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Quote by Snojoe69
Nate is from my hometown and I know the man that brought Nick & Nate up 'till Nicks first major fight in Vegas. They are just natural talents and natural body for that fighting.
The 1st fight could have been either way because Nate had 2 weeks to prepare for it and dipshit had to go up 2 weight classes and it probably made him slow, sluggish, & weaker than normal. Nate prevailed and was a hometown hero. But there is that old Indian saying, "One day you're a hero and the next day you could be an asshole".
Well, fight #2.... As far as I'm concerned, Nate is still a hero. He fought his fucking heart out and probably would bled out if there was another round. Conner won by points. And that was by landing those kicks on Nate's ankles. A chick shit way to win, but it worked and by the rules.
I might get ahold of him and see if he wants to sharpen his boxing form and work with him with Judo. He'll more than likely decline, but that is fine also. Nate is a natural talent and he'll beat McGreggor next time.


honestly, i expected Nate to win. he's kind of an SOB, but he's a tough SOB. the man can take a beating and still keep coming. Conor's an SOB too, only he's debatedly more likable, or at least charming. also he's got better fashion sense biggrin

that said, in sheer ability, i think they're pretty evenly matched. i think we all want to see them go at it again, honestly.
virtual drinks are on me (long as i can pay with imaginary money!)
Quote by Magical_felix


If I pulled a vibrating cock ring out my girlfriend would laugh me right out of the bedroom. That is a horrible suggestion.


that's cause it would keep slipping off your very teeny itty bitty penis.
okay, why don't i think of these things? come on, guys and/or gals, what are you waiting for? smile
To get this back on track a bit (sorry!) might want to take a look at vibrating cock rings with clitoral stimulators - not to pricey and they're pleasurable for both partners. smile
Quote by Ping
An open and active, nonjudgmental and respectful mind.

Then anything can be a toy.

Find this in a partner, you will be set for life!


even this?

Quote by stormdog100
I'd win you over with love and kindness - and kitties, of course. Always kitties. Then you'd feel soooo guilty if you hurt me.



not if the Kitten's told me too. Kittens are evil. come on - everybody knows that!
not that i know of. what's wrong with right here, right now?
Quote by Magical_felix
Lol please... I would pull your underwear over your head then throw you out of a window.


ha! i don't WEAR underwear! who looks foolish now, Magical Pee-licks!
Quote by seeker4
I could take you to the cleaners at blackjack but in the ring? I'll just conceded now. At 5'1" and 100 lbs you'd be outmaneuvering me something fierce. I'm 6' and 199 lbs. (but that should come down once I lose my vacation weight) but with stiff knees and bad back I can't move very well any more.


i do suck at cards, it has to be admitted smile
if ya take two soup cans and tie a string from one to the other...
Quote by Adagio
I can take you to a theme park...maybe.


DisneyWorld? cause i've never been smile
yeah, i'm serious here. put out the vitals. i'm 5'1" and weight in at about 100 pounds on a good day. any of you guys thing you can take me? talking just going at it in the ring for 5 minutes. just fists and feet. won't even bring my baseball bat with me. hey, this is ask the guys, so i'm asking, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT FIVE WHOLE MINUTES AND NOT GO DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS OR CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH?!?

Gonna mop the floor with all y'all.

forget about Conor - didja see my girl Paige knock the fuck out of Rawlings? that girl is FIERCE!

highlights:

bridge tolls. back when you actually paid with cash, i used to drop a 20 and pay for as many cars behind me as it would cover. now-a-days, if i'm in line at the grocery store and someone's behind me with just a couple of items i'll put have the checker ring them up on my tab.
Quote by Burquette


Yep...at least personally speaking. It's not more sensitive, it's just the...right spot, I guess. My pleasure is definitely asymmetrical.



you trying to tell us that you're cockeyed...? *giggles and runs*
Quote by Liz


Especially if you have a mahoosive schnozzle like Sprite.

*giggles and runs off*


at least i don't SNORE!
Quote by Master_Jonathan
I just posted a new story and in doing so found a new feature. When you submit a story it asks if you want to hide the snippet of your story that appears on the main page and category pages.

My question is why anyone would want to? It's the snippet of the story that attracts readers. They read the first part of the story and want to know more. At least that's what happens with new readers who don't follow you. By clicking on the button you lessen the chances that a new reader would pick your story! Curious.


lol - i didn't even know about that one. honestly, i'm not sure why it exists either?
Quote by 69Kisses96
First, there are two guys on this thread who need to get a f'ing room. Second, if you really want to learn about how to please women, ignore 90% of the posts by men on here. Pay attention to the real experts. Third, creative use of your nose in stimulating her is WAY underappreciated. The combination of stiffness and flexibility make your nose an ideal sex toy if you use the right angles and techniques. Lastly, it is worth reiterating that it is crucial to actually listen to your partner's wants and needs. Knowing how to please one woman does not mean that you know how to please the woman you are with. I have been doing this far longer than most men or women on here, but even now, I remain open to learning something new. It is not physically possible for you to know more about what turns her on than she does. Open your ears to what she says and she will open her legs as far as they will go.


noses are def. underapreciated, yep. noses rock. smile
Quote by noll


I see you always write G-d instead of God. May I ask why? Is it for the same reason for Jews it's considered blasphemy to say Jahova's name.


it's not intended to be God. it's Grod. Grod was a very advanced Caveman who preceded, not only Jesus, But Adam and Eve. She actually built a time machine and went back before the big bang and birthed God himself, so yes, Grod is the mother of God. hope that clarifies things.
Quote by Burquette


Thank you! Now I have my next game to hold me over until Tomb Raider for PS4 comes out.
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there's also a new one by one of the same creative people who did this called Abzu - it takes place under water. smile
i know it's the naughty or nice game, but really, i want to say 'spicy' - is that allowed?
Quote by fatswitch
Is virginity still a thing?


actually, it's a noun.
Quote by luvdr
Look Babe if you are that wet that I keep sliding out, then by all means mount me cowgirl and drive the bus yourself... OK?