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Quote by Liz


Yes!

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!


BEAR (not bare). *giggles and runs*
Quote by Dancing_Doll


Ohhh - good call! Flynn Rider for sure. First animated character I actually crushed on. Loved him!

For the girls - it would be between Rapunzel and Ariel.


and this is why we are friends.
usually i post things that are specific to the person who's wall i'm posting on, and enjoy the same - that could be anything from cute, to funny, to sexy, to erotic, but yeah, i like it to have a kind of personal feel, ya know? smile
Quote by BiMale73


Ah, a tough one. Let's see.
You go to the toilet. Is the lid in the position you need it to be? Yes? Continue. No? Put it in the position you need it to be.
OMG, it's the same for all of us!


right - for the record, guys, that means if you pee standing up, make sure to put the ring up - i've been to one to many parties where some guy's peed on the ring and left it like that for one of us girls to sit in. so there. smile
thinking about giving MadMartigan blow jobs... *Dreamy sigh* soon as he finishes my F'ing DECK that is!
Quote by MadMartigan



I left it down all the time when I was doing your deck work. Never got any such BJ for my thoughtfulness.


i'm still waiting for you to finish up - i've been keeping a tally - up to 32 (probably shouldn't let you drink beer while working, but oh well). soon as you get the railing up, mister, and not a moment before. smile
Quote by Magical_felix


Right after the last drip of piss falls there is this fog that enters our brains, no shit, we think, wash your hands, go back to what you're doing.

As a counter question, to be fair. Is it that hard to check if the toilet seat is down before you sit down?


i always do, and every time i find that some guy's put it down for me already, i make sure he gets a blow job for his troubles. see what you're missing out on? smile
from my home town, off Telegraph - just love the color and the foliage. if i ever own a house, i'm going to have it painted just like this smile

Anyone one who hasn't picked Tangled/Rapunzel is wrong. no, that's not opinion. that is fact. please change your choice immediately. thank you. smile



Quote by trinket



I'm impressed!
I think I will surrender the title to you though Oberon lol



this is not haiku
what were you thinking trinket?
poems, silly girl!

Quote by urbancoyote
By "do no wrong", do you mean, "have never written a shit track"? If you believe any band has never written a shit track, then your head is up your arse, and you have just reached the stage where you convince yourself averything a band release is great. You should grow out of that when you're about 14.


wow. way to bring everyone down, Mr Coyote. you habitually insult people like that, or are you in just an extra cranky mood today? smile
Quote by countrygirl58
I am not into Oprah like I used to be. I know she has worked hard to get where she is but has anyone thought this sales person might not of known who she was. Because I can't picture anyone doing that if she knew who she was. It was Switzerland RiGHT???? I don't thing that country owes her an apology and Oprah should of said that. If it was me I would of either pulled out my credit card or cash and said yes I would like to buy it or talk to a manager not walk out. Or like in the pretty woman movie if I found it somewhere else would of stopped on the way back and said "see showed the purse and said gotta go do more shopping". So much more you can do then let it hit the airways..That is what I am tired about....


actually, the point is that it really doesn't matter who she is - someone goes into a store and wants to take a look at something, you should show it to them, just good business. smile btw, i don't believe she ever asked for an apology - my understanding is that the media blew it all up out of proportion.
Quote by Sirene_Jaune


Thanks you Sprite I love you too and great to see another PR on Lush. I am assuming you are a PR? lol. I am a big fan of hers saw her perform twice when she came to Australia and I did enjoy her F.L.A.G album and performances very much.


not really an offical PR, tho yeah, i have managed to collect all the music she's out out and seen her - i missed the FLAG tour, sadly. sad
Quote by MadMartigan


Hey.

I don't like man slobber on my shirts, darlin. It's that simple.


Seriously though...My friends and I must be different breeds of men then. We talked about the tough knocks and breakups all the time. Before, after, and during drinks of course.E9JYlBvTUURprye8


don't wear a shirt, then... oo... man slobber on your chest... kind of hot now. ;)

seriously, what i find sometimes is that guys will come to me instead of their guy friends about this stuff - like it's ok to let it out cause i'm a girl and i get it, while the other guys would sort of be awkward or uncomfortable, you know? and yeah, usually without the need to be inebriated.
Quote by Jinxy


I mean old ones, like old old ones. I can't see them going through every story ever written ever since Lush happened to go thru em, so maybe they missed some? thats why just anyone can suggest it, and the mods can look at it, and see if they agree or not. It also gets others involved, which I think on a site like this, it should be like that.


i actually go thru older stories from time to time, ones that sort of caught my attention the first time and tag them as RRs - i'm fairly confident many of the other mods do too - do we catch them all? no, or at least not yet. while it's a good idea, the Cons i see to doing it this way is that i could easily become a popularity contest instead of a what truly good contest. also, take into account that we're not going to always agree with you and that we STILL have to read the story proposed in order to give it an RR - i'm not sure i want to put that much extra work on my mods, to be honest smile
Quote by Autumn17
He has exceptional taste in music


Autumn is a sweet heart - and she has nice toes. smile
Quote by Lustyrose4u
What amazes me most, is how in the world they can put up with us women...


not really sure what there is to put up with. women rock. smile
Quote by champloo
very simple. You ask us why we dont show are emotions or tell you whats bothering us? Simply put we are men! No one cares about our feelings honestly. You never see a group of guys consoling there friend with hugs and aww its ok man she wasnt good enough for you anyways. Thats why we go out and get drunk and yes bury our feelings.


and, quite frankly, that's what baffles me about men. really, they have feelings and emotions too - that they are afraid to show them, thinking it makes them lesser or weaker or something, that baffles me.
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
The number one thing? I might need to narrow down the list since this is a generalization of all guys.

Maybe how guys seem to have the same opinion on everything a woman does.
If we yell about something... We have PMS.
If we're upset about work... We have PMS.
If we're having a bad day... We have PMS.
If we bitch about your dirty, nasty, smelly old socks left lying in the middle of the kitchen floor... We have PMS.
If you have pissed all around the toilet but not in the toilet and we yell about how disgusting it is... We have PMS.
If you're taking a nap cause you drank too much and stayed out late the night before and we mow the lawn or run the vacuum and make lots of noise... We have PMS.

When I shove those disgusting socks in your mouth, the vacuum up your arse and I make it so you have to sit down to pee... I just might have PMS. Maybe.


sounds like someone has PMS
we just broke down and ordered the following from KBShimmer... come on! you Knew it was only a matter of time!

for me:







for Kate:







smile
Quote by MdeSade64
Hey Slippery, you and Sprite are so sweet, I just know you'll welcum me to your dinner party...smile


long as you bring the wine! MdeSade is one of the sweetest guys here. period. smile
Quote by cocokisses


You know, we're cool and all but I think you'd be seeing that damn message as much as any other lushie.


we can call it the Magical Felix setting smile
Quote by MadMartigan


Well, I know you aren't perfect now either Mrs. One Direction.

For solo artist I'd have to say Billy Joel or Elton John at the height of their careers could do no wrong.




i was actually joking around with the one direction post! honest! lol - solo artist, it would have to be Tori Amos, tho, and that's not me being silly. smile
i put stuff in until i run out of room, usually going from most important to least important. smile
Tangled
The Big Lebowski
The Little Mermaid
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Toy Story Trilogy
Time Bandits
The Lord of the Ring Trilogy
Quote by MadMartigan
The Dave Matthews Band.

Say whatever you will, but the fact remains, they are the single BEST love band on the planet and have been for several years now.

Even the album I didn't like too much (Stand Up), once they bring a song live, I'll love it.


i knew there was something wrong with you, now i know what it is. smile
Quote by kiera
Muse, they are ROCK GODS


actually, yeah, they are - i got to see them twice now, and they were amazing and i love all their music.
My wife would have posted Pearl Jam, so i'll do it for her. smile