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Ladies (plural)
lol - i came so close to correcting that too!
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My first thought is - do you know WHY she wants to have sex with you? i think that's kind of an important question. you need to answer that first before you go any further with this. also, reality check. you're a virgin? no matter what, you're not going to be able to give her the best night of her life no matter how much you want to. just be cool with that.
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everyonce in a while i am serious, here...
so, for those of you who think that porn is an accurate portrayal of lesbians, it's not. it's all based on male fantasies of what lesbians look and act like. the truth is, like straight couples and gay couples, lesbians tend to have different tastes, different turn ons and offs, and different desires at different times. here's the thing. sometimes penetration feels real good - trust me, when my partner has on a strap on, i am not fantasizing about her being a man. she's using a toy, a tool, to please me. that's it. there is really nothing masculine about a strap on other then the shape of it - it's all about her, about who is wearing it. simple as that.
so, for those of you who think that porn is an accurate portrayal of lesbians, it's not. it's all based on male fantasies of what lesbians look and act like. the truth is, like straight couples and gay couples, lesbians tend to have different tastes, different turn ons and offs, and different desires at different times. here's the thing. sometimes penetration feels real good - trust me, when my partner has on a strap on, i am not fantasizing about her being a man. she's using a toy, a tool, to please me. that's it. there is really nothing masculine about a strap on other then the shape of it - it's all about her, about who is wearing it. simple as that.
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Quote by Ghostreader
I so agree. What I truly don't understand is if lesbians don't like the males "Dick" then turn around and use a strap-on. Doesn't make much sense to me.
Your just using a fake one in place of a real one. Plus I understand the reason about guys having a finger up his ass etc. etc.
as a lesbian, let me explain this in simple terms. Dicks are nice. The rest of the man bites camel nuts. How's that for you.
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Quote by Poppet
She doesn't have the badge.
She was being ever so sweet in reminding me of something I said in one forum and pointing out the fact that I'm saying something different here. She's a kind person to do that. Such a wonderful lady.
i... you know what? i'm just going to enjoy this post and leave it at that.
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Quote by Poppet
Oh, trust me. I plan to write in them all. I simply want to know if we lose a badge we've already gained. It's a simple question. No one needs to be snarky.
well, fuck. i had a perfectly lovely snark to post, and you go and rain on my parade. just for that, no eminem badge for you! what? Omnium? oh. never mind.
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Quote by Banes1
Why am I the only one out of five to lose my omnium badge?
I moved my pirate story to the Historical Category the day the category was posted.
I thought once moved there I would still have the badge.
Will someone kindly explain this to me?
Here is the link to my story;
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/historical/the-legend-of-the-lust-and-the-undead.aspx
Thank you for your time.
Cause Clum hates pirate stories. talk to him.
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"OK" is the all-purpose American expression that became an all-purpose English expression that became an all-purpose expression in dozens of other languages. It can be an enthusiastic cheer (A parking spot! OK!), an unenthusiastic "meh" (How was the movie? It was…OK.), a way to draw attention to a topic shift (OK. Here's the next thing we need to do), or a number of other really useful things. It's amazing that we ever got along without it at all. But we did. Until 1839.
There may be more stories about the origin of "OK" than there are uses for it: it comes from the Haitian port "Aux Cayes," from Louisiana French au quai, from a Puerto Rican rum labeled "Aux Quais," from German alles korrekt or Ober-Kommando, from Chocktaw okeh, from Scots och aye, from Wolof waw kay, from Greek olla kalla, from Latin omnes korrecta. Other stories attribute it to bakers stamping their initials on biscuits, or shipbuilders marking wood for "outer keel," or Civil War soldiers carrying signs for "zero killed."
The truth about OK, as Allan Metcalf, the author of OK: The Improbable Story of America's Greatest Word, puts it, is that it was "born as a lame joke perpetrated by a newspaper editor in 1839." This is not just Metcalf's opinion or a half remembered story he once heard, as most OK stories are. His book is based in the thorough scholarship of Allen Walker Read, a Columbia professor who for years scoured historical sources for evidence about OK, and published his findings in a series of journal articles in 1963 to 1964.
IT STARTED WITH A JOKE
OK, here's the story. On Saturday, March 23, 1839, the editor of the Boston Morning Post published a humorous article about a satirical organization called the "Anti-Bell Ringing Society " in which he wrote:
The "Chairman of the Committee on Charity Lecture Bells," is one of the deputation, and perhaps if he should return to Boston, via Providence, he of the Journal, and his train-band, would have his "contribution box," et ceteras, o.k.—all correct—and cause the corks to fly, like sparks, upward.
It wasn't as strange as it might seem for the author to coin OK as an abbreviation for "all correct." There was a fashion then for playful abbreviations like i.s.b.d (it shall be done), r.t.b.s (remains to be seen), and s.p. (small potatoes). They were the early ancestors of OMG, LOL, and tl;dr. A twist on the trend was to base the abbreviations on alternate spellings or misspellings, so "no go" was k.g. (know go) and "all right" was o.w. (oll write). So it wasn't so surprising for someone come up with o.k. for oll korrect. What is surprising is that it ended up sticking around for so long while the other abbreviations faded away.
THEN IT GOT LUCKY
OK got lucky by hitting the contentious presidential election jackpot. During the 1840 election the "oll korrect" OK merged with Martin van Buren's nickname, Old Kinderhook, when some van Buren supporters formed the O.K. Club. After the club got into a few tussles with Harrison supporters, OK got mixed up with slandering and sloganeering. It meant out of kash, out of karacter, orful katastrophe, orfully confused, all kwarrelling or any other apt phrase a pundit could come up with. It also got mixed up with the popular pastime of making fun of van Buren's predecessor, Andrew Jackson, for his poor spelling. One paper published a half-serious claim that OK originated with Jackson using it as a mark for "all correct" (ole kurrek) on papers he had inspected.
OK was the "misunderestimated," "refudiated," and "binders full of women" of its day, and it may have ended up with the same transitory fate if not for the fact that at the very same time, the telegraph was coming into use, and OK was there, a handy abbreviation, ready to be of service. By the 1870s it had become the standard way for telegraph operators to acknowledge receiving a transmission, and it was well on its way to becoming the greatest American word.
But, as Metcalf says, its ultimate success may have depended on "the almost universal amnesia about the true origins of OK that took place early in the twentieth century. With the source of OK forgotten, each ethnic group and tribe could claim the honor of having ushered it into being from an expression in their native language." By forgetting where OK came from, we made it belong to us al
There may be more stories about the origin of "OK" than there are uses for it: it comes from the Haitian port "Aux Cayes," from Louisiana French au quai, from a Puerto Rican rum labeled "Aux Quais," from German alles korrekt or Ober-Kommando, from Chocktaw okeh, from Scots och aye, from Wolof waw kay, from Greek olla kalla, from Latin omnes korrecta. Other stories attribute it to bakers stamping their initials on biscuits, or shipbuilders marking wood for "outer keel," or Civil War soldiers carrying signs for "zero killed."
The truth about OK, as Allan Metcalf, the author of OK: The Improbable Story of America's Greatest Word, puts it, is that it was "born as a lame joke perpetrated by a newspaper editor in 1839." This is not just Metcalf's opinion or a half remembered story he once heard, as most OK stories are. His book is based in the thorough scholarship of Allen Walker Read, a Columbia professor who for years scoured historical sources for evidence about OK, and published his findings in a series of journal articles in 1963 to 1964.
IT STARTED WITH A JOKE
OK, here's the story. On Saturday, March 23, 1839, the editor of the Boston Morning Post published a humorous article about a satirical organization called the "Anti-Bell Ringing Society " in which he wrote:
The "Chairman of the Committee on Charity Lecture Bells," is one of the deputation, and perhaps if he should return to Boston, via Providence, he of the Journal, and his train-band, would have his "contribution box," et ceteras, o.k.—all correct—and cause the corks to fly, like sparks, upward.
It wasn't as strange as it might seem for the author to coin OK as an abbreviation for "all correct." There was a fashion then for playful abbreviations like i.s.b.d (it shall be done), r.t.b.s (remains to be seen), and s.p. (small potatoes). They were the early ancestors of OMG, LOL, and tl;dr. A twist on the trend was to base the abbreviations on alternate spellings or misspellings, so "no go" was k.g. (know go) and "all right" was o.w. (oll write). So it wasn't so surprising for someone come up with o.k. for oll korrect. What is surprising is that it ended up sticking around for so long while the other abbreviations faded away.
THEN IT GOT LUCKY
OK got lucky by hitting the contentious presidential election jackpot. During the 1840 election the "oll korrect" OK merged with Martin van Buren's nickname, Old Kinderhook, when some van Buren supporters formed the O.K. Club. After the club got into a few tussles with Harrison supporters, OK got mixed up with slandering and sloganeering. It meant out of kash, out of karacter, orful katastrophe, orfully confused, all kwarrelling or any other apt phrase a pundit could come up with. It also got mixed up with the popular pastime of making fun of van Buren's predecessor, Andrew Jackson, for his poor spelling. One paper published a half-serious claim that OK originated with Jackson using it as a mark for "all correct" (ole kurrek) on papers he had inspected.
OK was the "misunderestimated," "refudiated," and "binders full of women" of its day, and it may have ended up with the same transitory fate if not for the fact that at the very same time, the telegraph was coming into use, and OK was there, a handy abbreviation, ready to be of service. By the 1870s it had become the standard way for telegraph operators to acknowledge receiving a transmission, and it was well on its way to becoming the greatest American word.
But, as Metcalf says, its ultimate success may have depended on "the almost universal amnesia about the true origins of OK that took place early in the twentieth century. With the source of OK forgotten, each ethnic group and tribe could claim the honor of having ushered it into being from an expression in their native language." By forgetting where OK came from, we made it belong to us al
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Quote by nicola
I hope you find something nice to spend the $100 Prize on.
Can i suggest sexy underwear so...? wait, this is pubic now, isn't it. nevermind! just umm... congratulations and umm... you can collect your other prize later... okay, going to go hide now.