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Quote by stephanie
Well, with respect, you misuse the word "attractive"...

I, not conventionally PRETTY or good-looking myself, have never really been drawn to the "Playboy Model" type woman...


xx Steph


Yeah, but you know how to eat pussy like a girl *dreamy sigh*
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Quote by ChuckEPoo


Ok here I'm showing my ignorance again, but... What's a QP?


quadruple penetration.
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attractive people can be just as crap in bed as anyone else. i don't care what you look like - if you have no idea how to eat pussy, being beautiful ain't gonna matter.
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DP is nothing. Come back to me after you've done QP and we'll talk.
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I always get a good giggle if i fart while the guys face is trapped between my thighs, so yeah, love it. smile
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
No, because I suck at everything athletic, except running and swimming! I'm too short and too petite to mix it up with the guys, and fortunately, I gravitate to guys who are more nerds than jocks. My younger sister is the jock in the family.


suck it up, girl - i'm 5'1" and weigh in at about 90 with as mean a hook shoot as was ever invented. i can kick ass on the court. size is no excuse. come play on my team, we'll be totally awesome.
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i play casual pick me up b-ball games with the guys all the time. why? i enjoy it, and i'm actually pretty good.
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Quote by youlysses

I would like to know why. Is such content illegal?




in a nutshell, yes. also, it's distasteful. and creepy. and... well, you get the idea. smile
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Quote by Weavindreams
I've WRITTEN quite a few, but I haven't tried to publish any of them...yet. Maybe at some point I will. Although, with the life I HAVE LIVED some will think they're fictional anyway. (Not, no James Bond or Sly Stallone type of stuff. I was a VERY lucky man on occasion where the ladies were concerned in my early days though. )


Freaking send them in, dude. i'm serious. Lush needs stories. fucking don't make me come over there and make you. don't think i won't, either.
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I like to wait until the last paragraph. sometimes, i even leave it to the footnote. yes, i have been drinking, why do you ask?

okay, pulling it together...

Major Crime: the laundry list. in my book, there is nothing worse. that's when you start out with giving all the particulars in the first paragraph - Nancy was 5 foot 3, weighed, 140 pounds, had blue eyes, blonde hair, and double DD boobs.

right there, as a reader, you've already lost me. weave it into the story, and don't hand out numbers. describe, don't tell. she was short, a little chubby, she had nice tits, her eyes reminded me of the summer skies over Ohio and her hair, the corn we chased through as a kid. give enough for the reader to form their own picture of her, everyone's will be different, but similar. it makes them feel more invested in the story.

ok, back to drinking. thanks. smile

And Will? you just earned a naked foot massage. let me know when you want to collect. ;)
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Quote by trinket


You could have at least answered with a limerick.


There once was a mod named sprite
whose bark was not worse than her bite
who never could pass
a chance to spank Trinket's ass
in fact, she took a great deal of delight.
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actually, i went kind of supernatural too, unless you think fairies are just kind of not? smile
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Quote by trinket


There was a pretty Mod called Sprite
Her bark was worse than her bite!
If she yelled at you
you already knew
You'd done something she thought was shite!

oh p.s. 'senior' mod. sorry.







I prefer ultimate mod, thank you.
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Quote by guiltee


There once was a girl named Sprite

Erotic stories she would write
Many types all naughty

From the epic to the shorty
Though she would rather have pussy to bite



Kittygirl on her knees
Naughty yet eager to please

Ears and collar she wore
Like a good little whore
and in the latest she even pee's


Within the forums you play

The funny things you say

Truth, quips and riddles

Always with *giggles*
But god help if you’ve had a shit day



With apologies



Now THAT is a limerick. See, people? It's not so fucking hard, right? smile
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Quote by LadyAnnWest
My right big toe, after I stubbed it a few nights ago.


I broke my big toe once (kicking something i shouldn't have been kicking) it hurt like a motherfucker for DAYS.
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Quote by ChuckEPoo
A funny thing about me. I make friends that are compatible thinkers, but it seems those I fall romantically for are a contrast politically, and even philosophically.


if that's a marriage proposal, sorry, i'm already taken. ;)
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a delightful presence on lush who always makes me smile, or makes me think, or makes me think about smiling. smile
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There once was a girl names sprite
who love nothing more than to write
when asked what she thought
of poems that limericks were not
she said 'all them peoples i'll fight'.
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Quote by squiffy


Why do you say that?

I hope you're not implying that I'm racist. I grew up in a diverse community. Nearly all my mates were from the African continent or the Caribbean.

If people are going be offended, I won't upload it.


shush. people aren't going to be offended. pifflecock.
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Quote by squiffy


Yeah, I like it. I best get my phrase gun charged up.

Anyway, I'd like to ask a question. I'm writing a three-part story with each part consisting of about two and half thousand words. I've written in a Jamaican character and used Rastafarian dialect for his dialogue. There's not much of it, as he's not the central character, but I was wondering whether or not this would be acceptable for the site.

If it is, is there a thread anywhere in the forum where I can post some of the dialogue so people can give me their opinion and let me know whether they can understand it?



My thoughts. Often times, having a hint of a 'foreign' dialect is enough to give readers the impression you want - too much, and sometimes it becomes either a chore to read, a little stereotyped, or it comes off as sounding silly (especially if you're not intimately familiar with the dialogue you're pursuing). dropping a phrase, or an occasionally 'accent' works far better than trying to write entirely in the desired dialect. Just my opinion, but yeah, it's a fine line. if he is, as you say, not the central character and doesn't have a lot of dialogue, I'd say you're probably okay.
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Quote by squiffy


Ah-ha! So Clause is the bastard who pinches my milk and cookies every Christmas Eve. Well, he's not getting away with it this year. This year I'll be lying in wait, on guard.


Stun him with your phrase.
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Quote by squiffy
Well, that's me fucked. I don't even know the difference between a clause and a phrase.

I'll get bang on it.


Clause is the guy who comes down the chimney and leaves presents. Phrase is what they use to shoot people in Star Trek. hope that helps. smile
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Quote by Weavindreams



Not only don't I have ANY argument at all with ANY of what you have stated so clearly and well, allow me to point you BACK to my very first post on this thread. And KNOW, that you have my very best wishes and hopes for your future.


As for learning, it took me a bit. my first serious relationship with a guy after i'd broken it off with the asshole, was kind of a mess. he wasn't abusive, but he was an asshole. lots of one nighter strung out in between, as well, figured i couldn't get hurt much if i just used them for a night of fucking - and it was using them. they weren't people, persons, to me - they were just fucks. i'd pretty much shut off emotions - you can't get hurt if you don't get invested. eventually, i get it figured out, and yeah, cycle broken, but it took a long while, and a lot of work, and how fucked up is it that there's this little part of me that will always be a little in love with the guy who abused me? twisted, i know, but as a lot of women know, abusive relationships can be intense and passionate and in between the abuse... *shrugs* it is a hard cycle to break at times.
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Quote by Weavindreams


Exactly, my thinking, knowing what she's said before, is that Sprite took it to mean PHYSICALLY abused, when what was originally MEANT was emotional abuse ( or at least I think so) Although I DO know and understand that oft times women suffer through both in a relationship with some maggot bag. (Yes Sprite are a few would love to have gotten my hands on....once. That's ALL it would have taken. )


Quite frankly, physical abuse is rarely separated from emotional and mental abuse, while E and M CAN be separated from physical abuse. since i've gone on the record before, i'll be brutally honest here - the non-physical fucked me up far more than the physical. bones knit, scars heal, minds, though, are tricky things. when i say, 'if you fuck with me i will stab you' being a warning, that's exactly what it is. i don't use the 'i've been hurt' as an excuse, but i DO put it on the table that if you ever try to mess me up intentionally, i will fucking come after you and i will mess you up beyond your wildest dreams.

as for baggage, yeah, we all got it in some form or the other - i have never used it as an excuse to not be in a relationship - that said, when getting serious about a relationship, i will bring it up, so people understand that there are issues - i take responsibility for them, but they need to know that they exist - it's only fair. It's kind of like the lemon law with cars - Before you buy, you should know that the the starter doesn't engage at times and that the brakes are just about shot. smile
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