Quote by Magical_felix
I use this one a lot too. (But with my manly ass hands)
you have ass-hands? dude - you should get those looked at.
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Box Dreams
if everyone had a box
as nice as mine
full of tissue and nip
and feathers on twine
then no one would fight
and all wars would end
and people would be happy and free
if i ruled the world
and i almost do
i'd give everyone their own box
to play in and nap in and dream
and feed everyone mice
and make the sun shine
so they'd rub my belly real nice
Cleo el Gato
if everyone had a box
as nice as mine
full of tissue and nip
and feathers on twine
then no one would fight
and all wars would end
and people would be happy and free
if i ruled the world
and i almost do
i'd give everyone their own box
to play in and nap in and dream
and feed everyone mice
and make the sun shine
so they'd rub my belly real nice
Cleo el Gato
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Quote by HappyEndings
I guess that edging isn't what most of the women that have responded so far are looking for an/or enjoy. Although I would consider anything over an hour a marathon, I have, in fact, performed oral sex on a woman for about 4 hours but she had never had an orgasm before and I gave her my word that I wouldn't stop until she DID have one. WHEW!!! When she finally did I thought I was going to have to call her an ambulance for awhile there... LOL
Yes I agree that most women don't have the patience for hours of edging and prefer to cum several times in that first half hour or so and that's great but edging can build that first few orgasms to epic proportions. It's not for "amateurs" but if a woman is looking for something beyond that Plane Jane orgasm and wants to get into epic, mind blowing, screaming, squirting, sobbing, trembling, thrashing about and sweating profusely type orgasms then it might well take several hours of edging first and a man with an iron jaw and a VERY strong desire to thoroughly please a woman... LOL
The technique must vary widely during these marathon sessions to avoid certain parts such as the clitoris becoming raw and sore and positions will need to be changed to avoid cramping and other forms of pain for both concerned parties but it's worth it in my opinion and the woman will be eternally grateful if it works well....
i'm actually a fan of edging. 4 hours of edging with only oral stimulation, however, is rarely fun for either party. i prefer more variety and creativity.
ps. i'm not at all an "amateur" but i still stick to my initial response that 4 hours of only oral sex is pretty ridiculous.
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In the interest of the greater good - and science, don't forget science! - my wife and i decided to try this out last night, blocking the hours between 7-11pm for our little experiment - these are the results:
7:00 we put on some sexy music, get naked, dim the lights. i set the timer for 4 hours while Kate gets comfortable in bed, using the pillows to prop herself up with while spreading her legs for me. "okay, let's get on with it then." i go at it, licking her pussy sensuously, her hand resting on my head, teasing my hair as i pleasure her, obviously enjoying it.
7:05 still going at it. she's highly aroused and very wet
7:10 i can feel her trembling and she's moaning, obviously on the verge of orgasm. I pause. "what are you doing" i ask.
"I'm about to cum. what are you doing?"
"listen - this isn't going to work if you cum now. we've still got 3 hours 50 minutes to go."
she replies by smacking the back of my head with her hand. "less talk, more licking, if you know what's good for you, girl."
Dutifully i go back to licking.
7:15 she orgasms, i glance at the clock, and continue licking
7:20 "okay, you can stop now. please stop" she giggles a little, then smacks the back of my head again. "Stop already, would you?"
7:25 "i told you to fucking stop. Jesus christ!"
"only 25 minutes" i tell her, my words a bit slurred - jaw is freaking tired.
She smacks the back of my head AGAIN! "knock it off already."
7:30 we decide that, in the spirit of the experiment, she's not to lick my pussy (actually, she decided that, i was all for it) or have any other kind of sexual interaction. it's either pussy licking or nothing.
7:45 watching Bill Maher on HBO while she reads on her kindle.
8:30 back to pussy licking! yay
9:00 after two more orgasms, she's napping. I'm bored. i draw stick people on her left boob with a sharpie.
9:30 stickpeople have became more of a tribe and they're fighting off stick dinosaurs with spears
9:35 she wakes up, sees what i've done, smacks me about the back of the head some more, cuffs my hands to the head board, dumps my sharpies in the garbage can and turns on TCM - It's a Peter Lorre movie about some classical pianist who's hand is haunted or something. Bored, i take a nap.
10:15 she's eating my pussy now. fuck the rules, it feels amazing.
10:20 "too much work. finish yourself off" she tells me as i'm this close to coming - hands still cuffed, unable to do a thing about it as she goes back to reading on her kindle.
10:25 i start to swear at her, she tells me to be quiet, stuff her panties in my mouth, goes back to reading.
10:30 i continue to swear, my words muffled. she smacks the back of my head, continues to read.
10:45 movie ends, another starts, this one about a brain that eats people, i think. not really sure, she's got the sound off.
11:00 timer goes off, thank god. ask her politely to uncuff me, she ignores me, goes and makes a snack, goes back to reading. eventually i fall asleep.
7:00 we put on some sexy music, get naked, dim the lights. i set the timer for 4 hours while Kate gets comfortable in bed, using the pillows to prop herself up with while spreading her legs for me. "okay, let's get on with it then." i go at it, licking her pussy sensuously, her hand resting on my head, teasing my hair as i pleasure her, obviously enjoying it.
7:05 still going at it. she's highly aroused and very wet
7:10 i can feel her trembling and she's moaning, obviously on the verge of orgasm. I pause. "what are you doing" i ask.
"I'm about to cum. what are you doing?"
"listen - this isn't going to work if you cum now. we've still got 3 hours 50 minutes to go."
she replies by smacking the back of my head with her hand. "less talk, more licking, if you know what's good for you, girl."
Dutifully i go back to licking.
7:15 she orgasms, i glance at the clock, and continue licking
7:20 "okay, you can stop now. please stop" she giggles a little, then smacks the back of my head again. "Stop already, would you?"
7:25 "i told you to fucking stop. Jesus christ!"
"only 25 minutes" i tell her, my words a bit slurred - jaw is freaking tired.
She smacks the back of my head AGAIN! "knock it off already."
7:30 we decide that, in the spirit of the experiment, she's not to lick my pussy (actually, she decided that, i was all for it) or have any other kind of sexual interaction. it's either pussy licking or nothing.
7:45 watching Bill Maher on HBO while she reads on her kindle.
8:30 back to pussy licking! yay
9:00 after two more orgasms, she's napping. I'm bored. i draw stick people on her left boob with a sharpie.
9:30 stickpeople have became more of a tribe and they're fighting off stick dinosaurs with spears
9:35 she wakes up, sees what i've done, smacks me about the back of the head some more, cuffs my hands to the head board, dumps my sharpies in the garbage can and turns on TCM - It's a Peter Lorre movie about some classical pianist who's hand is haunted or something. Bored, i take a nap.
10:15 she's eating my pussy now. fuck the rules, it feels amazing.
10:20 "too much work. finish yourself off" she tells me as i'm this close to coming - hands still cuffed, unable to do a thing about it as she goes back to reading on her kindle.
10:25 i start to swear at her, she tells me to be quiet, stuff her panties in my mouth, goes back to reading.
10:30 i continue to swear, my words muffled. she smacks the back of my head, continues to read.
10:45 movie ends, another starts, this one about a brain that eats people, i think. not really sure, she's got the sound off.
11:00 timer goes off, thank god. ask her politely to uncuff me, she ignores me, goes and makes a snack, goes back to reading. eventually i fall asleep.
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umm... 4 hours straight? dude. my jaw would be cramping after 30 minutes of that shit. only way i can imagine that is if i'd been smoking crack. that's a serious answer, btw, and as for having it eaten for 4 hours? no thank you. it doesn't sound remotely pleasurable. like Steph said, 15 minutes is probably ideal.
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Quote by sprite
just.... fuck it.
no, not just fuck it.... How is it that we live in a fucking world where it seems perfectly normal to accompany a teen-aged girl to a support group for survivors? can someone please fucking explain that to me? what is fucking wrong with us? sometimes i feel like, if i really just open the doors and let it out i will become a supernova and destroy every fucking person on this planet. and sometimes i wonder if maybe we'd all be better off if that happened.
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Quote by kiera
Sprite teased T for ages over being a closet lesbian lol
Just show us your boobs babes
I think unless you see them sometimes it is hard to know if one is being serious or not.. this was just banter, but we all want to see Sprites boobies now and yours to cause it costs SJ money.
LOL no one attacks Sprite unless they are drunk or high.. that's just stupid.
actually, no one attacks me unless I'M drunk or high, which is pretty much all the time, and um... yeah, i'm not big on posting pix in public, but i promised T i'd think about it. NOT the one i took for Evie, btw, that one's... *coughs* private...
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Quote by HeraTeleia
Your comment regarding Sprite just seemed to be an outright attack on her for not entering the contest. Again, apologies if that was misconstrued.
Trinket's a friend, actually, and she would never say anything that she thought i'd actually be offended by - we like to tease each other, but it's all in fun. thanks for the thought, though.
now, back to BEWBS!
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Quote by stephanie
I'm a good EDITOR... (You can ASK!!!)
I KNOW my Supernatural.
True
(I'm HAPPY to do a fellow member a favour.)
again, true.
I know NOTHING about Lesbians, but a LOT about love. (I know NOTHING about BDSM!!!)
So true it's scary.
Try Me!
(I DON'T edit friends as a rule but if I can help put you on the road I'm happy to help.)
xx SF
Here's a Super-Sample!!! :
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/the-return-of-the-wampyr-contessa.aspx
(Love 'eternally grateful'... BTW...)
in all seriousness, Steph is professional quality when it comes to editing. plus, he's nice.
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Quote by trinket
Thank you Couple4play. I'm sure they will be popular.
Any donations yet Sprite? I HAVE noticed there is a distinct lack of Mod interaction in this thread besides yourself Sprite. Just sayin.
if my mods know whats good for them, they're too busy verifying to post in the forums.
