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Though she doesn't flaunt it, Ruthie is one of the smartest and deepest women on lush. She's funny, too, in a quirky way. I adore her.
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A function f from X to Y is said to be 'onto' if for every y in Y there exists x in X such that f(x)=y, that is, Y is the image of X under f, or f(X)=Y.


Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
He respectfully asked if she would like to sit on his tool and didn't pressure her or slip roofies into her drink.

both are correct.

if I'm wrong, I am sure I'll hear about it. smile
Quote by stephanie
I've worked most of my life as a writer/editor...

What struck me during my time as a Lush Mod, (a Senior Mod eventually) was how AWARE my fellow mods were about quality control in EVERY way... Very often, these were people with no practical editorial experience so it was all the more surprising that they rose to the task of editing/moderating/policing the site in such a professional manner. That continues.

The REASON for this, I feel, is that Lush moderators, (almost all of whom are accomplished writers themselves...) have an intrinsic understanding of the ETHOS of our site. Mods are, I feel, INVESTED in our site to a higher degree than more casual members. It's worth pointing out that Mods, (selected generally for above average talent and writing/editorial skills) put their own creativity on the back-burner every time they go to the submissions queue. IT COSTS TO MOD!

It can be VERY stressful in terms of advising on content, grammar, allowed practice, simple quality, etc. (While a Moderator might SCREAM in frustration at some things they see, (I did), the team approach each submitting writer with a degree of of diplomacy and understanding that can frustrate and TAX the Mod whose job it is both to encourage the writer while observing quality standards.)

I've NEVER worked with a more talented or committed bunch of professionals, ESPECIALLY since these people WERE NOT professionals until they stepped up to give something back to the site that (mostly) originally published them.

There is NO TRAINING provided to new moderators, (guidelines etc exist, and the Mod's Forum provides a source of support from the more experienced) but the ACTION of policing a submission is a huge undertaking that all mods take SO VERY SERIOUSLY. You LEARN it by DOING it.

In my time as a moderator, guidelines changed and we as mods had to adapt to the organic changes that make our site what it is, (in my opinion, the best erotic writing site source on the web.)

I'm very proud to be a part of Lush and it's the moderators who insure that the writing I post to this day is not only of a certain quality, but is also standing beside writing of at least equal and often better quality.

Though no longer a Senior Mod, I'm still involved in the site and I'm gratified to know that the team continue to bring a professionalism and talent that enable me as a writer to contribute with pride and a sense of achievement as my work is approved.

So well done, you Mods!

xx SF



And then there's me. I just drink a lot and toss a coin. heads, i verify, tails, i reject. easiest job in the world.
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Sometimes when something comes real close but still misses I'll say, wow that was a cunt hair away. Would that be bordering on crass or is that still acceptable usage?


I kind of like it. I'm going with acceptable. smile
Snatch is beautiful, too. as is pussy. not so fond of furry taco, tho.
Cunt? It is, actually, one of my favorite words to use, but i am selective about when i use it, and who hears it. sometimes.
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Wow... that is amazing. And yes - I suggest you win... I am curious though - what happened to the person who tried to kill him?

And... bit more curious... after the shooting, did the two of you finish? Did he at least "shoot"? smile


Probably doing time, by now. most of those guys are, including some of the ones i hung with.

as for the second... lol - no. kind of killed the mood, so to speak. smile
i hate everyone, so i'd have to, otherwise i'd be a virgin.
Going at it in the back seat with an occasional boyfriend. bit of a bad boy, bad enough that someone tried to off him while he was fucking me. thank god they had decent aim and missed me. thank god it wasn't great aim and just hit him in the shoulder. okay, i win, right? biggrin
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There is just as much strategy in the American games, .


Like in foot ball. you hold this ball and run really fast and hit people.
So don't play it. Not sure how it's existence is a reason to quit something you obviously love.
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Thank you!!


Nicola forget to mention that, each time you edit a story like that, we put a pin in your voodoo doll, and yes, we have a doll for each and every published author on the site, so just be aware....
Just a little fyi - we're talking about changing the name from LushStories to MilikStories. Probably be putting up a poll later. smile
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Alex Morgan is my homegirl, but Lloyd can join if she likes now. smile


btw, she's from my wife's alma matter, Cal Berkeley. She's also hot. as for England doing better than Japan, it's really all conjuncture, since they didn't play - Japan did. The US was just too good to be stopped by anyone, imo. They played their best in that game and no matter who they were up against, i think they would have won just as easily.
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I'd be curious to test you both to see how accurate you are at guesstimating guys' heights.



I can assure you that i can tell the difference between a guy 6 foot or more than one 6 foot or less with fairly great accuracy. Maybe not to the exact inch, but yep, if someone claims to be 6'1 and they're not, i'll probably be aware of it. that all said, it doesn't really make any difference to me. being a little on the short side, i actually prefer guys a little shorter, to be honest, so if you're gonna lie, tell me you're shorter, not taller. ;)
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You're making it too easy to tell a dirty joke here, young Rachel.


I set you up and you don't run with it? I'm kind of hurt, to be honest.
I make all the guy's i have sex with wear a blindfold. easier to empty out their wallets that way.
Dress up like Henry Cavil and say stuff like 'up up and away' and 'want to see my little man of steel'.
Quote by kiera
Can you stop men sending you pics of their cocks in f/r

That/Or them asking/ telling you what their fetish is regardless off what you say on your bio




No. That's your job. Next. *rolls eyes*
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Sorry I nipped your number..I am guessing she is a bit biaised re me...I have very firm breast

I am going to shut the fuck up now Nicola is going to tell us all off and i blame Rachel


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Like when a guy's dick is 7 inches, they tend to round themselves up to 9 inches... it's like as long as they know it's technically bigger than average, they figure nobody will be able to tell the difference anyway.

The height thing is annoying though because girls are pretty exacting about their own height and are aware of precisely how tall they will appear in various inches of heels and platform shoes, so we kinda know what 6 feet looks like. We're usually polite enough not to call the guy out on it... well, most of the time, anyway.


Takes me about 2 seconds to figure out a guy's height - i know where the top of my head should be in relation to certain heights, so all i have to do is check how high i come up on him, of course, factoring in heel height. trust us, we're uncanny about this stuff, so you're better off not lying.
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I'm buying this next x-mas so that I can smell like Sprite.

And think of her in the shower.


I knew it. whenever you feel dirty, you think of me.

serious note, i think this would smell good on you - it's bubble gummy, kind of smile
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I know this might be pretty basic, but I actually LOVE Lush products and how they work on my skin. And their certified organic and vegan products make me feel better using them too! heart
A couple of my favourite products from them are a). Grease Lightening: it's an acne product that works ideally under makeup and also helps remove the shiny look from those (such as me) with oily skin, and b). Lovely Jubblies: it's a boob cream that tightens your skin to make the girls look perkier ? I also use it on places I feel my skin could be tightened (like my unintentional double chin LOL). But yeah their stuff looks great and I'm always V impressed with the results.
Smell good, feel good!!


Snow Fairy. It's seasonal, so i stock up every winter so i have it for year around. Lush has always had a place in our shower. It's not super high end, but it is one of my favs.

Quote by Dancing_Doll
Compared to my friends? No.


And that is why she keeps me as a friend. So she looks good in comparison.