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Quote by BiMale73


Yeah, I kinda guessed that for some guys it would trigger the opposite response of what you're after. That's why I asked.
Bouncer could have stepped in a bit earlier.


lol - he could have - truth was, he was about to bounce the guy and had no clue that a 90 lb girl could do so much damage in such a short amount of time - never underestimate the fury of a fairy.
Quote by BiMale73


Oh well, lesbians, what do they know...


Read my above post... ;)
Quote by BiMale73


Does it work?


Sometimes. occasionally it becomes a challenge to overcome, when the guy is either drunk, a dick, or both. true story. guy was hitting on me in a bar while i was with my wife - he'd had way too much to drink - it had been made VERY clear to him that we were together, neither of us were interested, and he should leave us alone - although he got the hint, finally, he decided to be an ass about it and make what i considered an unforgivable comment. the night ended abruptly with the bouncer pulling me off of him after I'd broken his nose and put some hurt on him. kind of ruined my night.

moral of the story: be polite - if someone gives you the signals that they aren't interested, take heed. if they're looking to hook up, or whatever, they'll never even mention a boyfriend, even if they have one.
Quote by BiMale73


Cat? You mean pussy?


actually, the four-legged kind the meows and purrs, but yeah, pussy trumps boyfriend too. smile
For me, the line "i've been hurt" is a warning, not an excuse - translation: if you even think about fucking with me, i will stab you in the eye.

and no, i'm not messing around for once - i'm totally serious.
Quote by SereneProdigy


Whatever floats your boat, I even received a "I have a Sybian" once.


wife trumps sybian, but sybian trumps boyfriend. Hell, cat trumps boyfriend as far as i'm concerned. smile
I prefer: "I have a wife". Personally. for one, it kind of takes them by surprise. Also, hopefully it keeps them from hitting on me. Thirdly, I'm kind of proud of the fact.
Why isn't silent, stiff, and cold an option? (why yes, i HAVE been drinking - why do you ask?).
Quote by ParMach


Oh and who do you think would come out the winner of that contest. The innocent looking petite blond girl maybe?


moi? *flutters lashes innocently*
Quote by KatieElizabeth
I fancy something hot and saucy tonight.



Is that an invitation for just Kate or both of us? ;)
Quote by MadMartigan


Yea......no.

Because, I'd evidently wind up covered in piss and abandoned in a hole.


At my house, we call that Sunday Morning. biggrin
Quote by Orallee69
Ladies, why are so many girls/women on Lush either lesbians or bisexual? I mean, not just curious. Is it because we men don't satisfy you enough orally? Or we're just not good at it?


Yes.
Quote by simplyjohn


I assume you look hoping to find out some information about that person .. that being the case .. may I ask why your profile is effectively blank?


at least i filled mine out, right? biggrin
Or, if you'd rather, just send me money and i'll hit that RR button like a sexed up bunny on meth.
Shooting a grape off the tip of an erect cock with a bb gun.
Quote by ParMach



Dear Nicola
Do you think a little more competitive spirit is required to make this competition work and generate some more interest. Maybe the $200 prize money is insufficient. Can I suggest that we throw in some pearl handle steak knives. Oh sorry that right we can't allow these lunatics access to any dangerous sharp implements.


How about if we just put all the contestants on an island and do own our version of Hunger Games?
I usually hire a private detective and have them checked out thouroughly
Quote by Liz




Going down on you, too, English. I meant... oh, you know what i meant biggrin
Quote by MadMartigan


Ahhhh. I wasn't going to enter anyway, and can't, as I literally have 3 stories floating in my brain (all of which will catapult into multi-part pieces) but this makes me feel like I win regardless.

*hint, just to be a bitch, is that one of them is a sequel to someone's 1st cherry popping lush story.*

A hardcore story. A duel between 'the blondes.' Winner fucking chicken dinner. Been starving from something new from both of yous.



I call Chickenshit. You don't enter, I will beat you senseless and then piss in your mouth while you're out cold. Word.
Quote by Dancing_Doll





Looks like you're goin' down (on me), Kittygirl! ;)


Gonna look something like this, Blondie.



Don't say I didn't warn your ass.
Quote by Buz


Sprite was Wild Bill Hickok in a previous life. She's much prettier now without the mustache.



actually, i kept the mustache. makes me look dashing.
Quote by Weavindreams


Now Darlin' , in the first place; I would NEVER have "a duel" with a lady. And, in the second, just because we OFT disagree (vehemently at times to be sure) it doesn't mean I don't like and respect you.


First, never call me Darlin'. Second, I'm not a lady. Third, I cheat. Just being upfront. Probably shoot you in the back as you're walking away counting to 10. Fourth, yeah, same here - no hard feelings - what happens in Think Tank, stays in Think Tank. smile
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Good point Sprite (my post was already "in the works" when you made yours.)


Why you should never have a pistol duel with me. biggrin