Quote by nicola
A little too real there Sprite.
i gotta be me - and, btw, it's exactly 140 characters ON the first try. i should get points for that, at least!
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Quote by logoplasty
One of the best things I've done is use a cucumber. The long thinner ones that are usually shrink wrapped in plastic. Peel it and you've got an interesting double dildo. I also like sweet potatoes. You can peel and carve sweet potatoes into interesting shapes. You can do the same thing with a big piece of ginger (just make sure your partner is into feeling the inevitable burn).
https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst16337_Figging.aspx
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Quote by NymphWriter
I don't get what the deal is with the avatar. Hell... Glory Hole has a more... graphic image than what you had. The new one is humorous and made me giggle..
All members with an explicit group avatar were sent a polite PM by Dani asking them to change it. that includes Glory Hole.
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Quote by stephanie
Okay, SERIOUSLY, what did you want one for?
(We're all DYING to know...)
When I WAS A MODERATOR... (No, seriously, I fucking was...) we used to bitch and moan about some of the STUPID FUCKING THINGS people needed help with... These days, I'm NO LONGER a Mod, (long and fucking brilliant story, but I can't talk about it...) and I HAVE upon occasion given the Mod Team a very rough and frankly unreasonable haranguing... (I hate when they respond with FUCKING 'logic' and 'rules' and 'sensitivity' and 'professionalism'...) Basically, I've become the kind of person I used to FUCKING HATE when I did that job...
I should know better, of course. It's an INCREDIBLY difficult gig and you have NO IDEA of the SHIT they have to put up with on a DAILY basis...
I couldn't do it.
xx SF
Nicola: "That's why I fired you..."
Me: "No it isn't..."
Nicola: "Do you REALLY want to go there?"
Me: "Erm... no..."
Nicola: "And stop calling them 'A Shower Of Cunts' when they reject your stuff... They hate that..."
Me: "I say that affectionately..."
Nicola: "No, you don't. You say that because you are a manic depressive drunkard and you occasionally lose your temper with my staff. Which I won't permit..."
Me: "Nikki, we're getting a bit fucking personal here..."
Nicola: "Then stop typing..."
Me: "Do you mean FOREVER or just this bit?"
Nicola (sighs!): "Just this bit..."
Me: "okay..."
actually, i fired you. no, seriously, i was okay with you poking around my office, but when you started leaving 'presents' on my desk - sticky white presents...? sorry, but you had to go. the cleaning lady was complaining.
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Quote by Belthazor
My favorite Doctor is actually Peter Capaldi. None of my friends agree with me, but the guitar was a big part of it. lol And the way he truly BECAME the Doctor. It blew my mind in the season premiere from this last season, the way he described his vision of time.
"I spent all day yesterday in a bowtie. And the day before that in a long scarf. It's my party... and all of me is invited."
Chills.
As for favorite companion, that's tough. I love the Paternoster gang, Straxx especially, but as for the other companions, my favorites are probably Jack Harkness and River Song. Never much liked Amy, if I'm honest. Donna was great, though.
captain jack wasn't a proper companion, but oh yes, he was hot... i mean, i liked him
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Quote by Echelon
i can never figure out if you're worse at being a lesbian than i am at being straight, or what, lol xx
oh, pretty much anyone will tell you i'm a crap lesbian. just ask Stephanie (tho HE calls me a "crap "). really, tho, i can't help that some guys are freaking just... hot. *fans self*
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Quote by Echelon
yeah, but he put on an english accent, so it doesn't count, lol. and capaldi is obviously scottish too... we're grumpy like that
not seen broadchurch yet, but keep meaning to watch it. hubby and i binge-watched JJ when it came out. then i had to binge watch daredevil haha. he'd already seen it, but was happy to watch it again. both excellent shows.
In the middle of binge watching JJ - it's a bit much for me at times, but it's sooo good, so we're gonna do 3 more this weekend i think - BC is so worth watching, both seasons, tho it's definately not light comedy lol
oh, right, Peter is scottish, i forgot - that whole thing where he was figuring out who he was and he's like, apparently i'm scottish
DD was brilliant. also, they're doing a Luke Cage series next *bites lip* Mmm mm good. ;) 
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Quote by Echelon
i adored david tennant. so much so that i was prepared to hate matt smith when he came along, but i just couldn't - he was excellent. it took me a while to really properly warm up to him, but honestly, i'd be hard pressed to choose between them.
amy pond probably sneaks it for me for my fave companion. nothing to do with her being scottish, lol. i did like rose too, and i really liked martha jones - she always seems to be left out, but she had some excellent episodes.
one thing i'm kinda torn on is the whole dr/companion relationship aspect. i think they brought in capaldi to nix the relationship thing between the dr and clara. in a way i like that it's not about that, but in another way, i love watching a relationship unfold on tv... will they, wont they. ahhh
we started watching Doctor who when it rebooted with Chris Eccleston. everytime a new doctor came along, we were prepared to dislike him, or not like him as much as the previous one - Capaldi is really the only one who fulfilled that - not that i don't like him, but following David and Matt was just impossible. btw, i am very aware that David is Scottish, young lady - favoritism! lol btw, have you watched Broadchurch? or Jessica Jones on Netflix? he plays the bad guy in that - soooo creepy, too.
Martha gets lost in the mix a bit, i think, because she had a really short run in comparison - like half a season, wasn't it?
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Quote by chemicalsen
Awesome t shirts love the alice one! I liked a lot of the companions rose and amy and claras good to. But my favourite would have to be donna her and tenant together where a hilarious combo!!
My wife loves Donna, too - she says it's the one companion who was truly and only a friend, not a possible romantic interest.
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Quote by Buz
You just recently found out what chlamydia was. At first you thought that was the name of the girl you picked up at the bar last week. Then you had to scrap that poem you'd written, Chlamydia My Sunshine. Now you're calling it, It Stings When I Pee or as your wrote it, It STINGS When I PEE.
why does it hurt when I pee
why does it hurt when I pee
I don't want no doctor
to stick no needle in me
why does it hurt when I pee
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
it jumped right up
and grabbed my meat
I got it from the toilet seat.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh god I prob'ly got the gohn-no-ca-ca-cacas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
f.zappa
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Quote by guiltee
Sorry Rach but David Tennant is by far the best Doctor, Matt Smith to wishy washy for me. Peter Capaldi is fine but I think he has suffered with some terrible script writing. In my opinion Stephen Moffat has spoilt the last series with his anal obsession with the Doctor having a 'guilty secret' of something in his past. The episodes have become more about the doctor's feelings than defeating the evil enemy. Bring back Russell T Davies please.
And Amy Pond was the best companion, followed closely by Clara.
P.S. Love your t-shirts
i loved Clara, too. I loved Matt's energy - he wasn't wishy washy at all. plus, he rocked a bowtie and a fez
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Quote by stephanie
The STD was A FUCKING ACCIDENT!!! (I DID NOT KNOW!!!) And it was only CHLAMIDYA!!! (Blame DANCING DOLL...)
But HONESTLY...
(Five dollars is five dollars, Miss Rich Pants...)
Nothing TO YOU!!!!!
(A SUBWAY SANDWICH to me, Ben...)
xx SF
fuck you. that was a gift, and you know it.
steph: here, take my last five dollars, i insist, i don't fucking need it to eat or anything.
rach: *takes money from your trembling hand, slips knife back into boot, giggles* aww, if you insist. sorry about the little knick i put in you. want me to call an ambulance or anything?
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Quote by stephanie
You are EITHER being HIGHLY IRONIC AND SELF DEPRECATING or else you have TOTALLY misunderstood my point...
(I'm PRESUMING that it is the former...)
And anyway, YOU are not allowed to EVEN CONSIDER the self-serving exit... You STILL owe me that money...
xx SF
SPRITE: "WHAT money??? I don't OWE you any money? I have never even TALKED about money with you far less borrowed any???"
Me: "You aren't allowed to KILL YOURSELF until I get my money is all I'm saying..."
SPRITE: "WHAT FUCKING MONEY???"
Me: "Keep thinking like that..."
i still owe you an STD too, you irish cunt. you'll be getting long before you get even a penny out of me. prick.
btw, i ALWAYS misunderstand your points. it's what i do.
