Quote by stephanie
You never accept ANY of MY SUGGESTIONS!
('Smell-O-Key'... That was a GREAT IDEA!!!)
It was that if they could make it so every time you typed a BUTTON a DIFFERENT aroma would EMANATE from your computer... "Q" (Roses!), "W" (Chocolate), "E" (Sprite's Panties)...
APPARENTLY they can't DO THAT!
(Yeah, right...)
xx SF
Nicola: "Fuck off."
Quote by Magical_felix
I mean hypothetically, if guys had periods too.
And runny dookie is natural too, just saying.
Quote by stephanie
Oh, CERTAINLY I'd PEE in front of a GF/Partner!!! Or her in front of me!!! (Like, If I was having a bath and she needed a Whizz!) I live in a ONE BATHROOM house!!!
NOT THE OTHER THING!!! *ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!*
But I've NEVER seen a girl insert or remove a tampon!!! NOT EVER!
And you know, I HAVE PLAYED AROUND DOWN SOUTH WHEN SHE'S ON!!! I've felt the little string!!! But you DON'T enter the garage!!! (Actually, funnily enough you CAN do that with you COCK but NOT with your fingers or tongue!!!)
Maybe it's just me... (But I bet it's not!)
xx SF
Nicola: "Stephen, AGAIN I REMIND YOU... The CLUE is in the word FORUM!"
Quote by stephanie
I'm VERY SELDOM serious!!!
(But I'm going to GIVE THIS ONE A SHOT!!!)
See, GUYS associate BLOOD with serious fucking TROUBLE! If it BLEEDS, IT'S AN ISSUE!!!
(Now, OBVIOUSLY, women DON'T don't associate menstrual blood IN THAT WAY!!! It's NORMAL to YOU CROWD!!! But, with men, IT ISN'T TO US!!!)
I'm 53!!! I have lived with... 6-7 women... I have NEVER seen a woman insert a tampon! And I'm not THAT SQUEAMISH!!! I HAVE had sex with girls on their period. It doesn't REALLY bother me... (My Italics!!!)
But... STRAIGHT MEN WORSHIP PUSSY!!! We DO!!! (And the fact that the thing we ADORE occasionally BLEEDS is... UNSETTLING to US!!!)
We KNOW it's QUITE NATURAL AND NORMAL!!! (But it's also FUCKING WEIRD!!!) We have NOTHING to compare it to!
xx SF
Nicola: "You ARE AWARE people can READ this?"
Quote by stephanie
Okay.
(Point Taken.)
*WASHING MY EYES IN AMMONIA BLEACH NOW!!!*
Fuck.
(I can still see it... And NOW my eyes sting like fuck...)
I wish I'd never started this thread.
PERIODS are proof that GOD is not a woman.
(Or MAYBE, God IS!!! Because that would EXPLAIN a LOT OF SHIT!)
"Oh, God! Actually, what am I saying, I am GOD!!! But I'm on my period... I know, I'll create NAZIS! There! HA! Deal with THAT, you FUCKERS!"
xx SF
Quote by TheUprightMan
Realistically?
Because red is too much like blood (which is only supposed to appear during manly things, like fights or makeshift surgery), clear won't show up, yellow is too much like pee, green would be scary, and purple, well, is purple.
and, btw, what do you have against purple? FLAME WAR! 
Quote by Tnadnuder
Posted here 4 hours ago, & removed w/o being addressed... Same one I always ask for. Any way to delete a member who never posts on-topic & seemingly always posts to start trouble/fights with any given other member?? (Thanks, elizabeth, for the "template".)
Quote by fredrogers
This thread was a waste of my time to read.
You can see right through what is happening here.
The lushstories new member CleoElGato is actually a former member, current member, or a moderator.
Moderators get bored and create new lushstories profiles.
The moderator that created CleoElGato then replies to himself or herself for entertainment.
I've seen it a hundred times on other websites.
This thread is not humorous at all like the originator intended.
It's just a waste of my time.
