I'd Fuck Milk
I'd fuck milk
creamy lovely swirly stuff
that lingers on my whiskers
all nice and creamy warm
I'd fuck milk
if they'd put it in a serving bowl
or left in on the counter
when no one was around
Mice are nice
to toss about and chase
and have a little taste
but they never last
that's a mouse's fate
but milk I'd fuck
I dream of it all night and day
and even when i'm at play
I can never get away
so can you blame me when I say
that i'd fuck milk?
Cleo el Gato
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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by stephanie
Last I checked, I was the 127th best writer on Lush Stories... (But that was ages ago and loads of New Writers have joined since then so I may have SLIPPED!!!)
But as in all things, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There are some people who CANNOT STAND what I do. (SOME of them are MY FRIENDS!!!)
xx SF
(Oh, the way you CHECK your ranking is to count the number of stories you've posted, multiply that by your TOTAL amount of views, then DIVIDE that in series by the number of, 1s, 2s, 3s, 4s, 5 votes you've received, multiply that by FIVE for every RR you've got, then by TEN for every EP, then ADD 100 for every POSITIVE comment, SUBTRACT 100 for every negative comment and take away the number that you first thought of. Or just do what I do and make it fucking up.)
Nicola: "You are currently ranked 1,615th... Just ABOVE Sprite's Cat and just below Maderia..."
Me: "Maderia is the cleaning-lady from Guatemala who does the offices at night, yeah?"
Nicola: Yes. Lovely woman..."
Me: "She doesn't speak English, Nic..."
Nicola: "I know... But I got CLUM to check it and he's a MATHS PROFESSOR. ... She's ranked above you..."
Me: "Maderia has never fucking posted a story here Nikki. HOW CAN SHE BE ABOVE ME???"
Nicola: "She just is."
Me: "But I'm above Sprite's cat, though? And he just has ONE poem up. "I'd FUCK milk."
Nicola: "Actually, just checking now... He's just pipped you, actually..."
Me: "So who's below me NOW???"
Nicola: "It doesn't matter, Love!!!"
Me: "Seriously, WHO?"
Nicola: "No one is below you."
Me: "So I'm BOTTOM of the list?"
Nicola: "That's not how I'd put it..."
Me: "HOW WOULD YOU FUCKING PUT IT??? I'M BELOW A FUCKING CAT!!!"
Nicola: "'I'd FUCK Milk' was a GREAT poem... And it's harder for him to type with the PAW issue..."
Me: "I guess... 'I'd FUCK Milk' WAS pretty good..."
Nicola: "He's passionate about milk? What are you gonna do?"
Me: "I suppose..."
Sprite: "Erm... My cat told me he meant to type 'I'd FUCK Milik'... Just saying..."
Wait until you read "Tuna Makes Me Tingle." It'll knock your shorts off!
Her Royal Spriteness
And now for the opinion that will probably get me stoned. forget the girlfriend. that means emotional involvement. that's just not right. get a hooker, instead. no emotional attachment. it's simply a business deal. you have sex once. you never see her again. you need that again, you find another hooker. it's only sex, after all. not sure what the big deal is about it.
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by stephanie
Let it go, Guy...
(The thing I MOST LIKE about LUSH STORIES is that we GENERALLY don't go in for the kind of BOLLOXOLOGY that is so prevalent on lesser sites...)
And I've FUCKED THAT UP in THE PAST!!!
(And apologized for it...)
Not EVERYONE gets on... (I hate NICOLA...)
But the world is UGLY enough without VENALITY between fellow travelers...
And THAT'S what we ALL are here.
xx SF
(I dislike SPRITE as well... Seriously... Ask Her!)
you do? has a sad now. *cries*
if i did, you'd never recognize me. 
Her Royal Spriteness
I'd just ask. The best solutions are the most simple ones. Tell her that you are attracted to her - that way you put yourself on the spot, not her - and then, if she doesn't stare at you in horror, ask if she is interested in girls. she says yes, go from there. she says no, drop it. if you drop it, though, she may choose to pick it up at sometime if there is an interest there. if not, don't mess up your friendship by being pushy. 
