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Quote by BethanyFrasier
There's no point in me writing it if you can't read it.


actually, there is, but it's not the point i think you're going for.
i try not to write words that have more than one sill a bull in them.
Quote by stephanie




ARE YOU STEALING MY THING THAT I DO??????

xx Steph

Trinket: "Yes!"

Me: "... ... ... Oh, alright then!"

Trinket: "LIZ does it too!"

Me: "Liz can do whatever she likes..."

Trinket: "I thought she was a L...."

Me: "IT'S A FUCKING PHASE!!!!!"

Trinket: "WOW! Relax, Dude!"


xx SF

(This IS funny because I LOVE LIZZIE but SHE IS a SERIOUS ... Which is fine... Unlike some people here... Not mentioning any names... Like Rachel... Shit...)


fuck you, you irish eunuch.
Quote by simplyjohn
lol ok this is somewhat creepy and amusing .. my electorate badge has disappeared also now ...


sorry. just messing with you. i'll put it back, now. smile
dicks? plural? we talking mutant genitalia here?
so... that's means you're going to quit now, right? *says little prayer*
Quote by stephanie


I thought that was your REGULAR face?

xx Steph

Sprite: "Only with you..."


next time, i won't go out of my way to sugar coat it.
Quote by stephanie


Go with The Romance, Dani!!!!!

xx Steph



i do my best not to make a yucky vomit face. that's pretty romantic, far as i'm concerned. smile
Quote by Dani


Nobody ever tells me shit.


hell, i'm in charge and not one told me... what? i'm not anymore? well... fuck, no one told me THAT either...
Quote by dpw

YOU got a one! That is laughable. It could only have been jealousy, I couldn't imagine you upsetting anyone.


i gave it to him, just cause it made me giggle a bit
Quote by Charlotte_
Actually, one of my least favorite features of Lush is that authors can tell who scored them with what score. This tends to lead to score inflation, in my opinion, as nobody is willing to be honest and score stories below 4 even if they are not very good. My only other experience with erotic story postings with scores (where my stories are for now, because I'm too lazy to port them) had a much greater score spread, which meant that a score of 4 was objectively good, because some stories got 1s and 2s, and the median score was close to 3. Even there, however, I hardly ever scored lower than a 3, mostly because you had to get to the end of the story to give it a score (stories might be spread out on multiple pages), and if I gave up before the end, the story was mostly likely deserving of a 1-2. Even now I still go back to "the dark side ;-)" to read stories because the 4+ stories were universally good stories. Not always without grammar and spelling distractions, mind (I think the Lush story reviewers are less overwhelmed), but good stories.


feel free to give me whatever you want - i don't do forced voting, and i don't check up on who gave me what - that's just as juvenile as someone scoring a story low out of spite, imo.
i skipped the ice bucket and just sent a check - the awareness that this has given ALS is priceless, but that said, yeah, the idea is to donate. if that's not happening, it's a bit of a fail.
it used to bother me. now, i honestly don't care - it's more of a reflection on the person giving the score than it is on the story and it's not worth even a nano-second of my time, time which i'd rather give to people i actually give two fucks about. smile
Quote by nicola


It's always best to use the Help >> Contact Us >> "Problem with the web site" rather than post in these forums, the messages go straight to Gav's inbox.


yeah, right, sure, BUT... while i've got you here... i've got this weird thing happening to my toenail. thought you could take a look at it...
Introduce the title of your story: Would you like ketchup with that?
Genre/Category: voyeur stories
Provide the link: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/would-you-like-ketchup-with-that.aspx


1. What first inspired you to write this particular story?

i was hungry. for fries.

2. How did you come up with these characters?

one of them's me. kind of. the other one, well, guess she was just floating around in my head a bit.

3. How does it differ from some of your other stories?

lately, i've been writing some darker and emotional stories, or at least a little heavier. this one's a bit lighter, shorter, and more 'just for fun'.

4. What was the most challenging thing about writing this piece?

keeping it short, to the point, and fun. smile

5. Anything else you want to tell us about it?

this came after a long dry spell. you have no idea how many ideas i've shelved over the last 8 months. it felt good - i wrote most of this in one evening, finished if off the next day, edited, and it was done. oh, and for all those curious, no, it's not going to have a part 2 - doesn't really need one - if you need to know how it all plays out after the last note, use your imaginations. smile
Quote by Buz
The site has been a bit quirky today and now I can't get the Forum Signature to image. Any ideas?


dye your hair blonde.
Quote by nicola
It needs to be exactly 140 characters, most of the recent ones are half a dozen or so characters short!



least sexy sentence ever and also not 140 characters.
Quote by KatieElizabeth


Oops lol I'm going to claim complete ignorance here. I'm on my (newish) tablet and such technical prowess on the device is completely beyond me lol


i got you covered, Katie smile
Quote by Liz
I'm here for the cookies.

Sprite: "You goof. There aren't any cookies here."

Me: "Of course there are! Saga told me everyone comes here for cookie."

Sprite: "She said 'nookie', not cookie."



Why isn't that an option on your poll list?


*face palm* i swear, i tried to get her to join another site, but it's like trying to get tape off your fingers...
Quote by Lupus


*Barks*

Fat chance.

Miserable wench.

xx


keep it in your pants, wolf boy.
make me laugh. if you can do that, you probably have my attention.