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until we kick down your door and beat you half to death for improper grammar. we take that shit seriously!
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bigger is always better. haven't you seen those... i think it's AT&T commericals? or is it faster is better? oh, screw it. words ending with "er" are usually better. bigger, faster, prettier, hotter, bladder... bladder? ok, yeah, think about it - if you didn't have a bladder, you'd just be leaking every time you had a glass of water. pretty embarrassing, right? unless you're into that kind of stuff. still, it'd ruin the furniture in no time. you should take this moment to thank your bladder or one day, it will leave you and thEn where will you be?
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
I've said this before, I'll say it again:
It's not fun to be felt up by strangers. Erotica and porn may depict it that way, but reality is different.
I feel violated. And the guys who do it feel pain in their nuts...hopefully for days.
Message to the gents: There's nothing sexy or arousing about feeling up women when it's unwarranted or uninvited.
unless you think getting your nose broken is sexy.
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Quote by DeepBlue
Hi Sprite, thanks.
I have re-done that story that was rejected and I have been waiting for it to be verified. It's been over 24 hours almost.
Any chance of you taking a look? I hate to say the word "ignore" but I'm thinking maybe I pissed someone off because I've had to edit the thing a few times.
I'm not trying to be difficult, I promise. I have sent a few messages through the site and haven't heard back. Which lead me to think I was flagged or something.
Just askin...
Thanks!
for the record, just because we try our best to verify stories in a timely manner (other sites take much, much longer). here's how it works;. a story comes in, it goes in a que in the order it came in. gold members automatically go to the top of the que. we do our best to take them in the order received. were you flagged? no. that said, when a story is bounced several times for the same issue, sometimes we'll pull stories that we can approve quickly. you have to remember, if a story is returned 3 different times, that's just like doing 4 separate stories. that's 4 authors that we could have had up on the front page.
a few facts. an average story que is about 20 stories at a time - that means for every story we verify, a new one comes in, keeping it at 20. over the holidays, it was up to 47. on top of that, we had mods in and out, trying to enjoy their holidays. a few of us were up on christmas eve modding. some on christmas day. i love this job, i've been doing it for a long while now, and i love giving back to the site. that said, it's a hard job, it's time consuming, and it takes a lot of patience. think about it. 24 hours. it takes an average of 30 minutes to mod a story, sometimes more, sometimes a little less. we all have jobs, some of us have kids, we like to play on lush too on occasion. when we have time we even write.
what it boils down to is, be patient. your story will either be published or returned in good time.
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so that you know, all of these (except "moving") are great suggestions. just be aware that it takes time. it's not something that you'll just find a cure for. it takes time and work and distance and by time, it can be measured in years, not weeks or months. sorry, but that's the cold hard reality. something happened to you, something awful, something that left more then just physical scars. if it helps, i understand. a lot of people do. you're not alone. 
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Quote by handiman69
Now if you have a hot body, it is fine, but if you are tipping the scales a bit, not ok, actually kinda gross. don't get me wrong. I do like the plus sized woman, just don't like to have to look at them out in public
yeah! they should be kept in a cage in the basement with the lights out! or put to death!
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fuck you 2014 for not living up to my expectations. fuck you for threatening to go off the rails in a spectacular fashion less then 2 weeks in, and while i'm at if, fuck you 2013 and 2012. i am so fucking done with being optimistic right now. i am so fucking tired. i just want to go to sleep and never ever wake up. and something else? i can't even do that, so fuck you insomnia and nightmares. just... fuck you.
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Quote by nicola
I don't know who Ben Foster is
That's the video game where you wander around the countryside aimlessly, picking flowers and fighting goblins, isn't it?
It's going to take some incredible writing to turn that into a good script!
Turning video games into movies, and vice versa, is rarely a success.
Ben Foster played Charlie Prince (brilliantly) in 3:10 to Yuma. that's the only thing i know him from, though.
the writer, director, btw, is Duncan Jones, son of David Bowie. his first film was Moon, which was actually brilliant - it was a small budget sci fi film starring Sam Rockwell
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Quote by DLizze
NEVER say "meanwhile"
use of "Anyway" in a story is also off putting, tho it has nothing to do with changing scenes. personally i do this... o-O-o or just oOo - don't even remember where i picked it up, just started doing it one day and it works for me.
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Quote by DLizze
I'm gonna put in a shameless plug for myself, but I also would recommend Frank Lee. His way with words is astounding.
There's another dude - I can't remember his name right now - the old fart who lives somewhere up in the Maine north woods black fly country. When I think of his name, I'll post it on here.
(@Sprite - I can call him an "ol fart", 'cause I'm one myself but you can't; you're too young.)
can i call you an ol fart instead, then?
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Quote by Haineko
My idea for this section was a mother & daughter have sex with the same man.
They won't be doing anything with each other obviously but I just wanted to make sure it was ok before I got into writing it.
Thank you for your time.
yep - would be the appropriate category
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Quote by BikeBoy
Aunt Flo, everybody's favourite topic. My girlfriend uses a Diva Cup and says it's a lot better (healthier, fresher, convenient, etc) than either tampons or pads. She still requires extra protection on her heaviest flow day(s) but otherwise the cup is enough. We can even have sex, gently, without making a mess on all but the heavy flow days so from a guys perspective.... hell yeah.
OK, I'm quietly backing out of the ladies locker room now and going to rinse my eyes out with muriatic acid after seeing the above photo of Mr Confused.
i don't think he's confused at all. in fact, i'd say he, more than many people, knows exactly who he is and is quite comfortable with being himself.