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Lush is actually a front for a sophisticated time machine. little known fact. every time you post, you travel back in time. it's how i remain youthful; by posting a lot.
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I did 7 because Poppet did.


@Poppet. see what you've started now?
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which is why i am disappointed. im tired of people saying "we totally accept kink. except, you know, the ones we find icky". total doublestandard


Yes, is "icky". if that's what you're looking for, find another site. same goes for pedophillia. it's "icky" too. It's also illegal and immoral.
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In no particular order:

1. The Conjuring
2. Paranormal Activity
3. The Shining
4. The Woman In Black
5. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
6. 28 Weeks Later
7. Hostile


Of course there are many, many more. Huge movie lover and horror/suspense are some of my all time favorites. But those seven came to mind quickly.


that's seven, btw. smile
you need a cat. i'm serious. cat's are the ultimate anti-despressant.
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Don't be crass...she waxes.


that's not the rumor around these parts, actually... au natural, baby.
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I wouldn't mind sniffing up Charlize Theron's fury road whenever I want.


or her furry road, either?
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Jealous .

xx SF


yep, that's me. don't have any cyber babes of my own, so i live vicariously through you, Mr F smile

Nic: quit taking the piss out of him. it's not nice, rach.

Sprite: oh, you never let me have any fun. bitch.

Nic: that reminds me. your monthly review is ready.

Sprite: ...
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I SHOULD NOT SAY FUCKING THIS!!!




you should listen to your own advice, sometimes. smile
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Spoilers ahead.

A 50 year old man being bitter about a relationship that ever happened when he was 13 is weird. At the end I thought clooney was going to kiss that little girl. It was just really weird. It's a weird story to write. The movie itself, was pretty boring to me. The only character I found interesting was the little girl robot, good actress.


wasn't just me then, yeah, to be completely honest, it was a little uncomfortable in spots because of that...
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Well, FUCK!

*packs away nipple pasties*


i got excited for a minute, until i realized you didn't say 'pastries'.
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We were told that there would be changes made in the chat rooms at the end of May. Perhaps I missed something. Does the end of May mean May 31 St. ? Or are the changes so minor that their unnoticeable?


we meant may of 2016
a few things. i love Brad Bird. have loved him since Iron Giant. I was really looking forward to seeing Tomorrowland. it was fun. it's a good movie and a good family movie. it looks good and it's entertaining, but i wanted it to be a lot deeper, especially the characters, and it never invested me emotionally - a bit light on story - thing is, it really starts out promising, but never really delivers quite the way i hoped. interested to hear other's thoughts. also, there's a relationship in it that left me feeling a little weird - wondering if it was just me, or if anyone else felt that way too - if you've seen it, you probably can guess who i'm talking about.

ok.

to sum it up, fun film, but not a must see. oh, and i really like the girl who played Casey. wish they would have fleshed her out more.
was that an oh or a zero? really, it makes a difference. i'll expect an answer before night fall. that is all.
i don't cyber much - when i first joined, it was fun and i did it for a bit, but then... i really have to have a good connection with someone, so there's a select few i do it with when i do it. also, it usually evolves, from a normal conversation, to a bit of flirting, to a bit of foreplay, and then usually unplanned hot and heavy mutual pleasure usually lasts for a few hours at least. it's rare that it's just hook up, do the deed, and run.
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hey DP for me please ... um thats Double Pepperoni btw ... turning with you .. the tip of my huge stiff cock slapping against a cupboard door knob as I turn .. ouch and the knob was cold.


nothing worse than a cold knob.
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See you have probably had bad cyber. You need to find somebody who shows you an incredible journey in cyber.

The thing is cyber is about words. You need to use your words to tell your lover exactly what you will do with them. You need to describe every single think you do.

xo


what happens if i get hungry in the middle?

cyber partner: twirl for me, baby. i want to see that ass of yours

sprite: i'm turning slowly round in front of the microwave. now i'm putting a leftover slice of cheese pizza in and setting the timer for 20 seconds. see how wet my pussy is?
not my thing, but if i knew it turned on a partner, i'd be happy to give it a shot. smile
I'm not used to complimenting Steph, but this was actually quite good as well as entertainting.

Steph: you really thought so?

Sprite: yes, I'm impressed. now get on your knees and-

Steph: lick your pretty pink panties?

Sprite: umm... no. My kitchen floor needs cleaning, actually. if you do a good job i'll let you watch Lizzy lick them, though.
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Where to start...
SMH
Naw, I better leave this one alone and blow bubbles.
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bubbles. *sighs* i love bubbles. heart
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Sorry, I wasn't trying to piss you off, I thought it sounded sort of cute, but I'm afraid my humour is a little heavy handed. Apologies


lol - that wasn't directed at you, Will, just me being "funny". no worries. (makes a call and calls off the ninja assassination team ).
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To maintain the high quality of Lush, it might be that stories and poems should be removed after a decent interval of time, say 9 months if they failed any of these criteria:
1. Fewer than 3,000 reads for a story or 100 reads for a poem
2. Fewer than 30 scores for a story or 10 scores for a poem
3. Average score below 4




also, for the record, i have stories that, under your criteria, would be removed and i like to think that i'm a fairly decent writer. not smacking you down, btw, just reassuring the rest of our authors that they have nothing to worry about (except for Dancing Doll - love to get her stories pulled down - she makes me look bad. bitch).
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I realise that if a quality control system were imposed most of my stories and poems would be removed, which might be a reflection of their quality, but I would still be interested in other authors views on this topic.




make this easy. ain't ever going to happen. if an author decides to remove her/his own story, that's their business, but we're not going to start down that path. every story published here has been enjoyed by at least one person, and that's enough for me.
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Doctor Sprite sounds really rather good, so as far as Lush is concerned, why not? You could have a regular column 'Doctor Sprite's Tips for Budding Writers'



tip #1. never ever EVER piss me off.
writing is actually not a science. too bad. I always wanted to be Doctor Sprite, PhD. *sighs*
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(Whispers) We Keep Fucking






This, too biggrin
i should warn you, Steph, this is only the beginning. gay marriage is legal in the state where i live, as you well know. legality and acceptance are not always the same thing. those who voted against it won't just smile and go, okay, we're cool. not all of them, leastwise. it's a hard lesson to learn. minds change much slower than laws, sometimes.
i don't have to see his face - god, guys make the weirdest faces when the cum, am i right?
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(You give SHIT advice.)

xx SF


lol - thank god - i thought, for a moment, you were questioning my sexuality, you homosexual loving irishman!