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Quote by Magical_felix


I want a new category to be added every week. Just so the omnium badge holders have to write a new stories to keep it.

Here are a few of the ones I wish existed.

- Trailer park encounters

- Clown sex

- Furries

- Cosplay

- Nasal fixation

- Milk enemas

- Toe insertion

- Humiliation

- Fucking in church

- Emo girls who do anal just to complain about it on the internet

- Crying blowjobs

- Yoga sex

- Period play

- Spit roast girls


if you can get all of these into one story, i'll put you up for an EP. smile
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Screw it. I've decided I like it and I AM THE LAW.
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Quote by Magical_felix
It's so weird to me that so many people are voting no. Being vocally opposed to a new category is weird to me too. Like, how does it affect you really? What hardship is going to come to your life if a new category is added? Some people might be inspired by a revenge category to write something interesting and tense to read. Why would you be opposed to that? Just seems bitter and very odd. It really doesn't affect anyone negatively. It's not like it's some way-out there category either. It's revenge, pretty big theme in all mediums of storytelling that dictates the entire plot and motivation of characters.


we just don't want you to get what you want. simple as that.
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a haiku, by Cleo el Gato

tuna fish yummy
in my big furry tummy
happy kitty time
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Quote by ChuckEPoo
Beauty comes in all kinds of packages. Height doesn't matter. Love doesn't use a yardstick.


You're wrong there. Love does use a yardstick. Used on an my bottom last night, in fact.
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Please attempt to keep to the subject or I shall ask Cleo el Gato to write bad poetry about you. thank you.
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Quote by LaylaJune
How cool are YOU, Steph??? This made me smile.


And Sprite - he did not proclaim himself King of Lushery - I did!! (although I did not realize it would go public!)


I tied to explain that to Cleo, but she was having none of it. i think she just likes taking the piss out of Steph. he made a comment once about her being an overgrown ball of fur and she's never quite let that go.
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Quote by curvygalore


Rachel, thank you so much for this thread. Not only for your honesty at some incredibly difficult parts of your life that you have just hinted at before now, or for raising awareness about project semi-colon but also for encouraging others here to share their stories too.

Its a reminder that we really are a community here, and having the courage to speak out means that you will receive unstinting love, understanding and support here. Sending all that to everyone and anyone who is struggling right now xxx


Having a safe envirornment is key. how many of us have never shared, simply because we felt like we were in a hostile place? this is, for Simplicity's sake (see what i did there? Steph's not the ONLY clever one) a safe zone to share and know that you will be heard and not dismissed or judged.
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Quote by Simplicity
I know when I meet some one and they ask ,"what are your hobbies" and my answer is always the same" My computer" why .. because I to suffer with this ..I have had PTSD for a long time, but seems to get worse instead of better.. I have come to the point over the last 2 years if I don't HAVE to go out of my house I DON"T. I am much more comfortable here in my room by my self. I don't like being around people any more. When I do go out it is to one place, To get my hair done, and I can go there only because there is 2 ppl that work there ,they both know my problem and I get in when no one else is there. My family doesn't under stand and gets upset because I wont go out. Then if you do decide and try to explain, they aren't really listening because they tell you, just make your self,. There is NO making yourself. I have tried many different meds. talking to head Drs. ,But what works best for me is to be home in my "Safe zone". I know life will never be the same for me again. I am learning to deal with the life I have now,the isolation. But it is much better than going out and going into a panic attack. With out this thread I would have never told anyone about this. But when ppl ask you what you do alll day ,they just don't understand,So you say why bother to try and explain. I find myself even here staying to myself. Hiding behind a screen is much easier..... Simplicity xo


at two points in my life, i've been in the same place. there were two places in my life - one was the safety behind my locked front door. the other was the uncertainty and terror of everything outside my four walls. there are still days when i really have to push myself to leave the house, but there are also plenty of days when i don't - the bad days have gotten fewer and fewer. there was no magical cure or even scientific one. i was just able to deal with things better as time went by - that's me. it's not true for everyone, and believe me, i GET it.

Good days. i don't take them for granted. i know better. yeah, i get it. there IS no making yourself. when the fear hits, when the panic hits, there's no reason or logic. it just eats into your brain. one of the things that lush has given me is the ability to still be social when those moments hit. my safe zone includes chatting and posting and it keeps me from withdrawing into myself when i'm going through those times. thank god for technology! smile
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Oh, the replies i would make
did i think that they might
not be for the sake
of levity

instead they might sting
or perhaps even wound
the self proclaimed king
of lushery.

Cleo el Gato
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Quote by Poppet


You're right, people do feel like no one can relate or understand what that person is going through. That's because no two people go through something the same. Even if they have the same events happen to them, it's going to have a different impact on them different. Yes, it helps when you can talk to someone who can at least relate to it in some sense. For me, it is always hardest trying to explain how and why I am wired the way I am to someone who has never suffered from depression or anxiety. It becomes frustrating. Hugs you


Sometimes, people try to find a cure, a way to cheer you up, they try to fix you. it's a beautiful intention that leaves me feeling worse many times. it reminds me that i'm broken, that there is something wrong with me. my wife has become very good at just listening. she doesn't pass judgement, she doesn't offer solutions, she simply allows me to open up and after, often, it's enough to push me out of that place.
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It's very easy to feel isolated when you're in the middle of it. that's the enemy, you know. feeling alone, like no one cares, or gets it, or even knows. of course, sometimes they don't, cause we get so good at hiding it until the lid blows off. i've had a lot of conversations in the past 6 months where i've been on the edge of wanting to talk about this, and never found the right words, so i just pushed it away and pretended things were fine. i think that's the important thing, that we find ways to open up and trust that someone will listen. that's what this thread is all about, just a good way to start a dialogue. thank you everyone who has been, or will, able to push past the fear and the shame and remind the rest of us that, hey, we're in good company, or at least in the company of good, wonderful, beautiful people. heart
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I wrote this up, recently, in the mod thread. Nicola suggested I share it with a larger audience, so here it is - there was a lot of incredibly personal stuff, beyond what follows, btw, that i felt wise to edit out, but the meat, as they say, is still here.

First off, Project semi colon can be found here:

http://www.projectsemicolon.com/

A few things, that some of you, myself included, might take pause at - it's faith based, meaning it has close ties to Christianity. That said, I like the idea enough to share the link - it might not be for everyone, but the idea of it is worthy. here goes...

Among other things, i am employed as a part time volunteer at an LGBT center. One of the kids today - yes, I am old enough to call them kids now - time to start drinking - one of the teens I work with had a semi-colon tattoo on his wrist. What's that, i wondered out loud. are you a writer?

Project semi-colon. I think I'd heard the name once. A semi colon is a pause. Apparently it was taken up by some people and became a thing - a pause, a story not finished. He showed me his scars, too. one on each wrist. We are all writers, even those who don't write. We all have a story to tell. Sometimes, though, people get to the point where they put down the pen and try to end it too early. It's a reminder, he tells me, that there's more to his story. I like the idea. I am planning on doing a little research into the project when time permits. I may even get my own tat. For now, I've drawn one on my left wrist. It's blue. I like blue. smile The dot bit and the comma are separated by a scar...

You can learn from anyone if you keep an open mind and just listen. Listening, is key, btw. Most of us just need to know that someone is listening. That's something else I get here. I know that I can find someone to listen when I really need it, whether in the forums, or one on one. I asked him about his story. He shared it. It's his though, and not mine. He asked me about mine, and I shared as well and he just listened. Simple as that. It felt good. It went something like this;

Shortly before New Years last year, I tried to kill myself. I have suffered from insomnia peppered by nightmares since I was 21. The last couple of years have been particularly bad. PTSD isn't fun to deal with. I just wanted to close my eyes and know that I could sleep in peace for one night. Figured the only way to do that, really, was to off myself. It wasn't one of the smartest things I've ever done. It almost wrecked my marriage. It almost destroyed a very precious friendship, and it derailed my new found career as a student. I am, currently, struggling again, and may very well go back on meds until I feel I can deal with it on my own. I don't like having to do that, but we have to do lots of things we don't like to keep ourselves healthy. Like eating broccoli... yuck. smile

I still have those thoughts from time to time. I still feel alone, even knowing I am surrounded by people who love me. We all have those moments. I am sharing my story here, but really, this is not about me. This is about all of you; of us. You are not alone. Ever. You all have beautiful stories that need to be finished. You all have people who care about you. Anytime any of you need someone to just listen, just say so. Sometimes it's hard to start talking - this wasn't easy, trust me, but once you do, you forget about it. You need to talk, talk. We all have shit that we go through, have gone through, will go through. None of it is trivial and it's never a contest. Even the "little things" that get to you can still loom large in your life.

This was hard, btw, coming out. I have only told a couple of people here my story. But I am glad I finally got the courage to do it. And, if you don't feel comfy doing it here, remember, people who love you are surround you, if you just open your eyes. reach out to them, to friends and family. Reach out to the community. You'd be surprised at the stories people here have beyond what we publish.

And, when someone reaches out to you, take a moment, a pause, if you will, to listen, to nod, to tell them that yeah, you get it, that you understand. Just listen. It's so very easy, it takes so little time and effort, and yet, it means so much.

xo
rachel
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Quote by Magical_felix


"Sprite can handle things! She's smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... She's smart and she wants respect!"


now you're just making fun of me. that's it, motherfucker! i declare BLOOD FUED!
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Quote by stephanie


"I knew it was you, Fredo..."


xx SF


Just be glad that Nic doesn't let me carry around the office, sharkbait.
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Quote by Magical_felix

Someone needs to put their foot down about your abuse of power.


Last person who did that was Steph. See where it got him?
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Quote by Shylass



The story moderators have a job to do. Where their egos stop them seeing something clearly, they discuss it with their team (they used to, so I presume that still happens).


Still happens. in fact, some of those discussions go on for 2-3 forum pages with a good percentage of the team giving opinions. we want to get it right, believe it or not, before a final consensus is decided upon.
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Quote by Magical_felix


This was hilarious haha.

On a serious note though. Did you tell Shelly that pics of her big tits would expedite the approval process? You know, for fact checking purposes.


I tend to fast track stories when they're accompanied by tit or dick pix.
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Quote by chris_brown


heres an opinion that isnt easily rejected,u cant tell me,and im sure a handful of other Lushies out there who possibly feel the same way,that ego among the moderators looking over the stories dont let that creep into thier decision-making when it comes to accepting poems/stories,on something that has no clear definition among the other categories,if thats the case,then somebody needs to put thier foot down and put a stop to it.


Would you prefer the "nice, polite, I'm an adult as well as a mod and should act with decorum all the time" comment, or the other one. I'm good with either, just let me know.

sincerely,
head egomaniac @ Lushstories.
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Quote by SereneProdigy


Hmm... I actually quoted Magical_felix in my post.


don't mind me, i've been drunk since breakfast.
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Quote by stephanie


*LAUGHS!!!* What's THAT like???

xx SF


i really have no idea, to be honest.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
Congratulations to the winners! Those were three fantastic stories indeed.




Dammit, this dude is so jolly, positive and amicable when he's won a competition... I think we should award him a prize each week or something.




Actually, Buz is like that 24/7. he's probably the nicest guy on Lush, and I say that having known and worked with him for several years now - he's always been there with 100% support and encouragement for all the writers. i'm really very proud of him, and happy for him, that he placed.

And congrats to both Liz and Jack, two of my favorite writers. good job both of you. smile
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Damn, almost made it through the day without feeling the need to start drinking heavily. oh well, fuck it.
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Quote by Narcissus



Is this really a SEX site?


shush, you, or the others will catch on.
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The slave girl

The slave girl who feeds me dinner is lazy
And makes me bite her ankles
Then scolds me like a dog
It would make me sad if I cared

The slave girl who brushes my fur is lazy
And she makes me claw her socks
Then carries me like a baby
Which is incredibly undignified

I hate the lazy slave girl
I hate her with all my heart
And only cuddle with her at night
‘Cause she’s nice and warm

The slave girl who scratches my belly is lazy
And makes the weirdest sounds
I think she thinks she’s talking
She’s sometimes not too bright.

Cleo el Gato
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That's Mine

That thing you call a bed?
That's mine, it belongs to me.
That thing you call a couch?
That's mine, it belongs to me.
That thing you call a chair?
That's mine, it belongs to me.
That thing you call a sweater?
That's mine, it belongs to me.

That thing you call a sandwich?
That's mine, it belongs to me.
That thing you call a pillow?
That's mine, it belongs to me.
That thing you call a sock?
That's mine, it belongs to me.
That thing you call a girlfriend?
That's mine, it belongs to me.

Cleo el Gato
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Tuna Makes Me Tingle

Tuna makes me tingle
And makes my tummy rumble
It smells so nice and fishy
And makes me really happy

Once I dreamed of tuna
falling from the sky
and covering the land
and filling up the sea

Such a lovely dream
And such a happy smell
Tuna makes me tingle
And gives me fishy joy

Cleo el Gato
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