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Quote by chicamala


how do you guys track that... and are you pulling my leg?


it's complicated. we have a team of highly trained kittens performing algorhythms in arabic.
Quote by autumnlove123
Thank you sprite, I forgot about that. smile


do not make this mistake again, or i will send evil cats to assassinate you.

until recently, my profile simply said "I write."

kind of proud of that, to be honest. smile
Quote by chicamala
and really can we get updates on who is leading weekly at least?


right now, you're in the lead. smile
Quote by BDSMBarbieDoll


the same person as what or who?



the other person you used to be.
i was drunk and i just hit 'load pic' by accident. happens a lot, actually...
Quote by MadMartigan
I have no inspiration right now......but, a $250 incentive can grease some wheels.

3,500 will be a challenge though.


write, or i will have you killed. that is all.
Quote by avrgblkgrl
Oh, this one is going to be fun. I'm in.



This is how Sprite dances.


except i usually wear kitty ears. and not much else
Quote by Poppet


I dared her to do it. The last several contents so many were entering over 9k stories.

Me: Nicola! I dare you to make it a 3.5k limit.

Nicola: Whatever for Poppet? That is ridiculous.

Me: No, really. It will make so many of the authors squirm, trying to make it all fit within a small limit.

Nicola: *Evil laugh* I like the way you think. Let's do it.

Me: Yes!



hate you too, now biggrin
you have to have at least 20 forum posts before you can post images. should be easy enough to do - go play in the games section for a bit. smile
Quote by Poppet
Sounds like an interesting competition. It's going to be even harder for those who write 10k long competition stories. Hah

Best of luck everyone.


3.5k??? fuck. how the hell do you write anything under 9k? totally screwed here. thanks a lot, boss. i hate you.
Quote by Echelon


This.

This is how police describe suspects.

"subject is a Caucasian male. Five ten, 200 lbs, brown hair, blue eyes.... And a 17 inch penis."

Please.


Quote by Echelon


This.

This is how police describe suspects.

"subject is a Caucasian male. Five ten, 200 lbs, brown hair, blue eyes.... And a 17 inch penis."

Please.


mine's dead. necrophillia is illegal in my state, so no.
The Laundry List. i've spoken on it before, but i'll do so again.

the laundry list is when someone starts out a story thusly:

Her name was Bridget. She had blonde hair, blue eyes, weighed 134 pounds, was 5'6' tall, and had 36DD boobs.

you get the idea? a story starts like that an i am done with it.
she looks gorgeous. as for being a role model, she an olympic gold medalist. pretty role model-ly to me smile
Quote by Shannon3K


This is the best advice you will get here. Everyone seems to be a fan of counselling, but I think you should first get to a safe place, and that certainly doesn't appear to be at home with him. Get away as soon as you can!


if it was physical, i'd agree. first time he ever hits you, you call the cops, you press charges, you get out of there. that said, picking up and leaving cold turkey is not easy. asking him if he'll agree to couple's counseling will give you a good idea where he's at. if he says no, like i said, get out of there, but if he truly wants to change, and you're not quite ready to let go, giving him a single chance to clean up his shit, isn't such a bad idea - can i stress that HE is the one who needs counseling - HE is the one who needs to make things right.
Quote by Buz
...squishy


best giggle of the day... so far.
Quote by Buz
...squishy


best giggle of the day... so far.
if you're doing it on the sly, and you know she would object if she knew, than yes, it is cheating.
how about this - always have a dildo or three on hand - they're not that expensive, they're much better than just grabbing a veggie, and they're safer too - the right tool for the right job and all that.
I'll make this simple. yes, you are.

the first step would be to talk to him about getting couples counselling. if he agrees, you've got some work to do, but you're headed in the right direction.

if he doesn't, i would leave him. that's not an ultimatum you make to get him to change his ways. that's a hard, cold, this is over, i want a divorice and i want you out of the house kind of thing. talk to your family about it first - make sure that you have support and a safe place to go should you need one. hopefully, it won't come to that, but yeah, this is abuse. abuse is not always physical. best of luck, and i hope it works out for you.
probably not by asking anonymous people on a sex stories website. *shrugs* my suggestion? try asking her, not us. btw, something that might help - how long ago did she give birth? pretty important info to know. having and raising a baby is pretty draining and time consuming.
Quote by ChuckEPoo


Oh... It's a revolt. Btw what's with the new avatar? You part of the PMS Rangers?


I'm fighting a different war.
we usually have a team of trained cats to greet new members... somewhere around here... think i found them, hang on...



yeah, i know. it's a work in progress...