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Her Royal Spriteness
oo - Kristin just inspired me!
i love my wife, even the stuff the drives me a little crazy that she does, i love that too
i love my kitties, 2 of them. they are my children in every sense of the word
i love my friends, both those here and at home. they keep me alive and sane, or at least are willing to keep up with me when i'm not so sane
i love my works space, the one that's in flux right now - when it's done i will have a place to create again
i love that, even tho things are tight, we always have enough to eat, a roof over our head, enough to get the little things that make us happy
i love living next door to my best friend
i love 'working' for lush. it gives me purpose and makes me feel useful
i love my wife, even the stuff the drives me a little crazy that she does, i love that too
i love my kitties, 2 of them. they are my children in every sense of the word
i love my friends, both those here and at home. they keep me alive and sane, or at least are willing to keep up with me when i'm not so sane
i love my works space, the one that's in flux right now - when it's done i will have a place to create again
i love that, even tho things are tight, we always have enough to eat, a roof over our head, enough to get the little things that make us happy
i love living next door to my best friend
i love 'working' for lush. it gives me purpose and makes me feel useful
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
*dreamy sigh*
Doll's like of like the local Polish-dealer, isn't she? i have this image of her laying in wait in a dark ally somewhere in and overcoat, and when she opens it up, there's all these polish bottle hanging inside of it... first one's free... the rest will cost you.
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done the vitamin E route, but haven't tried it with coconut oil, thanks, i'll try that out first... i don't know anything about mederma, so i'll google that - it never really bothered me too much until lately - it's not the scars so much that bug me as the memories associated with them - i'd just like to scrub them clean off my skin with sandpaper if i thought that would work
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Quote by MadMartigan
Based on the title of this thread I thought tit wanks referred to some fetishized milking of a woman's breasts post pregnancy. You know, "tit wank". Wank them titties. Get a present.
I guess not.
Titty Wanks is actually my porn alias, so yeah, i can see how you might be confused.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
Well you could try using it, the Derma Roller that is. But even myself I'm new with this, and couldn't give you precise instructions. Look in my opening post up there, I provided a link with full instructions.
lol - i was hoping for something a little less extreme, honestly.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
Still, I'm talking about creams and skincare with GIRLS only...
thing is, and i'm serious here, if i had a straight guy friend into this stuff, i mean, seriously into it, like we could talk polishes and he GOT it and shared my passion, well, you never know what would happen, do you? think about is, just of one of the girls, sitting around while while we do our nails, dressed up in our sexy lingerie, lay around in bed touching, kissing, having pillow fights, you know, all that lesbian stuff. ;)
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Quote by SereneProdigy
I saw you were the last poster before entering the thread, and was SURE you'd say something about BSDM.
*nods* there's a medical apparatus called a whartenburg (sp?) wheel that looks similar and it's fun to use on someone who's been tied down... kind of drives you a bit mad, if you're into that sort of thing.
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Quote by simplyjohn
Can I just come in on this since I am rather baffled .. I never ever post in the Ask the Ladies but this has to be an exception.
Surely if one has a small todger and the lady has small breasts it will work? Now look here dont read into that I have small tackle because thats so so so so and so so NOT TRUE!! There are 327 ladies on Lush that have pictures that would verify that!! just saying.
want to make it 328? ;)
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Quote by MadMartigan
No. No. Nopers to the double nope. You fluff. Don't ruin my mental image.
As a dude, the nagging question of "where are you going" is a pet peeve of mine. Then again, my dad ALWAYS asks/asked that question. I hate it. With a fiery passion. Even now.
a fluffer is a person employed to keep a male adult film star aroused on the set, fyi.
that particular bf was, putting it mildly, pretty controlling. upsetting him by not telling him what i was up to wasn't always to my advantage. some habits die hard.
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on telling people they need to pee. i was with a guy that, when i got up to go somewhere, he had ocd on needing to know where i was going and why. he took it to another level. where are you going? to the bathroom. why? i have to pee. i got in the habit...
that all said, i find it rude to just get up and leave without an explanation. and yes, women DO pee. we also poop and sometimes we fart. i even burp occasionally.
that all said, i find it rude to just get up and leave without an explanation. and yes, women DO pee. we also poop and sometimes we fart. i even burp occasionally.
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ok, keeping this light hearted, a rebuttal of sorts, based on most of the things said in this tread:
i buy a lot of clothes at thrift shops or target. sometimes i want to look nice, though, and buy something expensive, so i do.
i love shoes. guys don't get the variety of choices we get, so maybe that's why they don't get it, but dammit, there's a wide range of wonderful looking shoes and i like wearing them.
guys like expensive toys too. guitars, motor cycles, cars, etc. i bet i spend less on clothes, makeup, shoes, and accessories then most guys do on their toys. lets throw in things like video games, entertainment, electronics, and sports into the mix. yep, i guarantee i do.
make up. i like to look pretty - most guys appreciate it.
nail polish. that ones for me. it makes me happy, and it's a craft or a hobby of sorts. i don't mind you playing your video games at $60 dollar each. don't bother me about buying a half dozen polishes at $8 each.
heels. i'm short. heels are a necessity at times. also, i look good in them. most guys appreciate that.
i can find EVERYthing in my purse without even looking it it - simply by knowing where it belongs and by feel. like Dani says, there's a reason only i can do that. ask me to pull anything out of it blind folded and i will without blinking an eye.
on the subject of nagging. maybe if you just took the initiative and did stuff around the house without being asked, i wouldn't nag you - i'm not the only one who know's how to take out the garbage, do the dishes, clean out the toilet, clean the cat boxes, do laundry, or vacuum. pick 3 house hold chores a day to do without being asked and i'll probably never bother you about anything - you'll probably get a blow job out of it too.
my period messes with my hormones and for some of us, it's physically uncomfortable. try being pleasant when your feel like shit and your body and brain are slightly out of whack. it's not like we ENJOY bleeding three days a month.
women don't always lose interest in sex, they simply lose it in the person they're with. sometimes that's on them, sometimes it's on you. takes two to tango.
i buy a lot of clothes at thrift shops or target. sometimes i want to look nice, though, and buy something expensive, so i do.
i love shoes. guys don't get the variety of choices we get, so maybe that's why they don't get it, but dammit, there's a wide range of wonderful looking shoes and i like wearing them.
guys like expensive toys too. guitars, motor cycles, cars, etc. i bet i spend less on clothes, makeup, shoes, and accessories then most guys do on their toys. lets throw in things like video games, entertainment, electronics, and sports into the mix. yep, i guarantee i do.
make up. i like to look pretty - most guys appreciate it.
nail polish. that ones for me. it makes me happy, and it's a craft or a hobby of sorts. i don't mind you playing your video games at $60 dollar each. don't bother me about buying a half dozen polishes at $8 each.
heels. i'm short. heels are a necessity at times. also, i look good in them. most guys appreciate that.
i can find EVERYthing in my purse without even looking it it - simply by knowing where it belongs and by feel. like Dani says, there's a reason only i can do that. ask me to pull anything out of it blind folded and i will without blinking an eye.
on the subject of nagging. maybe if you just took the initiative and did stuff around the house without being asked, i wouldn't nag you - i'm not the only one who know's how to take out the garbage, do the dishes, clean out the toilet, clean the cat boxes, do laundry, or vacuum. pick 3 house hold chores a day to do without being asked and i'll probably never bother you about anything - you'll probably get a blow job out of it too.
my period messes with my hormones and for some of us, it's physically uncomfortable. try being pleasant when your feel like shit and your body and brain are slightly out of whack. it's not like we ENJOY bleeding three days a month.
women don't always lose interest in sex, they simply lose it in the person they're with. sometimes that's on them, sometimes it's on you. takes two to tango.