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Quote by stephanie


Total BOLLOX...

(I'm a SIX YEAR Lush Writer... I do quite well... I've NEVER (to my knowledge) been a TOP AUTHOR... WHO WOULD EVEN CARE???)

If you CARE about THAT SHIT then YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT!!!

(Just WRITE...)

THE READERS WILL TELL YOU IF YOU ARE HITTING IT!!!


XXSF


some people do care, it's a fact *shrugs* it can be a rush at times, especially for newer writers who all of a sudden get noticed. not a bad thing, just a thing.
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i like it when guys quote Hunter S Thompson to me.
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Quote by stephanie


You used to...

xx SF

(I STILL GOT NOWHERE!!!)

But it was NEVER about THAT with me and her...

Sprite: "You TRIED!!!"

Me: "OH JESUS!!!"

Sprite: "It was AGES ago... YOU got over me!!!"

Me: "Yes... I got over you... It's fine now..."

Sprite: "You'd LOVE the ones I bought on Friday... Little pink cotton ones with a cute satin bow at the top!!!"

Me: "FUCKING BITCH!!!"


want to hear something funny? i was thinking about someone's panties earlier - just sort of popped into my head. smile
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Quote by kiera


LOL u just want ur name in glitter pink...I dont like pink..I want mine in glitter purple..I love purple


philistine.
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Quote by kiera


HUH??

End of they day Gavs call but consider this??

How many times have u made a new friend and checked out their follow list and gone to read them?

Do u all really want that option blocked?

It is how we make fans no? Ive yet to have a forum made about how awsome I am am..I sure its in the making.

Fucking stop...follow who you want...let the rest piss off.

I don't returning to the thread think that is one that should be removed..ive read a few people that way from meeting new people ant seeing what they read.

Do writers really want to turn that off?

Hell no one would read Sprite if i didnt follow her cause I am a total friend junky.

ok night all ttyl


is it possible to make all of Kiera's post show up in pink glitter colored font? smile
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Quote by adi_me33


Really? Because I read Natasha's post and had a moment of brilliance...then I read your....response and I've no idea where I am.


never ever change your avatar. that is all.
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Quote by seeker4


Slit his throat and dump the body in the local river.



dang, someone went kinda dark on us... i like it!
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Quote by Liz
Hola, Pedro. Bienvenida a Lush!

Sounds like one of two things:

1 - You've already scored that particular poem but forgot, in which case the word 'change' should be showing under the scoring drop-down list.

2 - You have been blocked by that particular author, preventing you from scoring on their publications.

The later seems unlikely as you've only been here two days. Please check option one and let us know if that is it. smile

Liz


more like #2, you ask me...
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Quote by simplyjohn
Well yes the custom actions work but I put an emote code after the string and it wasnt translated i.e. I put smile and it came out as smile and not the smiley face.


smile IS the smiley face. quit trying to be difficult. smile
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Quote by Echelon


Am I too late to take that side bet?


never too late. what was the prize, btw? me?
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I tried to bbq my wife once. it didn't go over well... wait, that's not what you meant?
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fuck. not just fuck. fuuuuuck. no, seriously - don't look at me like that! the man brings his own peanuts and beer to the party!
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Quote by simplyjohn
A female .. just to make that clear lol .. well yes with some conditions:

1. She pays all my travelling costs if incurred
2. She pays for a slap up dinner at a 5 star restaurant
3. Shes between 25 - 30, a nymphomaniac and a tiger in bed

Very reasonable I think.


i'm 33, otherwise, you'd have hit the jack pot -your loss
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Quote by simplyjohn


You are in so much trouble young lady!


totally worth it!
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Quote by simplyjohn


Spoil sport .. share my penis and beer with you?


fixed that for you biggrin *runs like the wind*
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Quote by SultrySexySweet


I know you are trying to be helpful, but unfortunately this is really not appropriate seeing as his girlfriend did in fact pass away. You really should find out facts before putting 'advice' up that could deeply hurt someone.


Lush has 300,000 members. keeping tabs on every single one of them is a herculean task, even for me, and... (wait for it...)

I AM sprite.
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hi, my name is rachel and i'm a story mod. i do it because i believe in this site. i do it because i see inexperienced writers grow into artists (hi Poppet!). i do it because everyone should have a place to have their voice heard, even if it's "only smut". it's not smut. it's erotica, it's people's dreams, their fantasies, their hard work, their imagination, and their talent. sometimes yeah, it takes us too long to get your story out. but, in the end, if you put in the work, it goes up on the front page. we do our best. we juggle careers, families, our own writing, our own time, in order to make it happen. sure, i know the excitement of hitting submit, the torment of waiting, the thrill of seeing your story on the front page. we do our best to make it happen, because we know that thrill too.

are we perfect? no. do we strive to be? yes. that's all i can offer - doing my best, our best, to give you a forum for doing what you love. it's a small crew of dedicated volunteers and we try to treat all our authors with care - that means taking extra time for some. i like to think that we help people achieve their ambitions.

to everyone out there who has ever thanked a mod, and that's most of you, i/we sincerely appreciate it. it's a nice feeling. if you have legitimate complaints, my PM box is not hard to locate, and i will address them, ask anyone who has every sent me a query - i put those at the top of my to-do list when i sign in. that means skipping some of the personal stuff, some of the fun stuff, some of the non-worky stuff. i do that because i want to make your lush experience the best i can. simple as that. just remember, we're human beings, we have feelings, we have bad days, we deal with the same issues that you do - so when you send those queries to me, or any other mod, try to be nice, 'kay? smile

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Quote by Milik_the_Red


Yes they did. I'm just still bitter about them leaving LA.ruizUHMgwcNigcZm


you mean coming back to Oakland - we had them first, don't forget smile
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depends, really, can't say i would, can't say i wouldn't.
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Quote by Milik_the_Red


A Raiders fan? Well, you have my sympathy


why? we had a solid team last year. this year will be even better smile
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Quote by Echelon


Meanie *sticks tongue out*


you gonna try to use that thing on me, straight girl? should get a side bet going - i already have a good idea what the prize should be.
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I'm a Raider's girl. it goes without saying that i hate Denver and Peyton Manning's Frankenstienian forehead. I'll be rooting for the Panthers this year.
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Quote by adi_me33


Did you fall asleep there as well?? wakey wakey


g'way. tired... zzzzzzz
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i'm over there, tho pretty sporadic - and yeah, i'm 'sprite' there as well smile
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Quote by medic42017
and yes we follow bdsm procedures ,, when an issue calls for it , and in some normal sexual play , that's why I asked a female only to answer this .

she does all money issue the mishap here was they were given to me , to drop off at post office box , stupid me throw them in my truck o top off other papers ,, then the
notices and calls started to come , yes I blamed her for it , , since I for got I had this stuff ,

so when we fought about it I got harsh , and blamed her till she found them in my truck , so now , this issue came up wt do I deserve as a bdsm punishment , over my bare tied up ass ,


but no you guys need to get sadistic ,

so from now on ill just ask one person at time period ,

thanks for no help and making her and I feel unwelcome


dude, if this was meant as some sort of bdsm roleplay, you should have said as much - it was poised as a real question. next time, be clear - not our fault if you don't communicate properly.
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