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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Magical_felix


Now that I think about it. Elektra sucked ass too (not in a good way) almost as much as daredevil with affleck. Those two are superhero Kryptonite.


yeah, but Alias was good. so was 13 going on 30, if you like those kind of things smile
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Quote by MadMartigan


The sprite has it......

Good director.

Terrible actor.

I think I'll have Joel Schumacher and bat nipple nightmares tonight....

That stilted ass mofo will embarrass himself doing Batman. Seriously. He has one range. And that range is pretty mediocre.


i like his wife, though - Jennifer Garner. she rocks. biggrin
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Quote by Magical_felix


Oh like an XXX version. I can be Lex Luber in that.


more like Super Toy.
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Quote by Magical_felix
What are they going to announce next? Fuckin David Spade as Robin?


me as Supergirl!
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllllllllllll choice!
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is a kitty girl! *bounces all over the room and lands on Jack's crotch, claw going in* ooops! sorry! that's gonna sting!
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Quote by Dudealicious


Was that before "he" edited his posts!?!


oh, i get it now! someone explained it to me! that's hilarious! lol - no, seriously!
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Quote by Magical_felix


Okay, if it's a way older woman that is getting a little long in the tooth. Is it okay to call her a sabertooth tiger?


*giggles* i'm not sure if it's a PC or not, but it is funny. smile
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Quote by Dudealicious


Was that before "he" edited his posts!?!


*shrugs* "i" read what "you" quoted and "i" read what is now currently in the forum. illuminate "me" on what "i've" missed.
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Quote by Magical_felix
If it's an older black woman is it politically incorrect to call her a panther?


yes. next, please.
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Quote by Dudealicious


Was that meant to be a "funny"?


i got a smile out of it - come on, Dude, lighten up here. quirky funny perhaps, but i dig quirky funny.
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Quote by LadyX
The more time passes, the clearer my own reality gets. I have a fantastic ability to bullshit myself and others, and only after I'm removed from a situation can I see it for what it really is.

I got knocked up by a man that took it very seriously, which alone was a big deal to me. Full disclosure: I wasn't altogether sure it was his at first, either. He was a charming guy (in his own way...heh), and I kind of held him at arms length for a long time. But once we both knew it was his, things changed. We began to date seriously; he took care of me (in every meaningful way but financially), and I fell in love with him. We got married when our child was five months old; it was one of the happiest days of my life.

We separated in mid-December, just before Christmas, then slowly found our way again as the winter faded away. We did therapy. More importantly, I do therapy LOL. But seriously, both helped out enormously. And now, having gotten together due to an unplanned baby, gotten married, gotten separated, and now, rediscovered what we have, I realize that I'm incredibly blessed. We have our areas of tension. We bicker. Occasionally, we have to 'go cool off' for a while. But we love each other intensely.

I don't believe in a single soulmate either, for that matter, but if the question is: did I get the fairytale start-up romance? Not even close. But unlike the princess that gets rescued by her knight in shining armor, or swept away by her prince, we've worked hard to earn the relationship that we now share.


probably a good time to point out that just because they are a 'soulmate' doesn't mean it it's all easy. we've had our ups and downs, our trials, our moments of 'is this going to work', plenty of lows along with the highs, but the thing is, we work hard through those lows, cause it's worth it. sometimes it means doing things i don't want to do, sometimes it means getting hurt, but yeah, that's part of ANY relationship, no matter how perfect.
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bottom line is, realistically, smart money is on a combination of both. there NEEDS to be a spark, i don't thin there's any question in my mind about that - that doesn't mean you are just friends, but a real electric spark there. that said, i think it's also important that you have a very real friendship in there as well, and that you do take into account some of the 'mundane stuff'. are you madly in love, but they're a drunk or an addict? are they unreliable? have they a history of burning through romantic involvements? are they a loser in whatever sense of the word you wish to apply it? that stuff will all come into play at some point in your relationship. it should. but, on the other hand, if they look good on paper, and their's just no chemistry there, at some point you're going to go looking for the spark elsewhere, it's only natural.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll



Quite often I find the latter types often end up going through tumultuous relationships over and over again with lots of highs and lows while those that picked pragmatically (ie. good provider, security, educated, attractive, good timing, family likes them etc) often seem bored eventually and are prone to affairs.


although not the reason i married her, somehow i managed to fall in love with a woman who has all the qualities. as for her, well, she kind of got the short end of the stick, but for some reason, she likes me anyways. smile
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#5 - for those who don't know my story, we had to fight to get married. we're a lesbian couple, married since Dec 2012, shortly after it became legal in the state of Washington for us to marry. it's been something that'd been on the plate for 2 + years - in my mind it would happen, it was just a matter of when - i have been in love with this girl, my wife, for longer than then the 5+ years we've been together as a couple, and we've been best of friends for 13 years now. in someways we've slowed down a little, enjoying time spent at home as a couple, but still very much in love - i can't imagine that every changing - we've already been thru all the hard stuff and we've come out the other side. love is a beautiful thing.
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Quote by MadMartigan


A niggling purr? That sounds interesting. I don't think I've ever head of gloating pulled off quite like that.


Anyway. More to add to my list.

Mmm.

I wouldn't really classify this as an abstracted "sound" but as a small tike, I could NEVER get to sleep without the Lion King soundtrack playing. So, I suppose those "sounds" from the album would be considered comforting.


btw, seahawks, 2 for 2. how's your team doing? oh, for the record, i enjoy watching soccer - i don't watch a lot of it, but i do enjoy it. and rugby. now THERE'S a sport. and purring is the worlds best sound - when my girls do it it's like instant bliss.
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not my kind of thing, quite honestly - doesn't sound like fun.
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Quote by SugarBaby2013
It's OK, your just getting OLD is all, don't worry!


please read the rules before posting.
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Quote by MadMartigan


Awww. You're telling me you'd pass on my brooding contemplation? What if I'm thinking 10 moves ahead on the chessboard of life on how to woo your pretty soul in less than 5?


chess just confuses me. i like chinese checkers WAY better. besides, i'm betting you have a nice smile, so there. smile
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Quote by Widowlicker
If that's the case i would imagine that you would have a good sense of what he's like, prior to dating him. If you're in a packed club surveying men with that criteria, i would say it's a bit harsh /judgemental.



mmm... let's say then that i'd be unlikely to say yes if someone along those lines asked me out. ok, so i'm harsh and judgemental - i can live with that - i'd rather then end up dating someone i'm not comfortable around or with whom i don't enjoy myself. wouldn't be very much fun for either of us.

btw, yeah, if i was in a packed club, my attention probably would be drawn by the guy who gives me a smile, or who looks like he's having fun. the ones that look like they're too serious or not enjoying themselves would probably get a pass. and i would expect the same of someone checking me out - if they took a look and thought 'naw, she's not really my type' i'd be fine with that. smile
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*clears throat* anyone care to dispute me? anyone?
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Quote by Jack_42
You know I can't help adding another comment. We've all been using the word band and what comes across is what I would call rock groups - I realise that strictly speaking even that grotty lot One Direction yechhh are a band but the word to me connotes more instruments that just vocals, keyboards, drums and guitars. My father's generation produced some amazing musicians as opposed to the current vogue (and I am part of that) of self taught rock musicians which has prevailed since the 50's. Names like Count Basie, Duke Ellington, Bennie Goodman, MJQ, Dave Brubeck etc it would be very difficult for many rock groups to equal their technical virtuosity. In fact the ''biggest band in the world'' would be the first to agree with that.


many of those jazz greats, btw, where self taught - not disagreeing with you, btw, just making sure we get the facts straight smile
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i chew on pencils
it helps me think when i'm stuck
they feel nice too
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Quote by SereneProdigy


*Googling pictures with the term : artistic BDSM rapunzel with a supergirl shirt riding a unicorn

The results are quite... disturbing.


biggrin that's me in a nutshell. quite disturbing!
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Quote by trinket



pssssst, Don't tell spriteness I told you, but I hear she LOVES pictures of unicorns & shit on her wall.




i kind of hate you right now. how much? depends on how much unicorn shit ends up on my wall - you better hope it's not very much.
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Quote by Widowlicker
With all due respect, that's a bit harsh/judgemental.


if i'm dating a guy and he never once shows an ounce of humor or joy, then i'm probably going to lose interest fairly quickly. if that's harsh or judgemental, so be it, but it would be kind of silly to keep hanging out with someone i'm not enjoying hanging out with, don't you think?
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i like smiles. it doesn't have to be a full on clown smile, but i want a smile - it shows warmth, humor, relaxation, ease, and confidence. if a guy can't smile around me, then there is something wrong with him and i don't really want to be around him.
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Quote by Mazza


Just for you, Liz!! (You know, when I was wee, I thought John Wayne did the voice for Baloo! lol)



it was Phil Harris who also did the voice of O'Malley in Aristocats and Little John in the Disney version of Robin Hood. smile
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Quote by Liz


Blame Google - I pinched it

Bare necessities could be good...


bear pincher!
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