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Quote by Melissa999
I am on for for this, although I promise I will not be writing anything favourable about this ghastly commercial farce that it has become. Is it really for adults, or just silly love struck teens.


There are a few of us here who actually boycott VDay every year, no worries biggrin
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*coughs* for the love of god, i know people like to be creative when they submit poems, but when you center align them, it creates all sorts of problems for the mods - please please please, don't try to make shapes, don't try to get fancy, just align to the left like normal. thank you very very much. smile

Sprite, who is in the midst of an optical migraine attack and can barely function visually.
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Quote by tiddlywink


Oh, Derek, it's not just that. Whenever I try writing a sex story it turns into a science fiction fantasy story with a bit of rumpy-pumpy in the middle. People don't want to read that.

I blame Terry Pratchett. I should never have read all those Discworld novels. Though I must admit, they were rather fun.


Actually, sounds kind of fun. I'm with Derek. Send it in. Will it get a lot of reads? Maybe not, but people are always looking for something different and I bet you'd find an audience. smile
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Yeah, she's been around for ever, and everybody probably already knows about her, but Jenna Marbles... *dreamy sigh*
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Quote by Wilful


Ass tamer?


I love you, Will - Marry me?
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Quote by Naughtygrl73


Ahhh, those ones are my favourite do you know any?


One or two. Want me to send them your way? (btw, I kind of hate you. Kind of love you too. Let's see which one wins. ;) )
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Quote by Naughtygrl73
I tend to attract men across all spectrums
Although the slightly nerdy, quieter guys seems to outnumber the jocks by a small margin.


don't forget cute american blonde girls smile
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I prefer laptops for sitting on. that's not what we're talking about? umm... sorry.
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Quote by kiera


Dismember ???


oo - good one - i was going with flamethrower, but it's a bit of a stretch, even for me. smile
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I'm in - working on it now - anyone have a good rhyme for "gas chamber"?
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Working on my Valentine's day poem... need some help - what rhymes with "Gas Chamber"?
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Grown Ups with Adam Sandler, etc - it scared me that people actually paid to go see it...
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Quote by simplyjohn


For you? no go edit if you wish smile.

The edit tab is to the right of the post next to the quote tab miss. (ke)


Just checking. biggrin
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Quote by Liz


Welcome to Lush, Coleen!

You're in for a treat, we are a very lively community on here. The forum is a great place to familiarise yourself with the site in general, and of course all the 'good stuff' can be found from the front page.

We have some truly outstanding erotica authors on Lush and quite a collection of toe-curling naughtiness for you to sink your teeth into. Perhaps you'll consider sharing a story or two of your own with us in due course?

If you need help with anything, please feel free to contact either myself or one of the other moderators and we'd be happy to point you in the right direction. smile

Hope you have fun!

Liz


I meant to say all that stuff too, only I was being distracted by a sexy English redhead...
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Glad to have you here, Coleen. Hope to see lots of you (shush, people, not like that!) around the place. smile
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Be surprised at how often one of us will get hit on by guys BECAUSE we're lesbians. It's enough to turn a girl gay.
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I kiss people even when I'm not having casual sex - it's an expression of love, and i love my friends, so yeah, kissing is pretty much a given if we're both naked.
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I want to see hot guys, personally. Where are the hot guys in swimsuits?
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Quote by trinket
It was a simple rant. I don't know how you could say it was about anyone here but ok.
Ok let me try this.

May 1000 ants crawl into your ass to make you feel as uncomfortable and irritated as you've left me feeling over the last week. Oh, and FUCK YOU too.

There. That better?


Sorry, this breaks Lush rules. We don't allow the discussion of insects.
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Or... you could just PM me - I just bought a new 'car' for just that kind of thing.

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Not telling. That said, it will be novel length, and it will go straight to the vault. Also, it's going to be a while, since i'm not submitting a single chapter until it's completed - at present that should be 13+ chapters. see you in about a year. biggrin
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My heart says Selma, but Birdman is just brilliant. It deserves the win, as does the director, Keaton, Stone, and Norton.
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Congratulations to all three of you, and to the runners up, and really, to everyone that entered. Some really amazing stories came out of this one. You guys should all be very proud of yourselves heart
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