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Quote by Mazza
Anyhoo, let's let bygones be bygones, eh?
I can teach you some really good slang, nice and dirty.... Just the way you like it!!
what? no internet, gloves off flamefest? you disappoint me! lol and wait, who told you i like it nice and dirty? that's a filthy lie! i... ok, nevermind, teach away!
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Quote by SOA
I thought this was a interesting comment from a concerned, sexy, compassionate lady. I was impressed she would enter this subject. Guess the readers here are too young and self centered to respond to the interests of us elder folks. Sorry I asked for comments.
no, i was genuinely confused about if you were looking for advice, or simply sharing. apparently, i am not too bright as well as self centered. at least i'm not cranky.
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Quote by Mazza
I'm SCOTTISH!!!!
Fanny is such a derogatory word to use for pussy though...
Seriously, ask any Scottish person...
Ugh
(It's like me calling you Canadian or Mexican instead of american... Scottish!!!)
actually, i try to pass myself off as Canadian as often as possible - i'm serious! and i wasn't actually referring to you - Lizzy's been trying to teach me English slang, and i was just showing off my extensive knowledge of British culture
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Quote by SOA
I was looking at a senior dating site and a lady wrote, in part, in her profile, "If you have ED (Someone wrote me the truth.) I am very patient and enjoy other ways as well to be in lust....love."
Comments????
ok, so... no comments... is this a question?
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Quote by william55
If you find yourself in bed with two girls, what actually happens? How do you please both? I wondered about fucking one and sucking the other one's fanny, but I would like advice as this may happen to me soon.
may i suggest bringing along a board game or two, and maybe a deck of cards?
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Quote by GingerTamer\
Win or lose, now's the time, if you're rocking a rap
Give it all, bring your game or expect a bitch slap
Bustin' rhymes, kicking ass, taking names, it's all the same
I'm new so you don't know me, but you'll remember my name
Bitch it's Clare, I got this down, I'm gonna school everyone now
Your time is up, move your ass, don't forget to take a bow
This ain't over till I say it's over, I'm owning this
I'm aiming for you chumps and I'm never gonna miss
Tempus fugit, seize the moment, time to do it or die
Either end up in the gutter or shoot up to the sky
This train is rolling now, unstoppable, you know I can't quit
No turning back, it's too late, out of track, the fuse is now lit
Get your hands in the air, show the Tamer some love
Swing em left, swing em right, keep em high up above
I'm taking this home, nobody's better, you'll see
The winner takes it all, and that winner is me
(Crowd goes wild for the new girl!)
@Liz - Yeah, you didn't know your girl got some street in her, hey? Back at ya, baby. x
Look around and what do I see
Buncha pretenders, fake ass contenders all around me
Making noise with their mouths, like they got something to say
Instead of listening up to as I show them the way
Yeah, I’m small, but I’m fierce, so don’t fuck ‘round with me,
Cause I’m the one and the only, Spriteypants, Lush MC
Coming at you from the great Pacific North west
At least now you know you’re getting schooled by the best
So Lizzy Liz? Lady X? Clare deLune and Danielle?
If you think you can top me, you can all go to hell.
word.
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Quote by TonyZ
For me it is a huge turn on, but then again I am gay… However, I run a Facebook group in which I post lots of gay (man on man) pics and most of the members of my group are female. Not only that, amongst the female members there are quite a few that are M/M erotic writers!!!
take a look at fanfic slash (for those not familiar with the term slash, the slash is a " / " denoting pairings, and usually the pairings are M/M - ex: Twilight Slash often consists of Edward/Jacob stories). a large percentage of the authors are women - think about it like this, guys - a lot of you love watching lesbian porn - two hot women having sex - it's sort of the equivalent - two hot sweaty naked men having sex - makes perfect sense to me
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i'm not even close to an expert, but my opinion, just from being life experience is that it's mostly enviornmental and learned behavior - doesn't even have to come from the parents - perhaps it's an admired uncle or a celebrity - movie, music, or sports star - Chris Brown comes to mind, a musician who has millions of fans and been documented as being abusive. kids are impressionable - we all had someone we admired and wanted to be like when we were growing up - hopefully it was someone of good character with ethics, but that's not always the case.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
You girls really need a fix
Can't you all appreciate Hendrix?
All your rhymes are very mellow
Compared to his fuckin' solo!
And can't you listen to Pink Floyd
Instead of those rappers on roids?
Ghetto blasters don't sound their best
When they're compared to early Yes
How can you be called a fuckin' Rock Star?
When your music has no guitar?
I can't get no satisfaction
From your puppets making millions!
Imagine there's no ghetto
To make your idols shout : Yo!
What really is wrong with you?
Have you never heard The Who?
Yeah! Keep hiding like a turtle!
And never witness Deep Purple
1,2,3,4 that's the real sin!
Those are the firsts of Led Zeppelin
BAM! bitches!
Get real or die tryin!
thank you for embarrassing yourself and saving the rest of us the trouble.
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actually, a real answer here... yeah. i don't know, but there's just something about her, and i'm not talking the obvious (that said, she is smoking hot gorgeous) that always makes me pause, in a good way, a chemistry, charisma, something that just elevates her into pure sexiness - and yeah, it's the whole package - she's bright, she can act, she seems like she's got it together, seems like a real person, like she'd be nice to hang with... so yeah, a pick i can get behind.
btw, if you haven't seen her in A Love Song for Bobby Long do yourself a favor and watch it - i love that movie and she is SO good in it.
btw, if you haven't seen her in A Love Song for Bobby Long do yourself a favor and watch it - i love that movie and she is SO good in it.
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Gonna get the oaktown beatdown, literary two by four to make you frown
Put you down on the ground holding your belly, legs made of jelly, drooling at the telly
Unable to focus as I do my hocus pocus up in your face, no saving grace
Gonna make you eat space, rat race trumps doilies and lace
So yeah, English Red, take a hint from this sprite
Get it right, walk the line, cause if you deviate gonna terminate
You with my wit and my grace, taking it up a level and revevling
In your reckoning, show you how we do it in the dubs
Yeah, that’s the rubs, girl you can’t fling the shit if you ain’t lived in it
Neck deep, hands held high, breathing it in, drinking it down
Twenty four seven, making the rounds
From Fruitvale to Eastside, High street to Hell
Walking the walk, talking the talk, midnight on International
And now, what the fuck, Lady X is stepping up
Taking the mic, think she can rap, take a nap, you’re no longer a badass
Lost your cred when you got wed down there in Dallas
Thing you should know, I’m the queen of the green
Don’t forget it, move out of my way, cause this is my scene
Bitches bend over, you’re gonna get spanked, like Tom Hanks, pulling rank
Red thinks she’s OG, Oh Gosh, Oh Golly, she must have dropped a molly
Polly Anna and Posh, Pride and Prejudice, can’t mosh, can’t take it
Can’t even shake it, she just fake it, while Blondie can rake it
But I don’t need the bling, doing my own thing
Writing the book, got the look, doing Disney like Hunter
S. Thompon, for all you sisters and brothers
Got a hard core edge to my style, make you smile, just before I cap your ass
Little ginger girl better get out of my way, and make it fast, not gonna last.
bring it.
Put you down on the ground holding your belly, legs made of jelly, drooling at the telly
Unable to focus as I do my hocus pocus up in your face, no saving grace
Gonna make you eat space, rat race trumps doilies and lace
So yeah, English Red, take a hint from this sprite
Get it right, walk the line, cause if you deviate gonna terminate
You with my wit and my grace, taking it up a level and revevling
In your reckoning, show you how we do it in the dubs
Yeah, that’s the rubs, girl you can’t fling the shit if you ain’t lived in it
Neck deep, hands held high, breathing it in, drinking it down
Twenty four seven, making the rounds
From Fruitvale to Eastside, High street to Hell
Walking the walk, talking the talk, midnight on International
And now, what the fuck, Lady X is stepping up
Taking the mic, think she can rap, take a nap, you’re no longer a badass
Lost your cred when you got wed down there in Dallas
Thing you should know, I’m the queen of the green
Don’t forget it, move out of my way, cause this is my scene
Bitches bend over, you’re gonna get spanked, like Tom Hanks, pulling rank
Red thinks she’s OG, Oh Gosh, Oh Golly, she must have dropped a molly
Polly Anna and Posh, Pride and Prejudice, can’t mosh, can’t take it
Can’t even shake it, she just fake it, while Blondie can rake it
But I don’t need the bling, doing my own thing
Writing the book, got the look, doing Disney like Hunter
S. Thompon, for all you sisters and brothers
Got a hard core edge to my style, make you smile, just before I cap your ass
Little ginger girl better get out of my way, and make it fast, not gonna last.
bring it.
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Quote by Liz
I'm a lady, see, I ain't from the hood,
But I've done some things that no sweet, good girl should.
I can rap, I can tap, I can salsa too,
Scrape the competition off the heel of my new Jimmy Choo.
On my wall might hang a classic Botticelli,
But you can bet your ass I'm straight up Machiavelli.
Don't need no backing track, just me, I'm acapella.
I throw down rhymes, make me rich like J. D. Rockefeller.
You think you're all that, but your just talking smack,
Some of your lines are flat, kindergarten pre-school whack.
If you think you can top this, then you're delirious,
You wanna think about that, I'm deadly serious.
I'm rapping fresh, layin' lead, every line is brand new,
If you step up to the plate, then girl you don't have a clue.
Skills like these they don't come easy, they've gotta be earned.
Pack up your shit, walk away, or you're gonna get burned.
Time to turn back yo, the sign reads 'Danger Ahead',
I'm in control, rising up, I've taken over this thread.
I'm Lizzy Red but when I finish I'll be Lizzy Black,
If it's on, miss Sprite, man up and hit me back.
Ooosh!
Its on...
Oaktown sistah in the house bringing it to you with extreme prejudice
Laying it on you, not with a fist, just a list, sealed with a kiss
Respect, little girl, but yeah, so out of your league
Trying to trade rhymes with a girl who knows how to fig
So let’s get it started, let’s do this warrior dance, gonna beat you like King
By the way, that's Martin Luthor, in case you were wondering
Not Rodney, Make you see stars with my words and my wit and my voice
Yeah, even gonna stand up and give you a choice
To back down now, for I lay down my rap like a demon
Spewing out rhymes like Lushies spew semen
So now, let’s get down to business, let’s get real
Cause MC Sprite’s gonna prove she’s the real deal;
Ain’t much you can do to haze me
Cause girl, doncha know I’m a little bit crazy
And even Doctor Dre and Jay-Z
Fall down to their knees and praise me
And yeah, my words they are untouchable
I throw them down like double dutch, you know
Skipping through the urban dictionary, playing pictionary
Drawing you a middle finger, not a ringer, just a girl who can toss a zinger
And flatten you down on your ass so fast you don’t even have time to pass gas
So yeah, war of words, I’m a nuclear holocaust
Might as well back out cause you already lost
My pen is my hammer, don’t stutter or stammer
cause I’m coming at you til I end up in the slammer
I’ll make you eat every word, face down in the dirt
Gonna put you in a world of entymological hurt
Come at me in English, Swedish or French
I’ll deconstruct it with a pipe and a wrench
Yeah, bring it Ms Jones, but to me it’s all bluster
Only warning you once, watch out for the bus, dear
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
They're cute. I have one of the Red Foxes from when they first came out. Now I just need a matching buttplug.
For all your Halloween and music festival needs - plenty of animals to pick from: http://www.spirithoods.com/
*sad face* the electric Kitty one is sold out.
