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Quote by kiera


I think your time would be better spent personally following me around and suspending anyone who dares to pass me in the multiple lick kiss fuck forums and also to lock the thread after my next post in I am the sexiest cause I am

I probably should clarify here that no I dont think mods should be religiously checking them all but it is meant to be forum games and fun so when you see persons unamed going at it all day everyday in a forum that is meant to be fun arguing its not fun and it went on for weeks before a mod stepped and stopped it.


so... don't argue. problem solved. yes, i AM that good. now serving number 43 - number 43 please?
Quote by simplyjohn
I am very pleased to announce the 5 winners as follows:

283,483 Frank
283,500 AdamNorfolk
283,500 SexualDork
283,502 _dani_
283,522 Kitanica

The above winners based on a total member count of 283,509 at midday UK time 4th July.

Nicola will be gifting the gold memberships shortly.

Thank you to everyone that participated and once again to Nicola for her generousity.

SimplyJohn.


my 23 didn't win? who do i complain too!
Quote by VanGogh



PS .... the red point noted above .... really??? it's games. the mods have PLENTY of other things to monitor besides games. we are adults. if you are being offended by someone anywhere .... take a break. you will find dicks (no pun intended) everywhere. some people have no sense of humour, and some are just plain weird.


No, really, I have plenty of times to deal with going through 400 active game threads one by one to see if there's anything that might bruise someone's feelings - right after I deal with the 74 (not exagerating) stories in the que that need moderating today.

xo
your favorite cranky overworked mod
Quote by BiMale73


There's no reason whatsoever to make this into something personal (again). Cut it out.


That wasn't personal - it's actually a good suggestion. I just flew it past Nicola and we're considering it.
Quote by Magical_felix
I have a small dick and am barely fit to lick the feet of BiMale73, the world's hardest working, and prettiest, mod.
Quote by kiera
I don't know if this has been said before?

Sprite is the prettiest, smartest, nicest mod on Lush, and I have a little bit of a crush on her.


You should see the size of the bong being passed around right now. It's bigger than me.
Quote by KatieElizabeth


Everything else you said was gorgeous and sooo flattering, but this bit has got me all emotional. I can't describe how sweet that is and how fuzzy I feel reading it. And no, before you ask, I'm not

This is for you Rach



Oh... this was for you? I thought it was for one of the other Kat's. One of the drunk ones. I lose track sometimes. Nevermind.
A couple of things. First off, thank you Katie. For those of you not privy to the back room, Katie's contributions are more than just stories modded. She's been a joy to work with and keeps everyone smiling with her semi-regular quizzes. I consider her a friend, and feel blessed to be part of her world.

Secondly, take a moment, everyone, and consider how much time you would have spent simply reading 209 stories in a month. Katie has given her time up willingly to make this site a great experience for both reading and writing members, and she does it all for free while also holding down a regular job. Every month we hand out one of these. She's probably deserved it a dozen times over, so I'm glad that she's getting recognized like this.

Thirdly, Clum will never win one. He does fuck all... what? someone just told me he's already got one. That's just not right. NICOLA! we need to speak!
Quote by Weavindreams


I for one have no desire to continue with it, as I've said from the outset I AM MORE than happy to oblige.


Thanks for following the rules.
Quote by Magical_felix


You didn't say "I am".


I am only going to say this once: Knock it off, both of you. Better?
I have a list of all the catagories up on the wall - i simply closes my eyes, toss a dart, and whichever it hits, i put it in that one.
Quote by stephanie


Do they INVENT awards to give this FUCK???

I didn't even KNOW we had a Legendary Story Badge???

xx SF

Milik: "Won't ever concern YOU, Love..."

Me: "GRITS TEETH!"


If you want to see what they look like, go take a look at my page, bro.
@SP. Not only was it pretty amazing work, but it kind of made me wet... i'm serious, btw. very erotic. and thank you for including me. gave me a lift biggrin
Quote by BethanyFrasier
Just browse through Sprite's posts... you'll find it!




we got hooked into it last night. damn, i didn't have any idea what was going on half the time, but it was so fascinating that it didn't matter. sooo good.
Quote by BethanyFrasier
I've never worn underwear in the UK. :-)


of course, she's never been to the UK, so...
Quote by nicola
Our Forum, Chat and Story Moderators do an exceptional job keeping the site running smoothly.

They give their time freely, and often go out of their way to help people. It can be a thankless task.


no, it COULD be a thankless task, working for another site, or for another boss. here, i always feel appreciated else i wouldn't be doing this. thank YOU for that, Nicola. you should give yourself the award some day.
Not only is it burnt, it's got meat on it. in the trash it goes. yuck.
Your wife knows about this, right? And she's okay with it?
Being a good girl. oh, and life. Life is really making me happy right now. heart
Quote by RavenStar
Having had actual sex for the first time in way too long.



this biggrin
shopping was easy for both of you - i just bought a big bag of weed. smile happy birthday, girls - now, if you don't mind, share!
it's always wise to sanitize a man's penis and scrotum with alcohol first.
Quote by Buz
FUCK IT!

There is so much hate, bigotry, idiocy, political radicalism, ignorance, and narrow mindedness on this planet.


i am kind of pissed at Buz because he pretty much just posted my own rant. thing is, he left out a whole lot of swear words.
Quote by violetcrumble


But Sprite, what if the narrators a grain of sand blowing in the wind? or the silken blindfold covering her eyes, revealing what she/he can't see? (Would be hilarious if someone did that from a straight guys pov whilst being apart of a gay male scenario xD) Cheekiness aside, but along those realms, what of transgender? Or a girl who has very masculine traits/vice versa? I think "male" and "female" are a bit broad to be honest. Per e.g,. A very masculine female or very feminine male would probably be my least favourite by far......

As for my opinion of things, it matters not, the narrators perspective or the Author themselves gender. As previously mentioned, there are many good books from both genders perspective, and many more good books written in the pov opposite to that of the Author, Sprite has some very good stuff (a piece atleast) whereby one would never guess without knowing, dancing doll (I think its her piece) also does a good double ploy in one of her comp entries. Long winded ramble cut short, in my humble opinion, it's quality, along side, traits given to your narrator that matters, opposed to gender itself


i never said the gender had to be either male or female, only that there was one. and thanks for the compliment, i do appreciate it smile
yes. it's important that the narrator has a gender. doesn't matter what it is, or if it's revealed, but they do need one.