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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Dancing_Doll
Nice post!
And since you just dropped a man-shoe, it's time for me to make all the girls cry in horror by posting a new pair of UGGs. Yep, it's coming up to that time of year!
And yeah, I'm sorry, I know everyone hates the brand and 'they're so ugly' blah blah, but whatever - these are adorable... especially in the grey - for casual downtime or running errands with some skinny jeans and a cozy sweater.
and so another friend drops off my list... *sighs* really, Doll... i mean, they're Uggs! obviously one of those... *makes a face* Canadians, aren't you? next thing you know she'll be posting pic of... *shudders* crocs...
i am never posting again... 
Her Royal Spriteness
i hate that bitch - she just got all the money handed to her for doing nothing - not like she ever worked a day in her life to earn it...
btw, am i envious of her? yep. be nice to have that kind of money. here's what's dumb - a high end store like that, someone walks into it and wants to see something expensive, you should assume they're serious - you don't want to lose a 38,000$ sale, i means, seriously, if you were a car salesman, would you turn away some guy looking at the Jag because he's dressed in shorts and a tee? hell no. was it racism? no idea, i wasn't there. was it kind of dumb? obviously, yeah - and here's the thing - it's Oprah - all she has to do is go, "dude, like this happened" like we all would if we had a similar experience, but since it's Oprah, it makes news. someone overhears it, it's a thing, it's news, that's how the media sells airtime, mags, etc. and sure, 38,000 for a purse seems extravagant, but you know, she's putting money into the economy - someone, somewhere, has a job making purses, and if no one's buying them, they're out of a job. btw, my understanding is she also does charitable things with her money, so that goes a long way with me.
btw, i'm not a fan - i mean, i respect her, but i never watched her show, aren't really into her, so i'm not going to just blindly rally to her side.
btw, am i envious of her? yep. be nice to have that kind of money. here's what's dumb - a high end store like that, someone walks into it and wants to see something expensive, you should assume they're serious - you don't want to lose a 38,000$ sale, i means, seriously, if you were a car salesman, would you turn away some guy looking at the Jag because he's dressed in shorts and a tee? hell no. was it racism? no idea, i wasn't there. was it kind of dumb? obviously, yeah - and here's the thing - it's Oprah - all she has to do is go, "dude, like this happened" like we all would if we had a similar experience, but since it's Oprah, it makes news. someone overhears it, it's a thing, it's news, that's how the media sells airtime, mags, etc. and sure, 38,000 for a purse seems extravagant, but you know, she's putting money into the economy - someone, somewhere, has a job making purses, and if no one's buying them, they're out of a job. btw, my understanding is she also does charitable things with her money, so that goes a long way with me.
btw, i'm not a fan - i mean, i respect her, but i never watched her show, aren't really into her, so i'm not going to just blindly rally to her side.
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Quote by MadMartigan
You just lost a level of coolness. Your tower is now only 5 feet off the ground.And within striking distance.
This is one song that never gets old. I love the DMB covers.
is now sad kitten.
umm.. to stay on subject, there's a song by Justin Timberlake, what goes around comes around, that i can't get enough of, i'll usually hit repeat when it comes on my ipod.
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Quote by MadMartigan
I wonder is the hulk dildo grows if you make it angry or the Thor dildo shoots lightning up your lady bits.
Someone needs to research these things.
And no, I'm not gonna be your tester.
you are such a let down... *sighs* i guess i'm gonna have to do it myself - typical.
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Quote by MadMartigan
Rick Astley: Never Gonna Give You Up.
lmao. Ok, no, but I do know the lyrics by heart and with a friend, Rick Rolled Greek Town 8 straight times with the song on repeat.
i just unfriended you. it's your own fault. no one to blame but your self. and Rick Astley.
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
The woman isn't built to take anything more than 9 inches or so. Of course that's just the standard and I'm sure it can vary, but that's the average. And most vagina depth is average (hence the term 'average'). So, technically a woman can 'take' any length and pretty much any width/girth or what have you up the vagina, but if it's longer than the aforementioned 9 inches, then it's just gonna be pointless excess. I personally don't enjoy the idea of partially fucking a cock.
Other orifices such as the mouth and anus don't really have these limitations, so it just becomes a matter of willingness and ability. But I'm guessing that whatever size a woman is willing to take up the vagina will apply to the other holes, by default.
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dude, you totally bummed my high. bitch.
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Quote by Magical_felix
He wants to know how many inches of man meat/rubber dildo you have had in your vagina and/or up your ass.
Pretty easy to understand.
Please do not fuck this thread up.
sorry. can't help it, i'm just a blonde slut. hang on, i i'll get out one of my dildos and a measuring tape and get back to you with an answer.
