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i sit in the branches of a big oak tree, naked, with a blue crayon and a notebook.
Quote by SereneProdigy
I'm also quite concerned about young girls who could potentially send compromising pictures of themselves to individuals pretending to be someone else.


i'm George Clooney. smile

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Torchwood. But only if they bring back Tosh.


*sniffles* and Owen...
Quote by vines
How are other guys able to bag chicks with such ease?! Damn, at least I would stick around or give a reason for leaving. To answer your question. Fuck that guy. You'll find a waaay better guy that will want a relationship for life.



I think someONE needs to shut the fuck up and let them talk it out. On a nonrelated topic, I think Dancing_Doll is nice looking. I wouldn't mind doing the dumbo on her. The dumbo is a move where you put the full length of your dick in and out of her mouth while slightly pulling each ear in the opposite direction. For dancing doll I would do a slow motion dumbo. But I don't message her because she seems like she's a snob. No disrespect dancing doll if I got you all wrong. You just come off that way.


i was going to stay out of this, but so help me, i can't. not sure if you realize that you come off as a -stalker in these posts? something to think about. if your intent is to make everyone hate you and stay out of your way cause you're a psychopath, congratulations - it's working. if you're intent is to be a contributing member of the lush community and make friends, no so much. might want to reconsider your approach a bit. maybe a little time off to work out whatever issues you have, some therapy, perhaps taking a long hard look inside yourself before you completely self destruct. oh, and if you're wise, you won't make one of your usual replies to me, you'll be polite. trust me, you really don't want to upset me right now. thank you.
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More like Cheese Whizz.

xx SF

Sprite: "Cheese Dick!"

Me: "Harsh?"

Sprite: "Accurate?"

Me: "Fuck you, Crapdyke."


fucking irishman.
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Pass it here... I brought booze ;)


dude, i knew i loved you for a reason.
Quote by AudriNichols
I recently started watching Game of Thrones. I'm not sure I like it or not.


you'll like it. trust me. and then, when you like it, it will break your heart, again and again.
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I submitted one about 24 hours ago myself, and I haven't heard anyhting about mine either. I just want to make sure that it was received, and didn't get lost or something


not sure why people expect stories to be turned around in 24 hours. as Clum said, patience is a virtue. smile
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Depends on the field. In mathematics, academic research is more cumulative. I've referenced work over seventy years old that is no less relevant today than it was then.


yep. 32 + 44 is STILL 96 biggrin ( i'm a maths whiz, i know biggrin)
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Wow! I finally found a site where I'm not the biggest slut!


jury's still out... *giggles and runs*
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I am unable to know for sure as I have not slept with you in RL.




i have. it was the nicest fake orgasm i've ever experienced.

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Nic: just cause i'm mean to him, doesn't mean you have to be.

Me: i just can't help myself sometimes. it's sort of a learned response. like Pavlov's dogs when they hear the buzzer.

Nic: it's a bell, you ditzy blonde.

Me: sorry? i didn't hear anything!


umm... well, damn. happy birthday to one of my favorite people on lush. and no, i'm not just saying that cause it's expected, you really are (and Liz said she'd give me candy if i did).
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I really like mint choc-chip if anyone is interested. smile


FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!
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Yes, hijacking somebody's thread is decent. Posting things what not required is helping. Making mess out of somebody's thread and than hold the same person responsible is accommodating, bulling somebody is very understanding.......very much like Mods.

No my thread is turned into mods praising and dedicating playground . I think Mods are happy now

(very accommodating, very understanding, very qualified, very dedicating, very helping)


Just for moment,atleast, see what I have asked in the thread and what mods have made it.............


umm.... *rereads* really? ok. yeah, mods totally suck. fucking mods. *gives 'em all the finger*
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How would you COOK a thing like that?

xx SF


i think now would be a good time for a basket of kittens to magically appear... presto vivace!

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well actually they were two separate stories and I submitted both

the second 24 hrs after the 1st

they were long too since I have been working on them for a month

thanks for the help though


no problem. like i said, tho, the second one won't even show up in our que until after the first one is taken care of. smile
Quote by Writingguy
I have submitted a couple of stories, its been more than 24, in fact more than 48 hrs, and still I have no word on them


first. please only submit one story at a time. your second story won't even show up in our que until the first one is verified, and if it's a second part, and the first part is rejected, that causes the awkwardness of part 2 possibly being posted before part one. second. stories are processed in the order they came in, unless, of course, you're a gold member, in which case they get priority. when the work load is light, that means we can verify stories very quickly. when it's as heavy as it has been lately, it takes a little time. 48 hours in not an unreasonable amount of time for our volunteer modding staff to get to your story, read it carefully for issues and either verify it or send it back for editing. if you have any future complaints, feel free to send them directly to me so we can deal with them. thank you.

sprite,
senior mod@LushStories.
screw him. i think you're awesome. what does it matter to him? why should it be any of his business. as long as YOU know who are are and are comfortable about yourself, screw anyone who has a problem with it. btw, here, we welcome you with open arms for who you are, not for who you are attracted to. welcome to Lush, Bliss. smile

for the record, i liked guys too, once upon a time. now, not as much. sounds to me like you were just settling into yourself.
for the love of god, please don't spend hours on my pussy! i'm serious!
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I believe it is when all chapters are recommended reads or EP's, that the badge and little red bows are given.


it's like the EPs, only it has to be nominated as a whole series. even if individual chapters don't have awards, a series can win for over all quality.
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Can I also ask about the Series thing? Do I remember rightly that there was going to be a category or something similar for that?
(I only ask because I finally finished a series hahahah)


we have something like an EP, only it goes to an entire series. it's judged solely on the entire series, not individual chapters, and it's only awarded to finished series. i believe that Ravenstar, DD, and Alphamage have been awarded one so far?