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Her Royal Spriteness
on the other hand, if you're ghost writing for someone reputable, then all you have to do is worry about writing the story and collecting a paycheck - the process of getting your story published is a lot of work, and it doesn't end there - promotion is also a part of the job if it's your own story and there's no guarentee you'll make money off it - with ghost writing, once you send the piece in and it's accepted, you can move on to the next story. definately pros and cons. 
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Quote by simplyjohn
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst14681_Moderators-CANNOT-read-your-private-whispers.aspx
*whispers* Simply John smells like Pepe LePew.
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Quote by kornslayer1
I don't get why they would delete in the first place. Don't you want your stories to be for people to read? It's one thing if you just want some stories gone, but then you'd have to delete those individual stories. So, does this mean, these people deleted on a whim, and then regretted it? Well, if so, they should put a feature on here, that is just like facebook. Let it take two full weeks before it's permanently deleted.
just to be clear, we're talking about people deleting their accounts, not their stories.
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Quote by illshowyou
Does that go for "de-activating" the account as well..only to have that same person reactivate later on?
deactivating doesn't remove your stories - we always suggest that those wishing to close accounts deactivate them instead of deleting them to avoid this issue.
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dear valued costumer,
i am not your servant. while i do my best to make your meal a pleasant one, there are limits to what i will put up with. i expect to be treated with the same dignity i treat you with. btw, just because i didn't spit on your meal doesn't mean i didn't want to. Just be thankful you didn't order dessert and thanks for the tip. obviously your math skills are a little off. $3 is NOT 15% of $43. It's not even close. and more thing. fuck you, you smug little son of a bitch.
best regards,
angry bitch waitress.
i am not your servant. while i do my best to make your meal a pleasant one, there are limits to what i will put up with. i expect to be treated with the same dignity i treat you with. btw, just because i didn't spit on your meal doesn't mean i didn't want to. Just be thankful you didn't order dessert and thanks for the tip. obviously your math skills are a little off. $3 is NOT 15% of $43. It's not even close. and more thing. fuck you, you smug little son of a bitch.
best regards,
angry bitch waitress.
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Quote by CenterLine
As per usual, hugs to all. Sorry I seem grouchy. Just posted on a topic about gay marriage, and you all know how fired up that can get us.
yeah, those damn gays, wanting to get marri... oh, wait, this isn't the Fox News forum, is it... my oopise!
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Quote by pentup47
I'm a newbie too. I've had good and bad chat room experieces so far, but I agree with the advice on Lush's chat room guidelines that it is courteous always to greet others on entering: like walking into a real room.
Can I pose one newbie question for one of the moderators, please? Suppose you're getting on well with one other person in the room, but are rather shy (I'm extremely shy!) about being too explicit in front of strangers? Short of creating your own room, where can the two of you go for a private one-on-one?
you can do the OMs (black boxes) or chat (blue box) if you're both into it. you can also simply whisper in the room, although chat mods can still see the whispers - no one else can, tho.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Some are...many seem to be.
All or most? I suppose a woman could claim such if her experiences were localized and small in number, especially.
If she's experiencing similar attitudes and lack of knowledge from all men in her neighborhood or section of the city or nightclubs she visits...
Then she needs to branch out and experience some culture...she's simply visiting the same watering holes of fucktardedness, expecting different results.
think i need to go hang out on your porch, then. hope you don't mind. and i'll try not to scandalize the neighbors too much, but dammit, sometimes i just can't be bothered to put on clothes.
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Quote by OldGeezer
I thought I knew the New Testament pretty well, but there's not mention of pornography at all. There are some things that Jesus specially said we should do - love thy neighbour - and I do, she's pretty tasty!
damn... is it too late to sign up to bible class with you? i kind of like your version.
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
I have to submit a story into a competition just to be considered for said competition?? I didn't read any of that in the fine print. I know my rights, and I don't have to take this. I'm leaving Lush indefinitely!
my non-existent comp entry story was better than your non-existent comp entry story!
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Quote by DirtyMartini
You can write a poem in any category you want, it does not have to be a traditional "love poem" so to speak...you can always add the specific categories in the tags...
For example...let's say you submitted this classic...
Ode To My Sister
My favorite family member is my sister,
And she really is so dear,
She keeps her butt hole clean and bleached,
And she lets me do her in the rear.
She keeps cucumbers in the fridge,
Though she's never made a salad,
She always buys fresh ginger too,
Though her cooking skills aren't valid.
She invites the neighbors over at night,
And we take turns passing her around,
When she goes back in her room alone,
We hear a buzzing sound.
See...you could post a classic poem like that in the "Love Poem" category, and just add the rest in the tags, which might read something like " , sister, group sex, toys, ginger, figging, anal sex, anal bleaching, whatever"...
Understand how it works?
how come you haven't submitted this, Alan? seriously, it's way better then umm... your... i mean, some stuff i read... (for those who don't know it, DM is actually a well regarded published author of poetry, and we're sort of proud of him, even tho some of us will never admit it - oh, and he has a book out. i've heard it's good).