There once was a cat name of Cleo
Who occasionally flew down to Rio
she wrote poems about creams
and tuna fish dreams
and on my pillow she would pee-o.
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Quote by nicola
Between the 2 of you, you processed over 40% of the stories last month. You're due a spanking too.
I think we need a team talk ... If only a few verifiers do most of the effort, it's unfair, and the risk of burnout is very real.
*sighs* does this mean i have to come out of retirement?
thanks for all your hard work, Katie, and just for being lovely 
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Quote by VanGogh
I really like this idea!!
Forum Block (saves all that drama)
Message Block (who needs more cock/dick pics??)
Vote Block (for those who get down-voted by cliques)
I second this ....
Van
Boss Block (keeps Nic from yelling at me when she comes back from vacation and i've made changes).
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Quote by Magical_felix
Following an author is about liking their writing not them... That is what your friend list is for. It's like watching a TV show because you actually like it, not because the creator is a swell guy. I don't even like sprite but I follow her. I've never interacted with 95% of the people who follow me either but I am still honored that they do follow me.
he lies - he worships the ground i walk on. he even has a shrine in his bedroom dedicated to me.
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Quote by MonsoonMicky
I joined Lush four days ago, so do forgive me if I'm talking rubbish.
Since joining, I've posted eight messages in the forum, yet according to the info on my profile page, I've only posted three.
Am I doing something wrong, going mad, or just being pedantic?
Answers on a postcard, please.
going mad.
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Quote by Magical_felix
I actually have a serious suggestion... Shouldn't that only be for admin and forum mods? Like the forum mods need to police the forum so that makes sense but why can't a member block a chat mod or a story mod?
for the record, i am unblockable. deal with it.
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i spammed a couple of times, ages ago, when i was kind of new. now? i write a story, i post it - if people want to read it, cool. if they don't, cool. either way, it doesn't take away from my experience of writing which is the real joy. the views, the votes, the comments, all fun and appreciated, but yeah, i don't dwell on them or the lack thereof.
as for getting spams, i follow a number of writers who i love to read - those notices come automatically to me. sometimes something will catch my eye on the front page, and i'll read that, or i'll read it when i'm modding, but the spam usually gets deleted without being opened *shrugs* just how i roll. i don't really have time to read more than a story or two a day, tops.
as for getting spams, i follow a number of writers who i love to read - those notices come automatically to me. sometimes something will catch my eye on the front page, and i'll read that, or i'll read it when i'm modding, but the spam usually gets deleted without being opened *shrugs* just how i roll. i don't really have time to read more than a story or two a day, tops.
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Quote by MonsoonMicky
Oh, yeah, the golden shower. I've tried it myself a couple of times, but I much prefer the tootsies. Your openness is heartwarming and comforting.
There are people out there who will make mock of those with "unorthodox" sexual preferences.
most everyone here knows that i'll smack around anyone who "kink-shames" by now, so we don't get a lot of that - lush is all about being able to explore and experiment freely and openly.
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Quote by MonsoonMicky
On a more important note, aside from the willy-nillys and the semi colons, I've just uploaded my first story to the site.
I've been working ever so hard on sentence structure recently, and , regardless as to whether my story is accepted or not, I'd be grateful if someone would give me an honest opinion on my writing.
One thing I'm most guilty of is running sentences too long, making them long-winded. Problem is, I'm having difficulty determining what is the maximum length of a sentence before the sentence starts venturing into the realms of long-windeness.
I'll post an example of a sentence I wrote the other day, which, ultimately, I decided was too long and split into two. I'll post it and I be grateful if someone could give me an honest opinion.
I stood stock still, leering, munching on my donor kebab, drinking in that awe-inspiring sight, and felt a drop of chili sauce trickle down my chin and onto my shirt as that barefoot held me captivated.
btw, some of us really do get the foot fetish thing. not saying who, though. quite seriously, as long as a story doesn't break guidelines, write it and don't worry about being judged. we try to keep an openness here for everyone's kinks and fetishes. as i am fond of telling people who think that they are into strange "perversions" and shy about admitting to them, i like being peed on.
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Quote by nicola
Excellent addition Gav.
It should hopefully cut down on all the childish drama and ridiculous "he said, she said" messages I / we get on a daily basis (and for the most part, ignore - this is an adult swim site, not kindergarten).
Please keep reporting any issues you find with it. It's obviously preferable that someone doesn't find out you have them blocked, if discretion is the order of the day, for example.
how come i can't read any of your posts anymore...?
