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Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by SereneProdigy

Nice post, thanks a lot.

What is the proper preperation you speak of? As I mentionned, the only girl I steadily dated who did anal used to wash her anus with a dildo under the shower. Is it how all women do it?

Some more casual anal sex I had also featured a very clean ass. I figured these women must have done something prior too. Didn't feel like asking though.


if she's using a dildo, she's probably doing it for the enjoyment factor. normally, just soap and water is enough - wash your anus and then give yourself a little anal douche/enema with warm water. smile
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Quote by Ryario_Darkstar
Okay so after being sexual active for about 3 months, I have still failed to get off during sex Ive grown to accept it a try to have fun while having I personally love giving oral but receiving is boring even the one girl who gave me some with out a condom (oral) So the doctor thinks its low testosterone, I think Its there no connection with the woman. because when I was still a virgin I could do solo multiple times a night now its like eh to much hassle..... essential at 27 my sex drive is at 0

Anyone have any idea whats going on any advice


well, usually i tend to take the advice of a doctor over that of random strangers on the internet. that's my advice, quite honestly. if he says you have low testosterone, maybe you should do something to up it - i am assuming there's something he can do like test you?
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Quote by pussycurious
Just wondering.... which ones of you girls is a panty sniffer smile

ADDED: Imagine this: your soaking wet panties lovingly draped across your face, held by your lover's soft palms caressing your soft cheeks, and the two of you kissing each other through your panties, licking, slurping that precious juice, tongue yearning for tongue through the musky wet fabric. Do you find this a turn on?


ha! i'd have to be tied down before i let someone do this to me.... i know this from experience, btw.
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Quote by Taboo_Lover
Thank you Doll and sprite... although I'm obviously not the OP, this was very helpful for me as well. I've posted two stories and although they've been received better than I originally thought they would, I used the standard number/cup size. Although no one's negatively criticized me about it, I think I'll use this advice for the next female character I introduce into my series.

Some readers have said I do well at descriptive language, but I personally think I could be better and need to improve. I think this advice will allow me to do just that, so thanks again.


there's an old phrase that you should take to heart - show, don't tell. i've read some stories that are so overly detailed that you start thinking more about whatever it is they are detailing then you do the story. if you're describing a room, you just want to know a feel for it and the person who owns it - you don't need to know every little thing:

it's a study, there's a bookshelf full of books on the history of the ameican west, it's cluttered... how do we know it's cluttered? loose papers on the desk and an over flowing trash can - some books not pushed in all the way. there's a type writer on the desk, a pile of books, and a trophy of some sort. the room is carpeted, let's say beige - there's a window, curtains keeping the after noon sun out, cooling the room. there are family portraits on the wall. now, lets focus on who is in the room... he's tall, slender, dark unruly hair, stubble, and he's wearing jeans, a dress shirt, and a sports coat. kind of rumpled, tho his cowboy boots are expensive looking - snakeskin, perhaps. he's smiling. oh, it's a mischevious smile, but there's warmth in his eyes. he puts down his drink, he gestures, it's a broad gesture, almost theatrical, followed by a short bow, then he speaks, his voice is soft, a little husky, a hint of a drawl. he's the same guy in the portraits, though considerably older now.

that right there should give you a feel for the room and for the man within. we don't need to know the dimensions of the room, exactly what poets are on the book spines - just go for what's important to give a FEEL - the readers will do the rest. it might be important to note that there's dust on the shelves as if the books haven't been touched for a while, or that they are immaculately neat, like he's a little ocd - that is all stuff that is adding to your description of what is important - and what is important should always be the characters - you should describe a setting in regards to who the setting belongs to - if you want to make him a musician, it's simple as this - there's a well loved guitar leaning against the desk. you want him to be a veteran, you don't need to tell us he's was in the marines - focus on a photo on the wall of him in his marine blues.

my guy is a writer - he grew up in texas on a ranch and did used to do the rodeo every year. he married, but he divorced. he writes westerns now, so we should probably throw in a mention or two of western memorablila - a set of colt six shooters in a case and a bronze casting of a cowboy on a stand. maybe a few landscapes of wyoming or montana hanging on the walls. don't need to know where, exactly, just lonely looking bluff at sunset and another picture of rough looking mountains covered with pine trees - even all that is a lot, and if it's a shorter story, you can break it down to the bare essentials. just don't go here:

the room looked like it belonged to a guy who wrote westerns. and don't over detail it either - don't need to know that it's 13x15, don't need to describe every little detail - just pick the ones that are important - could have left out the color of the carpet easily enough. the curtains blocking the sun, tho, sets the mood - its' afternoon but the room is somewhat dark, giving him an air of coolness, perhaps, or mystery, or menace if that's what you're looking for - everything could be in shadow. or hell, throw the windows wide, and give it a welcoming open air, but making it warm enough that you want to take off your coat, loosen a button or two on your blouse, brush a stray strand of hair from your cheek, was that because it's warm or are you flirting? maybe you're not sure, but you're hoping he's not sure either...

ok, sorry, rach is on meds, but i AM having fun with this! weee! hope that didn't confuse anyone too much?
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


Is this your way of firing me? Très harsh.


think of it as re-considering my options.
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listen to Doll's advice. fastest way for me to lose interest in a story is when i have to read the laundry list - she was 5'1", 140 pounds, had 36DD breasts, etc. that's just lazy. i'd rather hear:

she was a little on the short side and plump, though i found her curves appealing, not being into fashionable thin models who reminded me of hungry waifs. Oh, and her breasts were lovely as well, reminding me of ripe, juicy melons tipped by perky pink nipples. there, you've just provided the same information without resorting to numbers - let someone else fill in the blanks - that way, they can make her a little plump, just slightly curvy, or heavier, depending on their own tastes - that way you get them more involved in the story. don't get overly descriptive. leave your audience some wiggle room. smile
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Quote by cheater6448
Thank you for your advice . I will have a look around for a chat room with a few people in to start with and see how I go from there.


yeah, that's the other thing - the bigger the crowd, the faster the conversation goes and the easier it is to simply get lost - also, make sure you click on the name of someone you are addressing, so they are aware that you're talking to them - their name shows up as red - that's my que, when i chat, the someone is talking to me, since i never have the sound on my computer (it annoys me AND the cats, quite frankyly, to keep hearing chirps and stuff).
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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
I'm still regularly pooping properly.


thank god. i've been meaning to ask, but now i can cross that question off my list...
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i didn't used to have a problem with Anal sex and then... well, i had an issue with a boyfriend about how to go about coaxing me into having anal sex, after which i was strictly 'keep your cock away from my butt, mister' for a while. my wife, however has slowly helped me relax about it, as has being on Lush, where i can enjoy everyone else's joy of it - now? with the right person, i'm comfortable with it - is it my favorite thing? no. and i much prefer giving (rimming or finger play) then i do receiving - still, when i've had a drink or two and am loosened up, it's quite enjoyable, so yeah, i like conditional anal. smile
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Quote by MdeSade64
Okay sprite, but I don't do windows.....smile UNIX is the only way to go...smile


i can live with that - mostly i just need help with dusting the higher up shelves. i can just barely reach them by standing on a bucket balanced on a step stool and, apparently, that's not OSHA approved.
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Quote by cheater6448
Hi . I am also new to this and have been ignored when I have entered a chat room and said hello to everyone in it.
Having been married for 40 years ,I am as you say a virgin and am not used to chatting with either sex. I am no longer married ,but I am having an affair .


just keep at it for a bit - eventually people will recognize you, or, if you see a conversation that you have something to add to, just comment and often you'll be drawn in. it does take a bit of work, depending on the crowd, but it's how pretty much everyone else started. smile
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Quote by 1ball


I didn't call it hypocrisy. I called it sanctimony, the pretense of superior holiness. If a "friend" doesn't live up to your expectation of what it means to be a friend, you adjust the level of support they get from you downward. In other words, you change what you expect of yourself as a result of a declining opinion of them. There's nothing wrong with that, but to pretend it isn't an expectation on them to meet your standard of friendship (or face consequences (that friendship will fade)) is sanctimony.


ok, done with you now. bye bye. have fun in your sandbox. smile
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i like the pretty colored ones that you can make balloon animals with smile
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i met Neil Gaiman once at a book signing and Tori Amos at a concert. smile they were both very lovely to me.
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i like that MM is kind of crazy AND he knows what a sprite is and he has really nice pockets!
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Quote by roymunson101


DAMMIT!!!! It was the hairless Wookie costume too wasn't it?


actually, it was the hot neon pink one.
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everything i write really has happened. sometimes it's only happened in my head, though. smile
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Quote by roymunson101
A jedi robe, and nothing else.....well, unless they want to accessorize with a yoda backpack.


*sighs and hangs my wookie costume in the closet* back to the drawing board...
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looking for someone to do laundry and light house work about once a week. PM me if interested.
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Quote by 1ball


Sanctimony. There are a lot of ways that a friend can be "high maintenance" and we all make decisions on whether the value of a friendship is worth the cost. Friendships are either symbiotic or parasitic, and when they're parasitic, they're destructive. I guess I'm just more honest and direct about that than some people.

If some woman had advised another on this board that "many men are only interested in <whatever>", nobody would have said a word about it. But there's probably a Shallow Sal for every Shallow Hal on the planet, and if the OP is running into women who friendzone him when they sense his interest, cutting the string and moving on unless they bring mutual benefit to the friendship is just self-preservation.


how is what i said hypocrisy? as i said, all i said is that i expect friendship, not more - the level of that friendship my vary, but as long as it's there, i consider someone my friend. yeah, i have friends that i'm closer to than others, and friends that i give more to than others, but that doesn't change the dynamic of friendship. now, if they're not giving me friendship in return, obviously that's a different story. and really, all friends are, at some point in time, high maintainance - i know that i can, and have been at times, HM, but i think i'm worth it, and i think my friends are worth it as well. *shrugs* as i said, my behavior is that only thing that i can control, so my expectations are only on myself. yes, if someone proves themself to not be a friend, likely that friendship will fade, but otherwise, there is always the seed of a relationship there, regardless. all i am really interested in is that i can have a relationship were i can talk to someone and we can both come away with a smile on both our faces after. smile
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Quote by ranbir
wHAT DO U THINK ABOUT THIS GUY OR GIRL ,IF HE SAYS.

hi,
IM 24,DECENT LOOKING GUY OR GIRL,I M LOOKING FOR A GREAT, LOVELY GIRL AS MY DATE ,WHOM I CAN SPEND MY TIME WITH AND LOOK INTO HIS EYES AND STAY THERE FOREVER AND TAKE CARE OF HER

WAT DO U THINK ABOUT THIS TYPE OF GUY OR GIRL ,WOULD YOU GIVE HIM A CHANCE,WATS YOUR OPINION SHARE


sorry, but that just screams possessive stalker to me. i'd probably find ways to avoid him in the future.
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Quote by JBumblebee
In the future I will remember to thank them. I don't recall if I've done it in the past. I have had a nice conversation with one after she approved my story.

I'm still waiting for the third part of a story to be published. It seems like it's been way too long since I submitted it.


i just looked into your story history - a third part was never submitted, that might be the issue - you sure you didn't forget to hit the sumbit button? smile
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Quote by SereneProdigy

I'll put you right back into your cage if you venture too far, you wild little thing...

Between, why don't you find yourself an Avatar? It will be easier to recognize you then. Red/whites are usually pointless in their posts.


agreed! rise above the crowd, stand out, show off your uniqueness.

oh, btw, SP? i think you're pretty amazing too - glad you found us and are sticking around and no, i haven't been drinking. much...
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Quote by pussycurious


There are many kinks sprite smile Which ones define YOUR dnrrls? ;)


to quote Marlon Brando: Whaddaya got?

no, seriously, my kinks? i'm a practicioner of bdsm and i i'm into kittygirl roleplay and watersports - those are probably the biggies in the world of somewhat tabboo - beyond that, i just like sex. a lot. i'm quite good at it too.
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Quote by SereneProdigy


Does it read "I survived a wicked orgy" ?


no, but i have one of those too. 3 in fact. AND a trophy!
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i'm already immortal, so i'll have to go with the money. money can't buy you love, tho, so thank god that wasn't one of the choices on the table!
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btw, my concept of d/n/r/r ls is the girl whose adventurous and not afraid to try new things or be judged about her sexuality - the girl who is into sex, likes it kinky, and isn't ashamed about it. smile btw, i'm a dirty little slut. i even have the tee-shirt. ;)
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