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Quote by stephanie



Terence Stamp? CHECK!

Everything else in the clue? Uh, no!


xx SF


it was all in the extended, unedited, unrated deleted scenes, remix version *nods*
1 stop in the name of love - supremes

2 how soon is now? - smiths

8 sympathy for the devil - rolling stones

10 go tell it to the mountain - blind boys of alabama
Quote by ChuckEPoo


Thanks. I agree with all you said. My very first story was reject four times. I finally carefully read the comments and suggestions by the frustrated mod and complied. I haven't had one rejected since. I've deleted a few myself because they were not meeting my own standard. One thing that helps is that I have a great proof reader in Bethany Fraiser. No matter how many times I edit a story, she always finds something.

I do get frustrated when your cat writes better poetry than I do.


She's also a black belt.
Quote by Tnadnuder


Not necessary... Simply redirect your powers to me or somebody else who knows how to use them correctly. That way, I will never be suspended again for simply replying when someone makes a postr that is simultaneously widely off-topic & personally/specifically targeted at me, & the previously-described poster will never make an off-topic post again, nor any other.


think it's time for...

Quote by JuiceBar
Well with an actual fiction book being looked over right now by a significant publishing company...I answer this question with another....what time is it now?.

I have no interest in online popularity....I have an interest how many will buy my book, to some extent...but then again if I go no further than the advance I can lie back and say I had a book published at least.

One tip. REAL publishers want one thing....STORY....if your story is strong enough they don't give a damn about punctuation, spelling and other such banality....if the story is ballsy. They want it.

No doubt I'll be derided for this, but there it is.

P.s. Why am I here if I'm such a big expert?. Simple, an idea stolen is still an idea. Ask any REAL writer.


no publication worth their name is going to publish a story with incorrect punctuation, spelling, and "other such banality" - they will either assign you an editor and edit the crap out of it, or make you do it yourself.

also, as a reader, i can assure you that, if i pick up a book, no matter how intriguing the story is, the mistakes will distract me enough to the point of putting it down and never picking it up again. it's not only sloppy, but it's lazy, and it's insulting to me as a reader.



sincerely,
a real writer
Quote by Castle4coochie
The new Sith Lord is Jar Jar.


go sit in the corner with your nose against the wall and think about what you just said.
been there a few times myself. you can usually tell when i'm dealing with too much - i pull out the sharpies and use those instead of a blade - trust me, the desire to do more is there, but the ritual keeps me grounded in a way. known a few cutters - KNOW a few cutters. there have been times when i am not sure if my masochistic tendencies are completely sexual or sometimes just me dealing with shit *shrugs* times when i don't care, too.

love you guys - just keep breathing - sometimes that's the best you can do *hugs* heart
Quote by Tnadnuder


it appears being defensive/always blaming others may be part of your a-hole "personality".


yep - just nailed me to a T. good job, there, TRuder. really, why no one's started a fan club for you yet, i have no idea. smile
Quote by Tnadnuder


None of the above, & now questions in return:

Do you really get curious about the attempts of others trying to do things they clearly didn't do, & may not have been trying to accomplish? Also, do you (like me) see & appreciate the irony of you asking me that question when doing so makes you one yourself?


oh, i never denied being an asshole. it's part of my job title. apparently, self-delusional is part of yours. just wanted to clear that up, is all. also, once again, you're making no sense. you really do need to work on those communication skills. or stop smoking the hard stuff. smile
Quote by Tnadnuder


It doesn't matter how well you write it grammatically when what you wrote didn't need written (setting aside BM's crap about "sparing", which is what you can both do to me & anymore of your pointless, needless crap).


kind of curious. do you actually try to be an asshole, or does it come naturally? and yes, i do expect an answer. thanks in advance. (please not the lack of correct capitalization and get over it).
Quote by Magical_felix


How did that post break them? I'm upset about police and theives from the dawn of time until probably the end of time going round in circles while communities have to just take it and no one stops it.

I didn't quote anyone, I didn't mention anyone.


don't play games with me - i'm not in the mood.
Quote by Magical_felix
Police and thieves in the streets, oh yeah
Scaring the nation from genesis to revelation yeah
And all the crowd comes in, day by day. No one stop it in anyway
All the peacemaker, turn war officer. Hear what I say


Please adhere to the rules, MF. you know them as well as anybody here. i don't feel like being fucking pushed today, got it? thank you.
Quote by stephanie


ON A DAY LIKE FUCKING TODAY YOU WANT TO DO THIS? IF YOU WANT TO DELETE MY POSTS JUST FUCKING DO!!!

AMAZING how you POLICE ME AND LET CREEPS DO WHAT THEY FUCKING LIKE?

sf




i "police" everyone in here. that was the provision i agreed to when Nicola allowed me to put this up, knowing that it could go sideways. other than that, i'm not a forum mod, nor do take the time to tell adults that they're behaving like children - that would be stepping on other mods toes. everyone here knows where the complaint button is located. as, with everyone who complains, i always suggest they take that route rather then go round and round in the forums - it never solves anything. also, i am not a big fan of deleting posts. now, if you don't mind, please don't yell at me. thank you.
Quote by trinket




Dude, I know you know HRH is gonna burn you for this little escapade through the rage cage. Had to be said. Now I'm going before she spots me too. Ruuuuuuuuuuunnnnn




as for you, you'll get yours too.
Quote by stephanie


Not, not?

Who's there?

You're in the wrong fucking joke, Dude.

xx SF


please go back to page one and look at the first post, you know, the one with the rules in, then... FUCKING READ THEM AND FOLLOW THEM. thanks.
Non posso farne a meno. Ho un debole per gli italiani . Una volta , ho passato un'intera serata sotto un tavolo in una restuaraunt italiano ( grazie a Dio per tovaglie ) che soffia un ragazzo italiano che avevo appena incontrato e le sue 3 cugini .
Hey, could you plug some of my stories while you're at it? i kind of suck at the whole self promotion thing.
Stealing the Queen's nuts - apparently she has a thing for Brazilian nuts, which Steph Purloined. Shame on you! Also, you gave the dog that gnawed your toe off whlist guarding them constipation.
Quote by VanGogh


Not showing your titties, but likely from your earlier number of stories have helped. All those people wondeing about the author behind those (true) stories.

Van


actually, most of her views are the result of her writing (she's probably one of the top, if not the best, writer of erotica on this site), her well thought out and insightful forum posts, and her warm personality.

also, Doll has only ever written one story, and that was a looong time ago - it's been pulled for quite a while now and she didn't repost it as a step-sibling story, nor has she written one since. funny that she would still have a great deal more views than a lot of the people here who wrote little else but stories. not to knock them, but claiming DD's popularity here is based on that is kind of insulting, if not to her, than to a fan and a fellow writer.
I'd like to remind people that LushStories is an adult site and as such, we expect you to act like adults. thank you in advance for remembering that fact before you hit "post".
Quote by Buz


Naaah, she's too classy for that. I just don't see her going for men with mustaches that dip snuff and wear skin tight daisy duke shorts, wife beaters, visors and flip flops. Besides she's vegan.


she is so not vegan. that's me you're thinking of, gator-boy.
can i block people who haven't joined yet? what about imaginary friends? or Santa Claus? i don't want him snooping around here while he's making out his Naughty or Nice list
Quote by Buz


Yes, DDLG stands for Dancing Doll Looks Great! or is it Dancing Doll Loves Goobers! That's it!



actually, i think it's "loves Gators"
Quote by stephanie


(THAT ONE skirts the borders, doesn't it?)


pretty much every single post you make here skirts the border, why would this one be any different? *rolls eyes*