Quote by Corinnadancer
Penises are wonderful as long as there not attached to a man

Quote by dpw

I think most gays have faced or will face this in their lives. Some people think that it's some sort of illness that we can be "cured" of.
I'm a bit surprised that a doctor is still thinking this way. I wonder what she prescribed for his condition?

Quote by DanielleX
Well, far be it for me to be up my own bottom, but I don't think I have ever written crap, or at least not that I've published! I will admit though, that some of my stories, particularly when I began to write erotica, are not up to the standards of the later ones.

Quote by Liz
My crap writing never lives to see the dawn. I wait until it is sound asleep in bed, unable to fight back as I tie it's hands and feet with black nylon cord. It struggles fiercely, bucking and kicking as I drag it down the stairs and bundle it into the trunk of my car. Every time I make that drive deep into the woods in the middle of the night, it takes a little bit longer.

I haul it out, bound and gagged, never able to escape it's fate. It's dragged roughly through the sparse foliage, and over the dank, mossy ground until we reach a small clearing in the trees. It watches me closely as I take my time digging a hole. Every glimmer of the cold moonlight that reflects off the head of the shovel, gleams in it's terrified eyes. It knows what's going to happen, it's happened before. Many times.

I watch the last remnants of hope fade from it's face, before slowly contorting into a sorrowful realisation of truth. It's going to die tonight, and nothing it can do can stop that. It lies down without a struggle as the cold, wet earth is piled onto of it's shivering form one shovel at a time, until only one desperate eye remains uncovered.

"Why do you make me do this to you?" I scream, my voice breaking as it echoes through the deserted night. "I gave you everything."

Those were the last words it ever heard.

Quote by dpw
Not only was he a great comedian but also a really wonderful actor. A tragic loss.

Quote by Verbal


Of course.

True story: I have a handgun, unloaded, in a safe n my bedroom. I lost the key to the safe months ago. So if someone breaks into our house, I guess I'll just have to throw the safe at them.

Quote by Betheny
There's a great need for many to quit using text speak or computerese when chatting here. I will automatically just not reply to any such language such as hru or r and u. Either use correct English or get a cold replyu from me. It's a shame that the language we speak has been so denigrated to the point of being rendered obslete. It's the second language of most countries so why do we screw it up is beyond me.

Quote by ChuckEPoo
A mod just contacted me that one or more of my stories were stolen and posted on another site. Has this happened to you? I am of course angry but not sure how to approach it. I left a comment asking for them to remove it, but beyond that, any suggestions?

Quote by Dani
Sprite is correct. Females here and anyone in general appreciates a well-written story.

And we can't tell one way or another if an author has sexual and/or relationship experience.

Quote by traveler_the
hi..

i'm new here, i was wondering before i write something if girls would read a fantasy from someone who has no sexual experience and never had a relationship, i would imagine this would be evident in a fantasy.

(and it's not like it's a pity message, i'm from israel, so no chance in hell of trying to pickup a girl here, so your'e all safe . )