Twix






EPing the shit out of this fucker!
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god, there are more N words than Naughty or Nice. let's go with...

Nihilistic!
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Quote by motorcyclepilot


Especially those "marshmallows"



freaking terrifying, right? their evil little smiles and beady eyes, you can just feel the menace wafting off of them as they wait for you to turn your back.
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Quote by adi_me33
Aliens are real


so are invisible cats
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Quote by Regnadkcin
Spiders, snakes, heights, etc... don't bother me.

But I am claustrophobic. You won't catch me crawling through tight caverns.


then my ass is off limits for you, i guess *giggles and runs*
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oh, another one.

Poetry.

unless you're e.e. cummings, please please please, don't try to make poems into shapes, or get fancy with the formatting - it messes up the publishing process at best and it just looks... funny.

left edge, people!

THIS:

Mary had a little lamb
it's fleece was white as snow
and everywhere that Mary went
the lamb was sure to go

NOT this:

Mary
had
a
little lamb

it's fleece was
w
h
i
t
e

as snow...'


you get the picture. it's writing, not creative design. thanks smile

xo
cranky rachel
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Trick or treat
Lick my feet
Give me something
Good to eat.

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hell yeah. or just get stoned out of my mind and talk about aliens and invisible cats.
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ok, so, i love you guys, the writers. i do, even when you drive me insane, which you do, sometimes. so i'm going to drop little bits of advice in here from time to time that i think is important. not following it won't stop you from being published, but follow it will probably get more people to read you. so here goes.

1) NEVER DO THE LAUNDRY LIST.

this is the laundry list: Hi, my name is Pat. I'm 5 foot 5 inches tall, weigh 130 pounds, have blue eyes, blonde hair, and 34C boobs,etc, etc.

at this point most reader fall asleep or skip to the next story.

2) multiple chapter stories. it's a proven fact that mutli chapter stories suffer from diminishing returns. 1000 people read chapter one, about half of that come back to read more, and each time, a little less (unless Dancing Doll writes 'em, then all bets are off).

SO... if you're story is so long that you need to break it up, as in it's over 10k words, do it. If you're breaking up a 5k story into 6 chapters, 800 words each, you are screwing yourself. write the whole damn thing, don't get impatient, and then send it in as one freaking story. BOOM.

3) proof read and edit. YOU don't want to put yourself out there with mistakes nor do you want to get rejected for them. we don't want that either, so make sure it's as close to perfect as possible when you send it in. yes, i will fix typos or little mistakes, but i'm not going to re-write the thing for you (i actually did that one, taking a straight story into a lesbian love fest - i spent a month on the bench for that one - oops!).

word of advice - i've been doing this for a long time and i know who you are if you're sending in stories - that means i know who sends in clean stories (Hi Master Jonathon!) that i can get up really fast (thanks to those of you who do, and you know who you are), and i know who sends in stories that i have to constantly send back. so do the other mods. at some point, they see you in the que and go 'fuck that, it's going to be another nightmare, i'm skipping over them). sorry, but that's how it happens - you make this harder then it needs to be for us, you go to the back of the line. simple as that.

4) we appreciate thank yous. we get a lot of them. sometimes i'll even form friendships cause of those. don't be shy, it's super easy to do. i almost always respond to those with at least a smile, too (hi Kornslayer!). smile

5) if you have an issue or a question about a rejection, an edit, anything, PM me or one of the other senior mods. as some of our writers can tell you, i will bend over backwards to make you happy and fix or explain the issue as long as you do your best to be patient and respectful. i have no illusions about what we do here - it's called Lush Stories for a reason. you guys, the writers, make it work. the other stuff is just extra that everyone enjoys, but yeah, we like to make the writers happy.

that's it for now. feel free to comment, ask questions, or just be silly and like i said, i do try to respond to everything as much as possible - in fact, my personal PMs often get put on hold in favor of "house business" (hi Kiera! sorry! )

xo
rachel
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